I don't go to movie theatres because of the people who do all the things he wrote about. And also, because people like him go. It's a lose-lose experience and not worth my money, when things will be on DVD in a few months, either way.

/he really did come off like a giant douche.

I can only recall one particularly bad experience in a theatre. My bro and I went to the dollar theatre years ago to see "Waterboy," and the whole crowd was loud. The dude behind us would yell, "BOOOOOM!" every time there was a tackle. Imagine several tackles in quick succession: "BOO BOO BOO BOOOOOOOOM!" Ugh.

I once called my dad without knowing he was in a movie. He was talking all loud, and I asked him what all that background noise was. When I found out where he was, I said, "Call me later" and hung up. When he called back (after the movie) I told him never to do that again.

Ok, so I take The Heathens (ages 8-17) to a movie on Christmas Eve. We usually see a kids movie, so it's no problem. This year we are seeing "Avatar". Do you all think it'll be less crowded earlier in the day? Or just as crowded all day as it would be in the evening?

The kids are usually ok, but the younger 2 tend to have small bladders and with this movie, they might have questions. They whisper, but I'm worried about too much whispering.

I can't remember what it was, but some ridiculous wigger had his cellphone, complete with classy rington, go off at full blast.

"BEAT THE PUSSY UP...BEAT THE PUSSY UP!"

Wigger looks around completely bewildered as to where this is coming from, while everone else in the theater with decent directional hearing automatically realized it was coming from him.

"BEAT THE PUSSY UP...BEAT THE PUSSY UP!"

Slow dawning of realization comes across wigger's face, much likes the apes contemplating the monolith in 2001.

"BEAT THE PUSSY UP...BEAT THE PUSSY UP!"

Slowly pulls out his cell phone, stares at it with slack-jawed wonderment. What is this magical device producing these infectious rhythms?

"BEAT THE PUSSY UP...BEAT THE PUSSY UP!"

Wigger finally recognizes his own farking ringtone, and began farking grooving to the beat, while a huge shiat-eating grin spreads across his face.

"BEAT THE PUSSY UP...BEAT THE PUS--"

"Y'ALLO? WHO DIS?"
...
"NUFFIN' DAWG, JUS' WATCHIN' SOME MOVIE."
...
"A'IGHT. A'IGHT...
"Turn that goddamn thing of!"
"HOL' UP SOME biatch BE TALKIN' TO shiat TO ME."

The "biatch" stood up, large enough to blot out a decent section of the screen. DJ Jazzy Trevor immediately snapped his phone shut and slunk down in his seat as low as possible.

I don't know what the big deal is. How else is the audience supposed to realize the actor playing the cook is the same guy who was killed on "NCIS" last night? This is important information, and as many people as possible should be made aware.

This is why I'm rebuilding my home theater. I already have the popcorn machine (no oil topping, but coconut oil for popping).



The "Californication" clip was worth watching.

I'm glad we have the 'crappy' theatre on the other side of town that nobody goes to so I can go see a movie in peace.

August11: Avoid movie theaters. It won't kill you to wait for it on DVD.

No, dummy, this movie is like 2012 - a movie that only should be seen in theatres. Do you have a 30' digital projection 3D screen? No. Is the plot of this movie worth watching on a lame TV? No. It's eye candy.


Gig103: This is why I'm rebuilding my home theater.

You're rebuilding your home theatre so that several months after everyone else has seen Avatar, you can watch a movie with pioneering 3D technology in 2D? Huzzah.

What is with you Farkers and your repeated tenuous links of Avatar to furrydom? THE CHARACTERS DON'T HAVE FUR!!!

Atomic Spunk: darkvstar: went to the midnight showing of Avatar 3D. some idiot brought a baby. what is the protocol here? strangle the crying infant or beat the crap out of the idiot parents?

Either or both are acceptable.

Stay classy, Fark.

Sometimes I wish the social contract was an actual document that I could hand to people, after highlighting and/or bookmarking the section they are violating.

Telling people to shut up doesn't work if they are stupid-ass teenagers with their stupid-ass friends, they just try to act tough and say "Haha make me!". Getting a manager and saying that you saw a group of kids sitting in the back rows holding up a camera sure is effective, though.

serpent_sky
I don't go to movie theatres because of the people who do all the things he wrote about.

my husband and i haven't been to a movie in a year because of those people. My husband actually hit some kid on the knee to get his attention to get him to shut up. I don't think he meant to hit him, but i guess my normally very mild mannered husband reached his limit.

simpsonfan: I told some stupid biatch if she didn't shut up I would break her cellphone. Too bad for her it came to that.

Same. Thankfully it was a shiatty quality cheapass phone that was being given away with cereal packets.

/she, and her gaggle of tards, sure shut up after that.

Saw avatar today at the Imax in Georgia. Stunning.

It was 9:00 am, so everyone was sleepy and tired. Yay.

KingPsyz: Came for the sweeping racial generalizations

Leaving as expected on Fark...

"Furry" is not a race.