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(The Smoking Gun)   Lingerie Football League gets it's panties in a bunch, files briefs threatening to bustier players who let slip the league's dirty little secrets   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 138
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2009-12-18 07:03:03 PM
boobies
 
2009-12-18 07:03:36 PM
boobies?
 
2009-12-18 07:04:56 PM
Randi Dicker?
 
2009-12-18 07:05:31 PM
It is?
 
2009-12-18 07:05:47 PM
Wow, league organizers sound like a bunch of assholes.
 
2009-12-18 07:05:51 PM
Boobies!
 
2009-12-18 07:06:20 PM
I have Skinemax, I don't care about your frat-mag inspired attention whoring "sport".
 
2009-12-18 07:08:32 PM
LFL WTF
 
2009-12-18 07:08:40 PM
So, they accidentally the nudity?
 
2009-12-18 07:08:49 PM
Flappyhead: I have Skinemax, I don't care about your frat-mag inspired attention whoring "sport".

I could stand to hear a little more.
 
2009-12-18 07:11:37 PM
I'm all for women's football, and I don't even mind the concept of the Lingerie Bowl (much). But come on, isn't taking care of your players the most important thing here?
 
2009-12-18 07:11:50 PM
This is one of those ideas that look fantastic on paper, but never turns out well. Just wait until a few years down the road where it starts getting really competitive. Soon enough they will have 350lb. centers wearing nothing but dental floss and a three day old tampon bent over hiking the ball to a butch lesbian with a mustache.

Roller Derby is a perfect example of this. All of their advertisements have these fit girls that I would love to do terrible things to. You then decide to put up $15 in the hope that you will have something to fap to later. The excitement builds until you get to your seat and realize the girls look more like the Sasquatch from the Jack Link's commercials, than what was pictured in the ad. You want to ask for your money back, but you know that you can never explain to your friends that you got you ass kicked by a girl for asking for a refund.

This is when you down 12 beers and commence crying and fapping at the same time while hanging your head in shame.
 
2009-12-18 07:13:25 PM
internet porn >> 1 nip slip per 100 hours of chick football
 
2009-12-18 07:13:44 PM
Can someone explain this to me like I am a 10 year old.

With pictures or links to said pictures.
 
2009-12-18 07:13:47 PM
sounds like a bunch of pimps run this "league"
 
2009-12-18 07:16:17 PM
I am a male cheerleader for the lingerie football league so I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies.

And yes, it's true, the players do sleep with the cheerleaders.
 
2009-12-18 07:16:41 PM
Lern Hau Two Spel
 
2009-12-18 07:17:06 PM
makes you wonder what kind of ticket sales revenues they split.
 
2009-12-18 07:18:00 PM
The Angry Hand of God: Roller Derby is a perfect example of this. All of their advertisements have these fit girls that I would love to do terrible things to.

This. There is a roller derby here. One of my coworkers said I should go as it was fun. Nah, I remember it from childhood, I'll pass. Then she said she was a cheerleader. She's not bad looking but sweet jeebus I do NOT want to see her bouncing around (she's sort of fat). I guess the allure is that you can go, pay 15.00 to get in then kick back and drink 3.50 PBRs.
 
2009-12-18 07:18:30 PM
haikupoet: I'm all for women's football, and I don't even mind the concept of the Lingerie Bowl (much). But come on, isn't taking care of your players the most important thing here?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHA!
(breath)
HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Take care of players, what league has ever done that?

Link (new window)
 
2009-12-18 07:18:56 PM
wheres the boobies?
 
2009-12-18 07:20:29 PM
The Angry Hand of God: This is one of those ideas that look fantastic on paper, but never turns out well. Just wait until a few years down the road where it starts getting really competitive. Soon enough they will have 350lb. centers wearing nothing but dental floss and a three day old tampon bent over hiking the ball to a butch lesbian with a mustache.

Roller Derby is a perfect example of this. All of their advertisements have these fit girls that I would love to do terrible things to. You then decide to put up $15 in the hope that you will have something to fap to later. The excitement builds until you get to your seat and realize the girls look more like the Sasquatch from the Jack Link's commercials, than what was pictured in the ad. You want to ask for your money back, but you know that you can never explain to your friends that you got you ass kicked by a girl for asking for a refund.

This is when you down 12 beers and commence crying and fapping at the same time while hanging your head in shame.


I don't think your average roller derby league is in it for the spectators. Having fans is just a side benefit.
 
2009-12-18 07:21:16 PM
Why are there so few pics in this thread?
 
2009-12-18 07:21:35 PM
The Angry Hand of God: ...

Depends on the team...
www.uncoached.com
 
2009-12-18 07:21:39 PM
fine. i'll do it.

memetrics.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-12-18 07:23:09 PM
also:

www.oneangryman.com

tis the season
 
2009-12-18 07:23:09 PM
eraser8: Why are there so few pics in this thread?

Cause this thread is gay :)
 
2009-12-18 07:23:15 PM
castufari: The Angry Hand of God: Roller Derby is a perfect example of this. All of their advertisements have these fit girls that I would love to do terrible things to.

