You are all so judgmental. The poor guy was just looking for a stocking to cover up his yule log.

The comments are full of win.

Anyone know if the three words he could best be described as are as follows: Stink, Stank, Stunk?

gorgor: Peobles who have nude outside shoul go to beach cars they have peopbles thad are mostly nakes antways. but for the ice crem gay who wants to break chrisms ligts is fool who shod not be outside not in him cloths!!

*snert*

ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccc

Getting freezer burn in his grave.

And what happened then?
Well, in Vero Beach they say
That the Grinch's small nutsack
grew three sizes that day.

Ice creamy, creamy cake! Ice creamy, creamy cake! ice creamy cake, do the ice creamy cake!

Some peobles who have nude outside dont hav beach cars in him cloths.
chrisms ligts.

gorgor: Peobles who have nude outside shoul go to beach cars they have peopbles thad are mostly nakes antways. but for the ice crem gay who wants to break chrisms ligts is fool who shod not be outside not in him cloths!!

*snert*

Laugher OL!

Part of me wants to see the video because I suspect it is hilarious. Part of me wonders how much eye bleach I have stockpiled.

Have yourself a naked little christmas..

LMAO

Was there shrinkage?
/wait it's FL.
//9F today.

Sybarite: I wouldn't touch him with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

How about a thirty-nine-and-five-eighths foot pole?

gorgor: Peobles who have nude outside shoul go to beach cars they have peopbles thad are mostly nakes antways. but for the ice crem gay who wants to break chrisms ligts is fool who shod not be outside not in him cloths!!

*snert*

Don't "snert". This be how Florids peepbles talkz.

The_Sponge: Did he drop his pants pop a squat and leave a stinky "carvel" in the middle of the floor?

FTFY

so on the subject of carvel ice cream.

Charlotte, NC finally got one. Thank god by the way. Love that place when i lived in NJ. But the advertisement for the place is pronouncing the name wrong. I know its nit picking but it bothers me every time i hear it on the radio. Its pronounced CAR-VEL. like its two seperate words. the douchenozzle on the radio is blending it and messing it all up. highly frustrating.

i know cool story. But i felt the need to vent.

fudgie the whlae FTW

chewielouie: Man, these atheists have really kicked their attack on Christmas up a notch.


Christmas must be destroyed!

what a naked grinch may look like

Your a Mean one, Mister Grinch,
Exposing yourself for all to seeeeee!
For crashing that Ice-Cream pad,
Your a dirty nasty cad!
Mr. Grrriiiiiii-EEEEENCH!

These pussy crumbs are making me itch, maybe I should scratch.

/take me home and eat me!

Was it Kiefer Sutherland?