NuttierThanEver: Simpson at least has a couple of albums (albeit heavily overdubbed) to her credit. What has this vapid bisexual elf-skank done besides become famous for being a vapid bisexual elf-skank?

1) Be a vapid bisexual elf-skank
2) Have a reality TV show
3) Sex tape
4) Profit

Sadly, this is the new paradigm in American media attention whoring, and I think it's here to stay. There are also time tested alternatives to step one such as, "Hoax launch your farking kid in a farking balloon"; and who can forget: "Crash a White House state dinner"

/sad

SushiJoe: I thought that moran commited suicide a few months ago. At least she tweeted that she was going to.

Oh, so she's a quitter then too?

Pants Off Dance Off shall forever be vilified for introducing Tila to the world.

Jessica is a combination of Mother Teresa, Marie Curie, and Ann-Margret compared to the dwarf.

NuttierThanEver: Simpson at least has a couple of albums (albeit heavily overdubbed) to her credit. What has this vapid bisexual elf-skank done besides become famous for being a vapid bisexual elf-skank?

I was under the impression the term was "poorly-tattooed asian myspace dwarf-slut."

brap 2009-12-18 03:48:47 PM
Ugh. I've become mean spirited again.

2010. I am going to have to get right with the universe.


If being mean-spirited brings forth such gems as "Every week it was like watching CHUDS battling to the death in order to see which one could mate with a Pig Fetus." please never change.

/I loled.

Grelmo: NuttierThanEver: Simpson at least has a couple of albums (albeit heavily overdubbed) to her credit. What has this vapid bisexual elf-skank done besides become famous for being a vapid bisexual elf-skank?

I was under the impression the term was "poorly-tattooed asian myspace dwarf-slut."

I'm pretty sure you're correct.

Isn't she the one Shawn Merriman biatch slapped?

Tila Tequila > Jessica Simpson

Which is saying much, but still.

wow, they divided by 0 and shat on the remainder...

Tila Tequila is less of a waste of space than Jessica Simpson, if only because she takes up less space.

Grelmo: NuttierThanEver: Simpson at least has a couple of albums (albeit heavily overdubbed) to her credit. What has this vapid bisexual elf-skank done besides become famous for being a vapid bisexual elf-skank?

I was under the impression the term was "poorly-tattooed asian myspace dwarf-slut."

I believe that's the politically correct term, yes.

They're both useless, but I'd nail each of them until I passed out from dehydration.

Says the girl who is famous for doing what?

I must live a sheltered life, but I've never heard of Tila Tequila... So I googled her image. hmmmmmmm... I think you guys need to appologize to the skanks out there for associating them with her. Just based on her pictures, she seems way past being a skank. Maybe queen of the skanks!



Anyway, please continue you slamming of Tila Tequila, you have my full support.

Reverend Otis: Pants Off Dance Off shall forever be vilified for introducing Tila to the world.

I blame Ted Nugent.

I'd still pee in her butt

....literally pee in her butt that wasn't a metaphor for wanting to have sex with her

brap: Ugh. I've become mean spirited again.

2010. I am going to have to get right with the universe.


Please don't. This thread was done in one.

wet_dream: Anyway, please continue you slamming of Tila Tequila, you have my full support.

That picture... oh god. If there's anyone who can take anal beads to a whole new level of disturbing, it's Tila.

Shawne should have finished the job, he's not doing anything special on the field this year, anyway.

/Chargers fan

Here's hoping that 2010 will mean the end of these "personalities".

Here's hoping that 2010 will mean the end of these "personalities".

I think this will get worse...as people can now get famous for just appearing inside the magic box doing nothing of any real value other than being obnoxious...and there being more opportunities to get inside the magic box as the internet expands our TV viewing options.

I think how this one even entered my consciousness is not her looks, but the cartoonish sounding name of "Tila Tequila". These "personalities" are really masters of marketing and selling, and that is their real skill.

I think someone needs to post that "you know how I know you're gay" picture at least 30 times I this thread.

If Tila Tequila appeared on Jersey Shore the universe would die of suck.

IdBeCrazyIf: I'd still pee in her butt

....literally pee in her butt that wasn't a metaphor for wanting to have sex with her

You could use one of them big plastic funnels they use for transmission fluid.

jso2897: IdBeCrazyIf: I'd still pee in her butt

....literally pee in her butt that wasn't a metaphor for wanting to have sex with her

You could use one of them big plastic funnels they use for transmission fluid.

Will this work???



she just seems like someone who's ass has been stretched quite a bit.

I wouldn't fark Tila Tequila with your mother's dick. She looks liker her bajingo probably crusts over once or twice a week.

Jessica Simpson, on the other hand, I would happily plow long and hard, with copious amounts of motorboating thrown in as value-added content.

I don't know why I like either one of them, but... c'mon... be honest. You would.

Accolade: I don't know why I like either one of them, but... c'mon... be honest. You would.

I'd have to wrap my dick in a sheet of lead 6 inches thick, but yes I would

Tila Tequila has posed nude, so she has at least one redeeming quality above Jessica Simpson.

I think this dishonor should be settled on the field of battle.

I've got the Mr. Turtle pool and a gazillion boxes of green jello

Somebody boil the water and call the girls.

Accolade: I don't know why I like either one of them, but... c'mon... be honest. You would.


Jessica Simpson? GTFO of my way, I'm going in!

Poorly tattooed asian Myspace whore? Helllll no. Blech. Someone else with her body would be pretty damn farkable, but she is just a yucky human being and a one night stand is not worth a lifetime of valtrex.

Did anyone see the ustream where Tila took out her tampon to prove how clean she was. All while going on a rant that made the video of Stephon Marbury eating vaseline look sane?

/that actually happened.
//surprised it wasn't greenlit

farkingismybusiness: Did anyone see the ustream where Tila took out her tampon to prove how clean she was.

typical bait and switch. she probably had 20 of those things lodged up there.

just took the one off the top.

farkingismybusiness: Did anyone see the ustream where Tila took out her tampon to prove how clean she was. All while going on a rant that made the video of Stephon Marbury eating vaseline look sane?

/that actually happened.
//surprised it wasn't greenlit


Oh wow... Link? That kind of crazy can be highly amusing.

OtherLittleGuy: Good Lord.

Tila Tequila makes Jessica Simpson look like Audrey Hepburn in the classy department.

Yeah it takes quit a bit of failure to make me think jessica simpson is more talented than a slug but this munchkin hits the untalented mark.

Shes such a liar that even the cops didnt believe her when she said her BF hit her, thats a farking big liar.

Reverend Otis: Pants Off Dance Off shall forever be vilified for introducing Tila to the world.

Sorry, Playboy is going to have to bite the bullet on that one. She was a nude model for a long time before pants off dance off afaik.

Elvis Da King: I think this dishonor should be settled on the field of battle.

I've got the Mr. Turtle pool and a gazillion boxes of green jello

Somebody boil the water and call the girls.