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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   McDonalds brings back "Special Sauce." In other news, shortages at sperm banks reported   (startribune.com ) divider line
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2003-04-01 03:06:53 PM  
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2003-04-01 03:14:41 PM  
Filet-O-Fish sandwiches will be steamed to melt their cheese and improve overall flavor, attendees said.

Maybe they can try this with hookers.
 
2003-04-01 03:45:35 PM  
It's still better than eating Jack in the Box's "Jack Sauce"
 
2003-04-01 04:53:54 PM  
Brad: "What's the special sauce at Burger World?"
Arnold: "Ketsup and mayonaise"
 
2003-04-01 06:46:08 PM  
So.. Thousand Island dressing is back. Yippie.
 
2003-04-01 07:02:08 PM  
OMG, fark hacked??? Own it now! Click here!! Darn thats a shameless plug. Have a good day.
 
2003-04-01 07:02:17 PM  
We need some more special sauce! Go put this box of mayo out in the sun.
 
2003-04-01 07:02:53 PM  
Dear Headline Creator:

EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Cut that out.
 
2003-04-01 07:03:21 PM  
Huh, it's back and I never knew it went away.
 
2003-04-01 07:04:02 PM  
they should bring back the damn mcrib and make it a permanant menu item. long live the mcrib
 
2003-04-01 07:04:34 PM  
SPEEKING 0F JACK 1N THE B0X, THARE 15 A REELY SCUMMY PLACE N1CKNAMED JACK IN THE B0X!! GUE5S WHAT PE0PEL D0 THARE.
 
2003-04-01 07:04:46 PM  
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2003-04-01 07:06:11 PM  
Dumn des felt her.

I dedn't know da "Special Sauce" had left.

Whet have em been eatung?
 
2003-04-01 07:06:50 PM  
fark!

Damn this filter.

I didn't know the "Special Sauce" had left.

What have I been eating?
 
2003-04-01 07:06:59 PM  
We bought a franchise just so we could tinker with our buns
 
2003-04-01 07:07:26 PM  
I'm glad I wasn't eating when I read that head line.
 
2003-04-01 07:07:30 PM  
I D1DN"T KN0W IT LEFT E1THER...C00L HUH!?! ...!! WTF??!!
 
2003-04-01 07:07:44 PM  
Props to the person who made up the headline, but damn man, I was eating a cookie, almost ralphed everywhere.
 
2003-04-01 07:07:46 PM  
<img src="http://www.cnn.com/23/ret.indonesia.mcdonalds/story.owners.jpg"

We bought a franchise just so we could tinker with our buns
 
2003-04-01 07:09:25 PM  
Uh, off topic...what's the big news at Centcom? Is Saddam dead?
 
2003-04-01 07:10:18 PM  
Demotivate:

Saddam iz alive and on his way tuh Syria.
 
2003-04-01 07:10:52 PM  
annnnddddd then?
 
2003-04-01 07:10:54 PM  
Demotivate:

Saddam is alive and on his way to Syria.
 
2003-04-01 07:10:58 PM  
JESU5 TH15 C0MMENTS FILTER REM1ND5 ME 0F TRY1NG 2 REED WHEN IM TR1PPING
 
2003-04-01 07:11:34 PM  
Geraldo told me.
 
2003-04-01 07:12:11 PM  
LIZARD D00D 5M1TH 0N F0X JU5T SAID AN AMER1CAN P0W HAD BEEN RE5CUED, THATS THE NEWS FLA5H!!
 
2003-04-01 07:12:44 PM  
Anyone remember Jack in the Box's "secret sauce"?

Hail Big Brother!
 
2003-04-01 07:13:08 PM  
Y0U TH1NK THAT5 BAD??!! 1 WA5 EAT1NG MCD0NALD5 WHEN 1 REED THAT.

1N5TEED 0F TH15 F1LTER, THEY 5HUD JUST CH00SE A R&0M WERD & BAN EVERY1 THAT TYPE5 1T IN!!

/PLEEZ! D0NT BAN ME!!
 
2003-04-01 07:13:26 PM  
WAR IS PEACE!
 
2003-04-01 07:14:15 PM  
Yukyuk... fark is humorful...

Hail Big Brother!
 
2003-04-01 07:15:06 PM  
I love news from Des Moines.
 
2003-04-01 07:15:26 PM  
At my store in Australia we have transformers for the happy meals. But this weeks one is a tank transformer, and mcdonalds australia didn't think it was appropriate at this point of time (with the war going on), so the tanks have been recalled. We now give betty speghetti dolls out to the boys now, till next week when we get a new toy.
 
2003-04-01 07:16:02 PM  
REMEMBER, EVERY T1ME U EET A B1G MAC, G0D KILS A KITTEN!!
 
2003-04-01 07:16:44 PM  
MMMMMMM, 5PEC1AL 5AUCE...!! .I WASN"T AWR U HAD 2 G0 2 MCD0NALD5 4 THAT PART1CULRE BLEND *GIGGLES*
 
2003-04-01 07:16:52 PM  
Who eats at McDonalds anyway? Like wun stupid sauce will make uh difference.
 
2003-04-01 07:17:41 PM  
Big Brother has already killed a kitten. You are eating the aftermath.

Hail Big Brother!
 
2003-04-01 07:18:22 PM  
WTF? G0D = Big Brother?
 
2003-04-01 07:19:01 PM  
Goddess
 
2003-04-01 07:19:18 PM  
Biandlarge- That's just wrong! but I wanted to thank you, I laughed and laughed.
 
2003-04-01 07:19:39 PM  
whew
 
2003-04-01 07:20:31 PM  
was i on crack or did this site just get hacked
 
2003-04-01 07:21:37 PM  
DUZ ANY0NE KN0W WHAT THEY"VE BEEN USING THEN??!! SINCE APPARENTLY 1T"5 N0T "SPECIAL SAUCE" ANYMERE!!

WHY DID THEY GET R1D 0F IT??!!

WHY WEREN"T WE 1NFORMED??!!

1 5ER10U5LY WANT 2 KN0W!!
 
2003-04-01 07:22:10 PM  
JDRAG0NISMRT

Y0U MU5T HAVE BEEN 0N CRACK!!
 
2003-04-01 07:22:12 PM  
I think it just got hacked. by really lame hackers
 
2003-04-01 07:22:50 PM  
I'M SHOUTING AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!!!!
 
2003-04-01 07:22:54 PM  
The filter has been cracking me up all day...they need to do this more often.
 
2003-04-01 07:23:05 PM  
The last tym em sor, et was ar guniea-pig
 
2003-04-01 07:23:27 PM  
After a while the filters get slightly annoying.
 
2003-04-01 07:24:00 PM  
The Last t1me 1 looked, 1t wuz @ guniea-pig
 
2003-04-01 07:24:37 PM  
maybe dey should wo'k on usin' 'real' chicken in deir mcnuggets..
 
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