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(Some Angry Jesus)   Say "HO" again. Say "HO" again, I dare you, I DOUBLE-dare you, motherfarker. Say "HO" one more gotdamn time   (kcoy.com) divider line 164
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2009-12-18 02:43:59 AM
Between how the article was written and the actual details within, this is some weapons grade douche right here.
 
2009-12-18 04:04:08 AM
"Christmas is about Jesus"

Only if you're stupid enough to believe anything you're told by mass religion and ignore that Jesus was born in the summer months.
 
2009-12-18 04:07:21 AM
Morbid? Really?
 
2009-12-18 04:48:40 AM
This is why we can't have nice things... Santa is dead.
 
2009-12-18 05:36:45 AM
Magdalene Magdalene Magdalene
 
2009-12-18 05:55:04 AM
We've got to THINK! What would Brian Boitano do?

/and can someone please teach that article writer that you are allowed to have more than one sentence in a paragraph?
 
2009-12-18 06:29:38 AM
Subby's headline would be good for a T-shirt.
 
2009-12-18 06:35:50 AM
No pictures?
 
2009-12-18 06:36:26 AM
If this guy's neighbors keep harassing him, he should call the ACLU.
 
2009-12-18 06:36:30 AM
Santa's packin' heat.
 
2009-12-18 06:37:23 AM
How do non-retarded adults clearly understand that Santa is a myth, but can't wrap their heads around the fact that an even more outrageous and ridiculous story is equally untrue?
 
2009-12-18 06:38:34 AM
img2.timeinc.net
 
2009-12-18 06:38:40 AM
img686.imageshack.us

Tis the season for the Triple Dog Dare.
 
2009-12-18 06:38:42 AM
I support free speech.

But I wish this article had a picture.

A picture tells a thousand words.

Maybe this person could allow the display to be controlled over the interwebs.

People who don't like it can turn it off.

Or you could turn it on.

I think I would turn it on.

Especially when the school bus is around.

talkingincircles.net
 
2009-12-18 06:39:09 AM
From TFA: "I know its freedom of speech, but it's pretty disturbing and there are lots of children, that's our main concern," says Susana Cruz who lives down the street from the display.

That's all you need to know, right there. Your nose-picking mouth-breather > someone else's freedom.
 
2009-12-18 06:39:46 AM
This is how it start's. What's next, The Tooth bunny taking a cleveland steamer on the Easter fairy's belly.
 
aMD
2009-12-18 06:40:22 AM
I really don't like.

How this story.

Was written.

Since when.

Does each phrase.

Get it's own line?
 
2009-12-18 06:40:45 AM
This was an article.

It had words.

But I didn't want to read them.
 
2009-12-18 06:48:17 AM
FTFA: "Its private property and everyone has the right to it, and I have the right to stand up and say I don't like it either," says Karen Clement who lives near the display.

Everyone has the right to someone else's private property?

Damn.

I'm gonna let Sergey Brin know.

Because I could seriously.

Seriously.

Do with a place like the Googleplex.
 
2009-12-18 06:53:53 AM
Jesus: What does Jesus Christ look like?

Santa: HO?

Jesus: What country you from?

Santa: H... HO?

Jesus: HO ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in HO?

Santa: HO-

Jesus: Engligh mutha farka, do you speak it?
 
2009-12-18 06:59:48 AM
www.bilerico.com

Call me Santa. One. More. Time.
 
2009-12-18 07:00:33 AM
Itty-bitty narcissist designs with supah-big needs for attention; in other words, not this piss-Christ stuff again:

Third person speaking: "Look at me world, through my Mommy and Daddy issues! I are!"
i466.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-18 07:00:34 AM
I kind of wish the article included a photo...
 
2009-12-18 07:02:11 AM
SGT Toomey somewhat approves of this headline.
 
2009-12-18 07:03:26 AM
Charles Lee: I kind of wish the article included a photo...

Well, it includes a video.
 
2009-12-18 07:06:41 AM
Meh. My grandmother got flattened by a reindeer. Life's tough all over. Suck it up.
 