This. There is a roller derby here. One of my coworkers said I should go as it was fun. Nah, I remember it from childhood, I'll pass. Then she said she was a cheerleader. She's not bad looking but sweet jeebus I do NOT want to see her bouncing around (she's sort of fat). I guess the allure is that you can go, pay 15.00 to get in then kick back and drink 3.50 PBRs.


PBR? for 3.50? fark no. I wouldn't drink that piss if it were free and guaranteed sex with ironic-hipster wimmins.
 
2009-12-18 07:24:07 PM
Boobies

i225.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-18 07:26:07 PM
i232.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-18 07:26:26 PM
img46.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-18 07:28:34 PM
www.madxzibs.com
 
2009-12-18 07:29:03 PM
subby: Lingerie Football League gets it's it is panties in a bunch, files briefs threatening to bustier players who let slip the league's dirty little secrets

FTFY
 
2009-12-18 07:29:35 PM
What do you suppose something like this would look like were it not run by a total douchebag, anyway?
 
2009-12-18 07:32:31 PM
i49.photobucket.com

Sports, so, sorta relevant.

Boobies
 
2009-12-18 07:32:54 PM
Ummm....

Nobody attends these events because they want to see some serious football. They go for hot chicks in very little clothing and the chance to see some boobs pop-out.

If you want to get a job of this nature....you are expected to fulfill the duties of the job. If you get a job as a stripper - they going to expect you to take your clothes off.

Duh.

If you want to be a computer programmer; you are going to have to write some code.

Welcome to life.

If you don't like it; get a job where you aren't just something pretty to be looked at. As long as you want to earn a living prancing around half naked, yeah, guess what - you are just a pair of bouncing tits.
 
2009-12-18 07:33:30 PM
Kludge: The Angry Hand of God: ...

Depends on the team...


Dudes, all of them.
 
2009-12-18 07:34:33 PM
Fark_Guy_Rob: Ummm....

Nobody attends these events because they want to see some serious football. They go for hot chicks in very little clothing and the chance to see some boobs pop-out.

If you want to get a job of this nature....you are expected to fulfill the duties of the job. If you get a job as a stripper - they going to expect you to take your clothes off.

Duh.

If you want to be a computer programmer; you are going to have to write some code.

Welcome to life.

If you don't like it; get a job where you aren't just something pretty to be looked at. As long as you want to earn a living prancing around half naked, yeah, guess what - you are just a pair of bouncing tits.


You sound fat.
 
2009-12-18 07:35:04 PM
chechcal: Fark_Guy_Rob: Ummm....

Nobody attends these events because they want to see some serious football. They go for hot chicks in very little clothing and the chance to see some boobs pop-out.

If you want to get a job of this nature....you are expected to fulfill the duties of the job. If you get a job as a stripper - they going to expect you to take your clothes off.

Duh.

If you want to be a computer programmer; you are going to have to write some code.

Welcome to life.

If you don't like it; get a job where you aren't just something pretty to be looked at. As long as you want to earn a living prancing around half naked, yeah, guess what - you are just a pair of bouncing tits.

You sound fat.


such a great personality
 
2009-12-18 07:45:43 PM
blueyedevil: Flappyhead: I have Skinemax, I don't care about your frat-mag inspired attention whoring "sport".

I could stand to hear a little more.


steampunkcostume.com
 
2009-12-18 07:46:47 PM
This thread has potential. Don't let me down.
 
2009-12-18 07:48:14 PM
i291.photobucket.com

MOAR!!!!
 
2009-12-18 07:49:17 PM
Fark_Guy_Rob: Ummm....

Nobody attends these events because they want to see some serious football. They go for hot chicks in very little clothing and the chance to see some boobs pop-out.

If you want to get a job of this nature....you are expected to fulfill the duties of the job. If you get a job as a stripper - they going to expect you to take your clothes off.

Duh.

If you want to be a computer programmer; you are going to have to write some code.

Welcome to life.

If you don't like it; get a job where you aren't just something pretty to be looked at. As long as you want to earn a living prancing around half naked, yeah, guess what - you are just a pair of bouncing tits.


You know, some people might be interested in seeing both athleticism and tits. Like going to a strip club and paying more attention to the girls who can actually dance.
 
2009-12-18 07:49:18 PM
Bones made of glass?
 
2009-12-18 07:50:18 PM
This asshat running this league must be different than the management of it when they had it as a ppv during the super bowl halftime.
Back then, the girls were coached up and it was actually a decent game to watch. The women were really into it and were very competitive.
Apparently this dick is just trying to sell it on the salacious slant and that ain't gonna fly.
 
2009-12-18 07:52:37 PM
Man, I thought this was going to be the weekly loser line-up. Instead I get hit with a wall of text.

tl;dr here's girls jumping on trampolines. (pops, and then some)
 
2009-12-18 07:53:52 PM
Kludge: The Angry Hand of God: ...

Depends on the team...


img683.imageshack.us

Something caught my eye.
 
2009-12-18 07:55:57 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-12-18 07:59:08 PM
 
2009-12-18 08:03:04 PM
nugatory2: Thanks for the Meme-ries: MOAR!!!!

Why are you posting 3 pictures of Danica Patrick?
 
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