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(The Smoking Gun)   Lingerie Football League gets it's panties in a bunch, files briefs threatening to bustier players who let slip the league's dirty little secrets   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 137
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2009-12-18 08:05:20 PM
I'll be volunteering at a roller derby bout tomorrow(been a fan since), so I'm getting a kick....
 
2009-12-18 08:11:20 PM
Thanks for the Meme-ries: MOAR!!!!

You better watch what you ask for. If Gorgor shows up you may not want to see what he has to post.
 
2009-12-18 08:13:35 PM
I know one of the players [see pic below] and these ladies really play football. They get banged up even worse than the men because of the obvious lack of protective gear. They run, catch, hit and tackle. Its not a lingerie pillow fight (although that would be awesome) it is real football played by women and they are into it.

Like another poster said, the management of the league seems to be a bit douchebaggy and are trying to add the stripclub sleaze factor to women trying to play a sport.

/now for the pic I mentioned earlier
www.lflus.com
 
2009-12-18 08:20:15 PM
S10Calade: Thanks for the Meme-ries: MOAR!!!!

You better watch what you ask for. If Gorgor shows up you may not want to see what he has to post.


Who?

SRSLY, i never have had the guts (poor choice of words) to click on one of His links.....
 
2009-12-18 08:20:49 PM
Just doing my part, citizens.

www.funpicsfree.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-12-18 08:21:19 PM
No one Bob-the-Angry-Flowered the headline yet :(

/how many times does one have to be Bob-the-Angry-Flowered before it finally sinks in
 
2009-12-18 08:21:54 PM
Scrum-ptious

www.talkdelaware.com
 
2009-12-18 08:24:12 PM
Check out the calves on this one:

media.nowpublic.net

Clearly at least some of these women are very athletic. To claim they didn't realize the league was going to be run by douchebags who are only selling the fetish aspect would be pretty disingenuous, however.
 
2009-12-18 08:25:27 PM
Thanks for the Meme-ries: S10Calade: Thanks for the Meme-ries: MOAR!!!!

You better watch what you ask for. If Gorgor shows up you may not want to see what he has to post.

Who?

SRSLY, i never have had the guts (poor choice of words) to click on one of His links.....


Try it sometime, it may change your life forever...
In a bad way...
 
2009-12-18 08:27:15 PM
weeklydrop.com

It took me quite some time to notice the blond and quite a bit longer to notice she was catching with her eyes closed. I doubt many of the spectators are there for the athletics.
 
2009-12-18 08:27:42 PM
The Angry Hand of God: Roller Derby is a perfect example of this. All of their advertisements have these fit girls that I would love to do terrible things to. You then decide to put up $15 in the hope that you will have something to fap to later. The excitement builds until you get to your seat and realize the girls look more like the Sasquatch from the Jack Link's commercials, than what was pictured in the ad. You want to ask for your money back, but you know that you can never explain to your friends that you got you ass kicked by a girl for asking for a refund.

Not all the teams are too Sasquatch like . .

photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net

I appreciate the skater named 'Double D'licious"
 
2009-12-18 08:27:46 PM
Let's play "Spot the douche-bag hipster".....

castufari: The Angry Hand of God: Roller Derby is a perfect example of this. All of their advertisements have these fit girls that I would love to do terrible things to.

This. There is a roller derby here. One of my coworkers said I should go as it was fun. Nah, I remember it from childhood, I'll pass. Then she said she was a cheerleader. She's not bad looking but sweet jeebus I do NOT want to see her bouncing around (she's sort of fat).
I guess the allure is that you can go, pay 15.00 to get in then kick back and drink 3.50 PBRs.


Oh, that was just too easy!
 
2009-12-18 08:28:21 PM
Wow, don't these idiots with their legal threats realize that the Internet does not enjoy a$$holes using litigation to keep the little man, or little woman down. Especially if you are going to be a colossal douche bag about it.

Couple that phenomena with a woman scorned, or 9 of them, add a dash of hotness and a claim of not paying for injuries that occur to the girls, and you have the recipe for a full scale internet outrage occurring this weekend.

They will never learn, will they?
 
2009-12-18 08:28:27 PM
Seriously people. Just watch proper porn. No-one will think any less of you than if you keep supporting the 'respectable' product. We're all adults after all.

/I recommend Abby Winters.
 
2009-12-18 08:28:58 PM
POOP THREAD!
 
