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2009-12-18 03:01:29 AM  
"She was in her wheelchair and saw us. She was crying. She had seen Faith on television. She just held her and said she wished she had that kind of courage." Stringfellow said. "She told us: 'I was on my way to pick up the gun.' She handed the pawn ticket to a police officer and said she didn't need it anymore."

All right. I know I'll probably get flamed for this, but man, if the only thing standing between you and ending it is a two-legged dog ambling around on TV, you should probably just finish the job. Not that I'm inclined to believe that particular anecdote.
 
2009-12-18 03:16:09 AM  
So this means the dog people can't biatch about Caturday this week since they got a thread, right?
 
2009-12-18 07:32:02 AM  
zembla.cementhorizon.com

/oblig
 
2009-12-18 07:33:55 AM  
LI'L BRUDDERRRRR!!! You were just like a brother to meeee.

*cries*
 
2009-12-18 07:41:13 AM  
This dog is a douche. Rubbing it in the disable vet's faces that it can walk on two legs while they can't. What an ass.
 
2009-12-18 07:46:22 AM  
FTA: Since her first step on March 22, 2003, Faith has done the talk show circuit, gone on tour with Ozzy Osbourne and been named an honorary Army sergeant.

I farking hate Ozzy Osbourne.
 
2009-12-18 07:47:14 AM  
I think what they need to do is give the cripples some peanut butter. It worked for the dog.
 
2009-12-18 07:50:15 AM  
Fear the Clam: FTA: Since her first step on March 22, 2003, Faith has done the talk show circuit, gone on tour with Ozzy Osbourne and been named an honorary Army sergeant.

I farking hate Ozzy Osbourne.


The dog had all four legs before the tour.
 
2009-12-18 07:52:07 AM  
Fear the Clam: FTA: Since her first step on March 22, 2003, Faith has done the talk show circuit, gone on tour with Ozzy Osbourne and been named an honorary Army sergeant.

I farking hate Ozzy Osbourne.


So he bit off her legs?
 
2009-12-18 07:53:08 AM  
LIL BRUDDER NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo
 
2009-12-18 07:53:59 AM  
MyNameIsMofuga

Throws amputated fist in your direction
 
2009-12-18 07:55:52 AM  
I hate to be that guy, but could someone please explain the headline to me?
 
2009-12-18 07:57:35 AM  
Flapjack727: I hate to be that guy, but could someone please explain the headline to me?

Here you go
 
2009-12-18 07:57:45 AM  
MyNameIsMofuga: The dog had all four legs before the tour.

All I can hear in my head is Sharon Osbourne shrieking "Ozzy needs 'is snack! Where are the chicken wings? Wot? Wot do you mean they aren't here yet?! WELL GRAB THE FARKING PUPPY AND THE BARBECUE SAUCE THEN!"
 
2009-12-18 07:58:24 AM  
the poor thing could have had a cart made for it with wheels only on the front. instead of easily pushing itself around it has to work its ass off hopping around so we can say how heartwarming and cute it is.
 
2009-12-18 07:58:53 AM  
The heart of a champion!
 
2009-12-18 08:02:24 AM  
bobwhiz: LI'L BRUDDERRRRR!!! You were just like a brother to meeee.

*cries*


sublimize: LIL BRUDDER NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo

Don't do it strong bad, you know the storm that will unleash

*sobs*

/you just keep scwapin' along lil' brudder!
 
2009-12-18 08:03:05 AM  
I'm off to get some peanut butter and "practice".
 
2009-12-18 08:06:59 AM  
bubbaprog: Here you go

Awww. That's sweet. Help for the web disabled.

/how many legs do you have?
//I'll call you "Passion".
 
2009-12-18 08:10:22 AM  
Stupid allergies.

*sniff*
 
2009-12-18 08:11:02 AM  
Cagey B: All right. I know I'll probably get flamed for this, but man, if the only thing standing between you and ending it is a two-legged dog ambling around on TV, you should probably just finish the job. Not that I'm inclined to believe that particular anecdote.

Naw, maybe just a slap in the face is all you need.
 
2009-12-18 08:11:03 AM  
The message here is that it's OK to point and laugh at cripples, because that makes everybody feel better.
 
2009-12-18 08:13:50 AM  
FishInABowl: This dog is a douche. Rubbing it in the disable vet's faces that it can walk on two legs while they can't. What an ass.

Add that to the fact that he can still lick his own balls...
 
2009-12-18 08:16:21 AM  
kurfu: FishInABowl: This dog is a douche. Rubbing it in the disable vet's faces that it can walk on two legs while they can't. What an ass.

Add that to the fact that he can still lick his own balls...


She has balls? It's a medical miracle!
 
2009-12-18 08:19:34 AM  
What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter, it's not going to come when you call it.

Or call it cigarette and take it out for a drag every night.

Old joke, sorry.
 
2009-12-18 08:24:46 AM  
MadAzza: kurfu: FishInABowl: This dog is a douche. Rubbing it in the disable vet's faces that it can walk on two legs while they can't. What an ass.

Add that to the fact that he can still lick his own balls...

She has balls? It's a medical miracle!


LOL... OK...

She can lick her own naughty-bits.
Either way, she can still rub one out.

/Can I have my window seat now?
 
2009-12-18 08:30:35 AM  
oarenj.com
 
2009-12-18 08:30:55 AM  
Oh, sorry. I thought this was the announcement that Lindsay Lohan was joining the USO.
 
