suck sucks everything sucks but i'm cool!

3D movies don't suck. shiatty movies in 3D suck.

I liked 1 and 2. 3 had Eric Idle as a wizard eating rocks, which was the only funny scene. I'd still probably see 4, though.

I got sucked into this thread. That sucks as much as a sucky thing that sucks suckers suckily. Sucktasticly.

Wombatzu: suck sucks everything sucks but i'm cool!

Whining about whining makes you cool and edgy.

/whining about whining about whining makes you a hypocrite
//a very awesome hypocrite

DrMcNinja: I liked 1 and 2. 3 had Eric Idle as a wizard eating rocks, which was the only funny scene. I'd still probably see 4, though.

Nah, the scene with Snow White attacking the gates was the only funny scene, but I hear ya, I'll give this one a shot.

I feel bad for any other trailers coming out this week and having to compete with Iron Man 2's trailer.

Oh, who am I kidding? I couldn't give a fark. All I care about is the awesomeness that will be IM2. :)

I loved #1. #2 was also quite good. Couldn't get through #3.

Farkn Yaj Yenrac: I got sucked into this thread. That sucks as much as a sucky thing that sucks suckers suckily. Sucktasticly.


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I can proudly say I've never seen a shrek movie.

jdog71: Farkn Yaj Yenrac: I got sucked into this thread. That sucks as much as a sucky thing that sucks suckers suckily. Sucktasticly.


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You have well represented my devilishly good looks, as well as my calm, cool demeanor.

I'm going to go ahead and say it: I lol'd

Headso: I can proudly say I've never seen a shrek movie.

The best is the one with Ken Cockrel Jr.

let's see how this goes...

1 - Loved it
2 - Liked it
3 - meh
4 - .....
5 - direct to video
6 - direct to video #2
7 - Crossover with "The land before time #89
8 - Direct to video #3 (animated with MS Paint)
9 - The first porn
10 - Crossover with "Backdoor sluts 17"
11 - Liked it
12 - property frozen after the crossover with "Plowed right by seven Worfs - the Klingon sexventure" is found to have been using underaged animators
13 - 20 years of litigation
14 - Remake of the original

This thread is too depressing. I'll see the 4th.

/liked 1 and 2
//Eddie Murphy has to make a living somehow.

Well, as I've always said: You can never have too much of a good thing. Ever.....

Not surprising that they made a 4th, though they probably shouldn't have. Ah, who am I kidding? It'll still make money, even if it's 10 times worse than the 3rd, which was not a good movie. I liked the 1st and 2nd ones just fine, but when I took my daughters to the 3rd I wanted there to be a fire in the theater.

There was a 3?

1 and 2 were good movies. 3 was duller but had its moments. Ill give 4 a shot but itll have to be a matinee.

it will at least have the benefit of lowered expectations after the last one.

Shrek 3 might be the most unfunny comedy I've ever seen. When even your 8-year-old nephew is asking to leave because he's bored, you know the movie has missed it's mark.

itsallgeek2me: let's see how this goes...

1 - Loved it
2 - Liked it
3 - meh
4 - .....
5 - direct to video
6 - direct to video #2
7 - Crossover with "The land before time #89
8 - Direct to video #3 (animated with MS Paint)
9 - The first porn
10 - Crossover with "Backdoor sluts 17"
11 - Liked it
12 - property frozen after the crossover with "Plowed right by seven Worfs - the Klingon sexventure" is found to have been using underaged animators
13 - 20 years of litigation
14 - Remake of the original

15 - Franchise reboot with darker tone and critically acclaimed director/producer at the helm.

I liked the first one except for the annoying ass and the song at the end, what the fark was that all about? Never saw the other two.

Greatest part of the entire series.

iruber1337: Greatest part of the entire series.

*insert photo of end credits here*

As much as it pains me to join the ranks of all the hating douches here I have to say every 3D animated movie I've seen (I'm guessing close to a dozen) I've liked better than Shrek.

legion_of_doo: Headso: I can proudly say I've never seen a shrek movie.

The best is the one with Ken Cockrel Jr.

PFFFHAHAHAHA!!

Local humor ftw.

"Essentially, it's Shrek meets It's A Wonderful Life in what promises to be the final film about the Scottish ogre."

Hopefully they won't break that promise

I don't even bother with movies. You saps that wasted your time and money are fools.

According to Wikipedia (new window), Paul McCartney will be voicing Rumpelstiltskin.

$hrek $.

I happened to watch that earlier today. Seems deliberately vague on the basic plot.

But the fat version of Puss looked funny.

There was a third one?
Why?

Surool: There was a third one?
Why?

Someone wanted to put Justin Timberlake in something, for some reason..

Farkn Yaj Yenrac: I got sucked into this thread. That sucks as much as a sucky thing that sucks suckers suckily. Sucktasticly.

SSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

I honestly don't know there was a third Shreck movie.

First is meh, Second is meh.

This is a meh of a franchise.

I'll take "Things that never needed to happen" for $400, Alex.

Masso: I honestly don't know there was a third Shreck movie.

First is meh, Second is meh.

This is a meh of a franchise.

Be respectful. You may not do that at home, but you gonna do it up in here.

/Grow up. Cause ya'll not gonna disrespect me up here.
/Better not be disrepectin the D-town!

1 was great, 2 was good if only for the Puss in Boots pot throwaway line. 3 wasn't so entertaining.

I'm being kind.

Masso

OK I gotta ask, why in holy hell would you see the sequel to a movie when you didnt like the first one? seriously you just like looking down your nose at things at that point.

I mean I had to decide whether or not Ill bother with 4 and decided that I liked the first 2 well enough that Ill give it a shot unless the early reviews are really bad.

Alphax: Someone wanted to put Justin Timberlake in something, for some reason..

For the role he did, Justin Timberlake did a decent enough job. But the movie just stank.

KHHAAAAAAAAAAANNNN SHREKKKKKKKKKKK

Shrek rocks, Puss in Boots Rules