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(The Smoking Gun)   Friday Photo Fun with the folks from TSG: Match the "Santa Con" with their crime for shot at best seller. Contest end at 6pm Eastern   (thesmokinggun.com ) divider line
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2009-12-18 11:45:29 AM  
E-D-B-C-A

I could tell you why, but I'd have to kill you.
 
2009-12-18 12:20:58 PM  
D
C
A
B
E

None of those Santas looks particularly jolly.....
 
2009-12-18 12:21:00 PM  
Aw..Santa

Why?
 
2009-12-18 12:21:49 PM  
E,D,B,A,C...mark it
 
2009-12-18 12:23:38 PM  
Personally, I think "Santa" #3 has a prior record for all of those offenses. He just looks like a wife beating scam artist.
 
2009-12-18 12:24:10 PM  
d
a
e
c
b
 
2009-12-18 12:25:34 PM  
I gave up the minute I knew it was friday but I'm glad that I'm here to observe your valiant attempts.
/18.20 in Sweden but to the farker on the wrong side of the ocean who drink alcohol for breakfast or lunch: Cheers!
 
2009-12-18 12:27:17 PM  
Anyone here ever won any of these? What did you get?
 
2009-12-18 12:29:39 PM  
I love assessing people by superficial features!
D B A E C
The rationale for this sequence is the topic of my next dissertation.
 
2009-12-18 12:29:52 PM  
My guess is
A) Pedophilia
B) Pedophilia
C) Pedophilia
D) Pedophilia
E) Pedophilia

/why else would an old man dress up as Santa?
 
2009-12-18 12:30:14 PM  
D,C,A,E,B

First time competing. Giddy w/excitment.
 
2009-12-18 12:33:07 PM  
C-A-B-E-D)

Purely a guess, but the wife beater shirt should be a gimme!
 
2009-12-18 12:33:38 PM  
I thought it was for best cellar. In vino veritas!

1-D, 2-C, 3-A, 4-E, 5-B
 
2009-12-18 12:36:51 PM  
Santas all look the same to me.
 
2009-12-18 12:38:38 PM  

mortimer_ford: Santas all look the same to me.


That's Santist.
 
2009-12-18 12:47:30 PM  

madmann: mortimer_ford: Santas all look the same to me.

That's Santist.


You Anti-Santite bastard.
 
2009-12-18 12:49:47 PM  

cleveoh: madmann: mortimer_ford: Santas all look the same to me.

That's Santist.

You Anti-Santite bastard.


That Santaphobia will not be tolerated here.
 
2009-12-18 01:00:44 PM  
EDABC
 
2009-12-18 01:03:15 PM  
ADECB
 
2009-12-18 01:05:48 PM  

madmann: E-D-B-C-A

I could tell you why, but I'd have to kill you.


You & me, buddy. Letter-for-letter
Email it in...we got it
 
2009-12-18 01:06:19 PM  

muckin refarkable: D
C
A
B
E

None of those Santas looks particularly jolly.....


I dropped in just to say that. What a sad bunch of jolly elves.
 
2009-12-18 01:07:47 PM  
"Leave Santa Claus alone"

www.thehollywoodgossip.com
 
2009-12-18 01:31:17 PM  
Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
 
2009-12-18 01:36:04 PM  

sboyle1020: Personally, I think "Santa" #3 has a prior record for all of those offenses. He just looks like a wife beating scam artist.


True, but I think the wife beater shirt is a red herring.

I'm going with E, D, C, A, B.
 
2009-12-18 01:38:42 PM  
D C B E A

www.alpinecom.net

Strangely absent...
 
2009-12-18 01:41:47 PM  
Is there a bonus if they committed the said crime while wearing a Santa outfit?

/If it involved reindeer?
 
2009-12-18 01:58:01 PM  
A-C-E-B-D
 
2009-12-18 02:01:25 PM  
a
d
e
b
c
 
2009-12-18 02:20:48 PM  
Easy.
webpages.charter.net
 
2009-12-18 02:27:52 PM  
How about, "all of the below"?
webpages.charter.netwww.smh.com.au
 
2009-12-18 03:46:06 PM  
E-C-A-D-B
 
2009-12-18 03:48:42 PM  
C-A-E-B-D
 
Nib
2009-12-18 03:58:18 PM  
Came to post the Devil Rejects clown. Good job MBooda.
 
2009-12-18 04:01:59 PM  
E, D, C, B, A
 
2009-12-18 04:10:32 PM  
Trick question. Santa wouldn't assault anyone with a deadly weapon. So that one gets a pass. Has to be:

EABOD
 
2009-12-18 04:38:30 PM  
There's something about men who willingly grow over a foot of facial hair that makes me distrust them... I imagine that if you took a survey of guys like that, more than half would have some type of criminal record.
 
2009-12-18 04:52:03 PM  
1D
2E
3B
4C
5A
 
2009-12-18 05:38:24 PM  
D-A-E-B-C

That's my guess and I'm sticking to it.
 
2009-12-18 06:12:56 PM  
I have a better set of mugshots (new window) to peruse.
This may have been posted before.
 
2009-12-19 01:07:03 AM  
ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!
 
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