brap: My video player isn't working so I'm just going to have to picture the wife when we get our T-Mobile bill.

Thats one pissed off Hamburger

This is total bull.

What's with all the cow stories on FARK today?

550 bucks for a phone that you can't afford to replace? sounds like you're living beyond yer means kid, maybe a pay as you go phone is more your speed...

I mean, seriously, this guy is just milking it for the publicity.

Oh great, my hometown hits Fark again.

schattenteufel: What's with all the cow stories on FARK today?

I think one of the submitters is a dog and wants steak, so he's submitting related topics.

UDDER CATASTROPHE IT WAS UDDERLY DESTROYED IN UDDER RUINS ALL THE UDDER CHAOS UDDER UDEER UDDEEERRDUDERUDURUDRUSASADFF

Moooootorola phone

Cows. Is there nothing they cannot do?

schattenteufel: What's with all the cow stories on FARK today?

It must be heifriday.

Waaah, whaah, whaah, whaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

i don't see in the video where a phone got broken, but if he was one of the guys standing around in a circle in front of the cow, i say tough crap. he could have left the area

I read 'Kalamazoo' and ran to my fridge for one of these:



And, oh yeah, that guy even looks like a douche.

Whoa; that is one mean motherin' cow.

Ahh, Bells... Simply put, they do not make a bad beer. I favor the porter.

My guess is that the guy started to run away and the phone fell off his belt clip, otherwise he would be asking for medical reimbursement as well.

/It's a freak incident, just buy a new phone douche

Jayone: My guess is that the guy started to run away and the phone fell off his belt clip, otherwise he would be asking for medical reimbursement as well.

/It's a freak incident, just buy a new phone douche

Perhaps if he had stood his ground and not run away it would have become a medical reimbursement claim.

Shouldn't there be some expectation of animal handlers being able to keep their animals under control or at least know which ones can be brought into public? Nah, this guy must be an idiot and an ahole. I mean, he has a cell phone for christs sake. Probably had one of them fancy blue lights in his ear too. Ergo, he's the douche of the story.

Wow. What a boring video of a rampaging cow. Just goes to show,when it comes to running amok, don't send a cow to do a bull's job. Stick to giving bir... yeah, uhh, nevermind.

Spoilers, guys: Wanting reimbursment for it doesn't mean he "can't afford to replace" it.

And regardless, you're a farking moron if you think "GOSH OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN AFFORD IT" means he isn't owed the money for it. Someone elses negligence cost him money and they should have to pay for it. Same deal if he was a multibillionaire.

trappedspirit

Perhaps if he had stood his ground and not run away it would have become a medical reimbursement claim.

Shouldn't there be some expectation of animal handlers being able to keep their animals under control or at least know which ones can be brought into public? Nah, this guy must be an idiot and an ahole. I mean, he has a cell phone for christs sake. Probably had one of them fancy blue lights in his ear too. Ergo, he's the douche of the story.

The woman mentioned in the article with spinal injury certainly has a case. But yeah, the guy is a douche

I often wish I could smash the mobile phones being used by loose cows who can't drive worth a damn.

knock knock
who's there?
impatient cow
impatient cow wh....MMOOOOOOOOO!

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How does a cow, lacking opposable thumbs cause a spinal cord injury? Car wrecks and head to head tackles cause spinal cord injuries. Cows? Did she fall off the cow like Christopher Reeves? What?

Seems like a few hundred for a cell phone would be better than several thousand to some lawyer and insurance company, plus higher premiums in the future. The medical bills on the other hand could get into the tens of thousands of dollars very quickly unless it gets capped by the judge, and the judge is going to be there getting paid whether any cases are being tried or not!

i would have ran up to that cow and reached under her head and grabbed the horn on the other side of her head and turned up her head and bulldogged her and been a hero.

but that's just me.

thereisnospoon: Wow. What a boring video of a rampaging cow. Just goes to show,when it comes to running amok, don't send a cow to do a bull's job. Stick to giving bir... yeah, uhh, nevermind.

Amok amok amok amok....

1. Shoot cow

2. Drag to "Miracle of Birth" exhibit

3. Demonstrate "Miracle of Emergency C-section" (educational)

4. Barbecue

Megain: i don't see in the video where a phone got broken, but if he was one of the guys standing around in a circle in front of the cow, i say tough crap. he could have left the area

100% this with a side of that. When something like this is happening, you either try to help (and assume any risks yourself), or get away to somewhere safe. My guess is he figured he could stand around and gawk at the situation safely, and got taken by surprise. That's on him, not the fair.

Do we have a cow trifecta in play?

kendejo42:
knock knock
who's there?
impatient interrupting cow
impatient interrupting cow wh....MMOOOOOOOOO!

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Tony_Pepperoni: What a phone smashing cow may look like.

I've always wondered where that photo originally came from. Anybody know?

That video made my day.

brap: My video player isn't working so I'm just going to have to picture the wife when we get our T-Mobile bill.

That, my fellow farker, was funny as hell.

+1

He's 26 and he's going bald. Probably from all the artificial hormones in beef. No wonder he's angry.

I'm so glad this isn't another MALE cow story !

Please post pic of male cow, tnx.

tigast: I'm so glad this isn't another MALE cow story !

Please post pic of male cow, tnx.



/tip your waiter...ess?

August 11, 2009, Charlie Bovine grabbed and pulled and smashed my phone

Shoulda tipped it...

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Nothing_Happens: "No Comment"



at least now he doesn't look quite so freakishly tall

/too lazy to color match