2009-12-18 08:31:30 PM
nytmare: No one Bob-the-Angry-Flowered the headline yet :(

/how many times does one have to be Bob-the-Angry-Flowered before it finally sinks in


I did it without doing it.
 
2009-12-18 08:31:39 PM
trainonthebrain: Seriously people. Just watch proper porn. No-one will think any less of you than if you keep supporting the 'respectable' product. We're all adults after all.

/I recommend Abby Winters.


ATK not too bad either.

/just my two cents
 
2009-12-18 08:32:23 PM
FarkinFarker: I did it without doing it.

Damn, that just sounds bad.
 
2009-12-18 08:35:18 PM
No love for H.O.T.S.?
http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/hots.jpg
 
2009-12-18 08:35:32 PM
haikupoet: You know, some people might be interested in seeing both athleticism and tits. Like going to a strip club and paying more attention to the girls who can actually dance.

...People go to strip clubs to see dancing?

ROFL. Hahaha. Heh. Whew.

Seriously, man, come on.
 
2009-12-18 08:39:13 PM
gorgor: POOP THREAD!

Well? Hop to it skippy!

/calyxa.best.vwh.net
 
2009-12-18 08:42:45 PM
AtomicPenguin: haikupoet: You know, some people might be interested in seeing both athleticism and tits. Like going to a strip club and paying more attention to the girls who can actually dance.

...People go to strip clubs to see dancing?

ROFL. Hahaha. Heh. Whew.

Seriously, man, come on.


Think of it as a bonus on top of your fake titties and snootful of body spray and glitter.
 
2009-12-18 08:44:50 PM
gorgor: POOP THREAD!

You're here!!! We were just talking about you...
 
2009-12-18 08:52:42 PM
boobies? where?
 
2009-12-18 09:00:32 PM
I went to a Lingerie Football League game and it turned into a mud wrestling extraviganza. The crowd got a nut.

/not really it just sound good.
 
2009-12-18 09:01:41 PM
Damn I missed an even better joke. The crowd was up for it.
 
2009-12-18 09:17:40 PM
sparkeyjames: I went to a Lingerie Football League game and it turned into a mud wrestling extraviganza. The crowd got a nut.

/not really it just sound good.


Wut? Did you mean 'extravagina'?

Wait... 'extra vagina'... not sure if want, but I'm sure gorgor has a link coming.
 
2009-12-18 09:22:49 PM
sparkeyjames: Damn I missed an even better joke. The crowd was up for it.

I'm sure everyone was pulling for the home team.
 
2009-12-18 09:27:37 PM
Hey gorgor, are you banned from being a Total Farker? I know you're not allowed to post inline links, but I'm curious if you are banned from TF...
 
2009-12-18 09:32:15 PM
i216.photobucket.com
i216.photobucket.com

same pics, twice in one day.
 
2009-12-18 09:34:39 PM
www.usaplayers.com
If you haven't seen the sexy girls of the Lingerie Football League in action, you should. The quality of the football isn't too bad. The players are Just Plain Sexy (new window) Most Definitely (NSFW) (new window).
 
2009-12-18 09:41:26 PM
Fark_Guy_Rob: Ummm....

Nobody attends these events because they want to see some serious football. They go for hot chicks in very little clothing and the chance to see some boobs pop-out.

If you want to get a job of this nature....you are expected to fulfill the duties of the job. If you get a job as a stripper - they going to expect you to take your clothes off.

Duh.

If you want to be a computer programmer; you are going to have to write some code.

Welcome to life.

If you don't like it; get a job where you aren't just something pretty to be looked at. As long as you want to earn a living prancing around half naked, yeah, guess what - you are just a pair of bouncing tits.


On the job injuries should be covered by the employer. If the business does not make enough to cover those expenses then the problem is in the business model and thus the employer's problem.

If you go public with verifiable statements about employer transgression and the employer uses the threat of a nuisance suit and deep pockets to keep you quiet then the employer might win, but the employer is still wrong.

And you really do sound fat.
 
2009-12-18 09:51:42 PM
After reading ( I did to!) I can't see how the women muster up a smile for the lens. I'd be busy giving the finger to everyone around.

AND just a question echo5, If you know this woman, why are you wasting your time on Fark? I mean really now, you couldn't keep me out of the . . . picture, what ever thing it's called. And here you are posting away, not that I don't appreciate the view but you're doing the work of Albert Schweitzer for us. Much appreciation there.
 