2009-12-18 08:32:38 AM  
Yeah, qualified to be a motivational speaker because she raised a friggin' two legged dog. English professor got the chance to hit the national circuit and write two books because she got lucky with an amazing dog. I guess I'd laugh all the way to the bank too.
 
2009-12-18 08:32:41 AM  
kurfu: MadAzza: kurfu: FishInABowl: This dog is a douche. Rubbing it in the disable vet's faces that it can walk on two legs while they can't. What an ass.

Add that to the fact that he can still lick his own balls...

She has balls? It's a medical miracle!

LOL... OK...

She can lick her own naughty-bits.
Either way, she can still rub one out.


That explains the look of maniacal ecstasy on her face.

/Can I have my window seat now?

You've earned it!
 
2009-12-18 08:33:13 AM  
At first the family had to carry Faith to keep her off her chest and chin. But with peanut butter and practice, Faith learned to walk on her two hind legs.

Whoa, TMI.
 
2009-12-18 08:39:29 AM  
 
2009-12-18 08:43:35 AM  
Cagey B: "She was in her wheelchair and saw us. She was crying. She had seen Faith on television. She just held her and said she wished she had that kind of courage." Stringfellow said. "She told us: 'I was on my way to pick up the gun.' She handed the pawn ticket to a police officer and said she didn't need it anymore."

All right. I know I'll probably get flamed for this, but man, if the only thing standing between you and ending it is a two-legged dog ambling around on TV, you should probably just finish the job. Not that I'm inclined to believe that particular anecdote.


Merry Christmas to you, too!
 
2009-12-18 08:47:16 AM  
crazywisdom_uk: Cagey B: "She was in her wheelchair and saw us. She was crying. She had seen Faith on television. She just held her and said she wished she had that kind of courage." Stringfellow said. "She told us: 'I was on my way to pick up the gun.' She handed the pawn ticket to a police officer and said she didn't need it anymore."

All right. I know I'll probably get flamed for this, but man, if the only thing standing between you and ending it is a two-legged dog ambling around on TV, you should probably just finish the job. Not that I'm inclined to believe that particular anecdote.

Merry Christmas to you, too!


Bah, humbug!
 
2009-12-18 08:50:17 AM  
Cagey B: "She was in her wheelchair and saw us. She was crying. She had seen Faith on television. She just held her and said she wished she had that kind of courage." Stringfellow said. "She told us: 'I was on my way to pick up the gun.' She handed the pawn ticket to a police officer and said she didn't need it anymore."

All right. I know I'll probably get flamed for this, but man, if the only thing standing between you and ending it is a two-legged dog ambling around on TV, you should probably just finish the job. Not that I'm inclined to believe that particular anecdote.


Stringfellow fancies herself as a motivational speaker now, and she has books to sell. I'd take it with a grain of salt.
 
2009-12-18 08:53:14 AM  
FTFA:
Last weekend she headed to Washington state, where she met with as many as 5,000 soldiers at McChord Air Force Base and Fort Lewis.


I don't remember there being any long lines to see the dog. Most have already been amazed during its' first trip to Fort Lewis?
 
2009-12-18 08:53:21 AM  
Two legged dog. Lemme guess, his name is Lucky?
 
2009-12-18 08:57:47 AM  
"Peanut butter and practice" sounds like it was taken from one of the many American Pie sequels.
 
2009-12-18 09:00:21 AM  
"it's a gift from God, awwwww..."

Dear God,
Please cripple a puppy for me. I have a book to write.

TIA!
 
MrT
2009-12-18 09:02:11 AM  
Nothing like a good freakshow to lift the spirits.

\ Point and laugh, children, point and laugh!
 
2009-12-18 09:03:11 AM  
If you can survive something that takes off a leg or arm you can do the training to use an artificial limb.
 
2009-12-18 09:13:58 AM  
Animals like this dog aren't "brave." They have no choice. They can't reason or feel bad about life, death, and survival.
 
2009-12-18 09:26:04 AM  
jaytkay: Dear God,
Please cripple a puppy for me. I have a book to write.


Done!

Wait, how did you know to call me that? Weird.
 
2009-12-18 09:28:57 AM  
I don't understand why some people like dogs so much. They smell bad, eat their own poo and lick you after eating their own poo. Its disgusting. They are a nuisance, my neighbor dogs keeps barking all night. I like to run over them whenever I can, one less disease carrying vermin to worry about.
 
2009-12-18 09:30:36 AM  
jaytkay: "it's a gift from God, awwwww..."

Dear God,
Please cripple a puppy for me. I have a book to write.

TIA!


Is this a rescue puppy or a pure breed? Will it be spayed or neutered? Wouldn't a cattle prod be cheaper?
 
2009-12-18 09:36:41 AM  
rancidPlasma: The dog is freaky when it walks upright (new window)

Your right on that.
Creepy
 
2009-12-18 09:37:59 AM  
The snark is strong with this thread. You all need some puppy time.

Thanks, subby.

/hooray for doggies!
 
2009-12-18 09:38:05 AM  
johm: I don't understand why some people like dogs so much. They smell bad, eat their own poo and lick you after eating their own poo. Its disgusting. They are a nuisance, my neighbor dogs keeps barking all night. I like to run over them whenever I can, one less disease carrying vermin to worry about.

Try the decaf...
 
2009-12-18 09:50:58 AM  
How does she smell?
 
2009-12-18 09:51:28 AM  
He's such a twooper!
 
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