2009-12-18 07:06:49 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

I'm not sure what Composite Santa's powers are, but he freaks me right the fark out...
 
2009-12-18 07:07:27 AM
I forgot how much I love the Pulp Fiction breakfast scene. Big Kahuna burger.

/Off to youtube
 
2009-12-18 07:08:41 AM
I like this guy already.
 
2009-12-18 07:09:28 AM
Does Jesus look like a biatch?
 
2009-12-18 07:09:55 AM
Charles Lee Quote 2009-12-18 07:00:34 AM
I kind of wish the article included a photo...


This.
What kind of hard hitting journalism would cover a story like this without a picture?
 
2009-12-18 07:10:24 AM
i125.photobucket.com

/Take THAT Jeebus
 
2009-12-18 07:10:45 AM
Obviously, Jesus is just protecting America from foreigners sneaking across our borders.
 
2009-12-18 07:11:40 AM
Biggie Smalls...
Biggie Smalls...
...
 
2009-12-18 07:20:40 AM
What an asshole....
 
2009-12-18 07:21:47 AM
SoothinglyDeranged: "Christmas is about Jesus"

Only if you're stupid enough to believe anything you're told by mass religion and ignore that Jesus was born in the summer months.


Just because he was born in summer doesn't mean you can't have it be about Jesus. Or are you the kind of farktard who has to take everything literally?

/doesn't celebrate president's day because all the presidents' birthdays aren't on that day
//memorial day
///valentine's day even?

get the point smartass?
 
2009-12-18 07:30:56 AM
"I know its freedom of speech, but it's pretty disturbing and there are lots of children, that's our main concern," says Susana Cruz who lives down the street from the display.

What Susana Cruz may look like:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-12-18 07:37:23 AM
SoothinglyDeranged: "Christmas is about Jesus"

Only if you're stupid enough to believe anything you're told by mass religion and ignore that Jesus was born in the summer months.



FTFY.
 
2009-12-18 07:37:41 AM
SoothinglyDeranged: "Christmas is about Jesus"

Only if you're stupid enough to believe anything you're told by mass religion and ignore that Jesus was born in the summer months.


It's ABOUT Jesus. He never said he actually believed he was born on Christmas.
 
2009-12-18 07:44:57 AM
SoothinglyDeranged: "Christmas is about Jesus"

Only if you're stupid enough to believe anything you're told by mass religion and ignore that Jesus was born in the summer months.


March != "summer months"
 
2009-12-18 07:45:17 AM
I wish he was my neighbor so bad...
 
2009-12-18 07:50:35 AM
This is the worst structure I've ever seen in an article. What's with all the one-liners? Did a kid write this? Even more disturbing is that it's from a main-stream news source. Fail.
 
2009-12-18 07:54:03 AM
Approves - Clicky (new window)

"Hands down, there is nothing more rude and immature than saying "Get out my face, ho" 8 times in an argument with someone."

/Get out my face, ho
 
2009-12-18 07:54:16 AM
if it were santa with the shotty it'd be the truth..

//capitalism et al
 
2009-12-18 07:54:57 AM
Eh, didn't like the link: http://www.snacksandshiat.com/2009/11/434.html
 
2009-12-18 07:58:24 AM
Next up we will depict Jesus eating Rudolf (raw).
 
2009-12-18 08:03:39 AM
That reads like it's a dump of the teleprompter transcript.

But anyway, if you're going to put Jesus and Santa in the same display, I would prefer this to ones I've seen having Santa added to a creche scene, or as one of the wise men. That's just farked up theology, right there.
 
2009-12-18 08:04:16 AM
"I know its freedom of speech, but it's pretty disturbing and there are lots of children, that's our main concern," says Susana Cruz who lives down the street from the display.

This sentence infuriates me.

The artist is a douche but this biatch needs to be deported in a port-o-john.
 
2009-12-18 08:09:17 AM
Came for a Hancock reference, leaving with a big sack of satisfaction.
 
2009-12-18 08:10:30 AM
It always makes me laugh when the sheeple get upset over something like this.

How dare you interfere with the greatest shopping scam of all time by trying to force the truth on a few kids. You could scar them for life.
 
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