2009-12-18 09:53:20 PM
logruszed: And you really do sound fat.

Thin people are never cynical about exploitation of a woman's dignity and health for profit.
 
2009-12-18 09:55:25 PM
Can't go on.... must keep fapping... will return every 15 seconds
 
2009-12-18 10:19:06 PM
www.angryflower.com

Also, here are some great tits:

www.btinternet.com

/it's tits?
 
2009-12-18 10:41:23 PM
Any woman who gets into this "LFL" thinking that it is anything other than an extension of "Girls Gone Wild" is a farking idiot to begin with. I can't even believe that they have multiple teams and hold serious practices. It is nothing more than a strip show on grass, there's no serious athletic competition going on, and only pervs who can't get a real woman watch it.
 
2009-12-18 10:44:40 PM
Women.

They're for sex.
 
2009-12-18 10:57:47 PM
And now for something comepletely different: Women's Rugby



www.sportuk.tv

img37.imageshack.us

/MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY!
//Houston,
///we're gonna need more lube.
 
2009-12-18 11:00:11 PM
lisarenee3505: only pervs who can't get a real woman watch it.

What else am I going to do while my woman is folding my laundry?
 
2009-12-18 11:18:21 PM
"We represent The Lingerie League Lollipop Guild"

Midgets in lingerie. Win-Win!
 
2009-12-18 11:19:51 PM
Krieghund: lisarenee3505: only pervs who can't get a real woman watch it.

What else am I going to do while my woman is folding my laundry?


I caught my wife "flipping the lightswitch" once time to a Dita Von Tease video.

I was all like, "You have good taste. Now go fold my laundry."
 
2009-12-18 11:41:12 PM
20-30 years ago this would have taken off. Now we have internet porn.
 
2009-12-18 11:53:34 PM
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: logruszed: And you really do sound fat.

Thin people are never cynical about exploitation of a woman's dignity and health for profit.


If they're ugly, yeah. If the woman is attractive, she only protests once she has reaped the most benefit from it as she ages and loses the ability to exploit it.

Cynical? Me? Nope.
 
2009-12-19 12:01:00 AM
IDAK: If you haven't seen the sexy girls of the Lingerie Football League in action, you should. The quality of the football isn't too bad. The players are Just Plain Sexy (new window) Most Definitely (NSFW) (new window).

While it is certainly for sure being sold as sexy women playing football, I do have to agree with some of the people here. I haven't paid to go to a game, or for the "online access" to watch a full game, but, I did watch some highlights, and, they definitely are playing a "real" game of football, and really trying to make tackles and hit. The action is surprising good considering you'd come into it thinking it was something below powderpuff football in g-strings. That being said, it is obviously just the "best" players that are hot in skimpy outfits. As long as it is the "LFL", you won't have 250 lb "linemen" in the league who would actually be better at being "linemen".
 
2009-12-19 12:10:36 AM
lisarenee3505: Any woman who gets into this "LFL" thinking that it is anything other than an extension of "Girls Gone Wild" is a farking idiot to begin with. I can't even believe that they have multiple teams and hold serious practices. It is nothing more than a strip show on grass, there's no serious athletic competition going on, and only pervs who can't get a real woman watch it.

As a perv who has managed to get a "real woman", I'd just like to say that you sound...kinda frisky. What say you, me and the wife hook up and catch a LFL game sometime?
 
2009-12-19 12:36:42 AM
God Bless America
 
2009-12-19 12:56:41 AM
There's one player that doesn't have a boob job.
But evidently she only plays on "Special Teams".

/Ask me, I'm old enough to remember.
//And understand the difference.
 
2009-12-19 01:34:49 AM
Marcintosh: AND just a question echo5, If you know this woman, why are you wasting your time on Fark? I mean really now, you couldn't keep me out of the . . . picture, what ever thing it's called. And here you are posting away, not that I don't appreciate the view but you're doing the work of Albert Schweitzer for us. Much appreciation there.

Well lets see... 1) I'm married. 2) She is really a friend, it started as me working as her bodyguard. 3) Beyond the obvious beauty Jen has, she is really a sweet girl. In person that smile of hers will make you hear birds chirping.

I'd post pictures of us together but I don't want to risk becoming Fark photoshop fodder.
 
2009-12-19 01:46:26 AM
This is not a bookmark.
 
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