FARK.com: (4864877) The twenty-five sexiest movies of all time; naturally, "9 1/2 Weeks" is on there, but "Mr. & Mrs Smith"? "Out of Sight"? Is this some heretofore unknown definition of sexy?

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		The twenty-five sexiest movies of all time; naturally, "9 1/2 Weeks" is on there, but "Mr. & Mrs Smith"? "Out of Sight"? Is this some heretofore unknown definition of sexy? (ew.com)		215
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dj_bigbird

2009-12-17 11:21:35 PM

Bound?
Thomas Crown Affair (with Rene Russo)?

Barakku

2009-12-17 11:33:13 PM

dj_bigbird: Bound?

James Bound.
/Wait what?

dj_bigbird

2009-12-17 11:39:41 PM

Barakku: dj_bigbird: Bound?

James Bound.
/Wait what?

Bound with Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon.

shivashakti

2009-12-17 11:42:43 PM

No "Secretary"??

That's not right.

chemical_angel

2009-12-17 11:50:14 PM

No "Body Double"?

BigSnatch

2009-12-17 11:51:28 PM

Is it too much to ask that if I click on your stupid slideshow, you can at least make sure it doesn't refresh the entire page?

/Yes, yes it is

jake_lex

2009-12-18 12:14:33 AM

No "All Anal Asian Sluts #42"?

/#41 was a disappointment

Mugato

2009-12-18 12:15:21 AM

dj_bigbird: Bound?

Definitely.

i23.photobucket.com

rackrent

2009-12-18 12:15:50 AM

dj_bigbird: Thomas Crown Affair (with Rene Russo)?

Came here to say this.

/carry on

oldebayer

2009-12-18 12:17:17 AM

The Final Seduction, anyone?

/Refuses out of principle to click on EW's slideshows.

//Saw 9 1/2 weeks, was exceedingly unsexy.

Relatively Obscure

2009-12-18 12:30:58 AM

dj_bigbird: Bound?

Thiiiiiis!

Somacandra

2009-12-18 12:36:28 AM

Do you know who else made movies with a different definition of sexy?

TheOmni

2009-12-18 12:44:22 AM

No D.E.B.S.?

Somacandra

2009-12-18 12:49:18 AM

/no undead love for "Twinklight?'

JerseyTim

2009-12-18 01:12:04 AM

Out of Sight isn't sexy? Jennifer Lopez is unreal in that.

Bonanza Jellybean

2009-12-18 01:15:52 AM

At least Mulholland Drive made the list.

hockeyfarker

2009-12-18 01:17:08 AM

TITANIC? seriously?

CraicBaby

2009-12-18 01:18:47 AM

BigSnatch: Is it too much to ask that if I click on your stupid slideshow, you can at least make sure it doesn't refresh the entire page?

This. It was the slowest-loading slideshow ever.

100 Watt Walrus

2009-12-18 01:21:38 AM

JerseyTim: Out of Sight isn't sexy? Jennifer Lopez is unreal in that.

Smitty obviously hasn't seen "Out of Sight" in a while, and obviously doesn't know the definition of sexy. Sexy does not necessarily equal sex.

Sexy movie with no sex:
4.bp.blogspot.com

/hotlinked
//didn't bother with the farking slideshow

Walkens Syndrome

2009-12-18 01:23:51 AM

Secretary is sexy as fark and just so wrong.
Also missing is 9 Songs. Its porn, but its done by a major director. Win!

white

2009-12-18 01:33:12 AM

Swimming Pool is a great movie. I watched Basic Instinct the other day for the first time in years. Forgot how sexy it was and how great Sharon Stone was in it.

lollipophead

2009-12-18 01:46:14 AM

Out of Sight was way hot. Clooney and Lopez in the trunk pushed up against each other with his hand on her thigh, her fantasy when he pulls her in the tub on top of him, their flirting in the bar with the snow falling and playing with her drink...very hot.

xpisblack

2009-12-18 01:56:33 AM

It's really a top 50 list, split into 2 parts. Secretary is #38, Bound is #29. Link to the low half (pops).

And Out of Sight clearly counts.

Subsonicmonkey

2009-12-18 01:56:59 AM

Out of Sight was super sexy! Especially when the dude gets stabbed in the kidney in the prison yard!

syrynxx

2009-12-18 01:57:28 AM

"Mr. & Mrs Smith"?
It's the movie where Whatever Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive", who's married to a pretty hittable but brain-dead chick, gets seduced by the psycho #1 on Maxim's "Women you want to see naked but we won't show you because then your wife would make you cancel the subscription" chick.

So unlike most movies where people play romantic couples, the stars in that movie have actually reproduced with each other, via 'sex', because of that movie. If 'sexiest' doesn't include a movie that made the two costars want to have sex with each other, then who cares what the audience thinks?

Seth'n'Spectrum

2009-12-18 01:58:23 AM

TheOmni: No D.E.B.S.?

Holy crap, someone else watched that film. Awesome.

Sherjo311

2009-12-18 02:04:32 AM

what.the.fark.

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crab66

2009-12-18 02:12:23 AM

Sherjo311: what.the.fark.

Beat me to it.

Gyrfalcon

2009-12-18 02:15:57 AM

I find the inclusion of "Notorious" very interesting.

Sherjo311

2009-12-18 02:18:03 AM

crab66: Sherjo311: what.the.fark.

Beat me to it.

part of me was pissed off that neve campbell didnt show off her rack in that flick. and then i saw them (^)

thenateman

2009-12-18 02:21:09 AM

Sherjo311

2009-12-18 02:24:24 AM

Sherjo311: crab66: Sherjo311: what.the.fark.

Beat me to it.

part of me was pissed off that neve campbell didnt show off her rack in that flick. and then i saw them (^)

NSFW btw

Now That's What I Call a Taco!

2009-12-18 02:25:27 AM

Am I the only one that found the scene with the "other chick" to be hotter in Basic Instinct? I know that Sharon Stone showing her hoo-haw was pretty revolutionary, but there's something about Newman's sweaty face being in that scene that kills the mood for me.

Also, no one's mentioned Gia yet? Angelina Jolie and "Juliet" from LOST? Yes, please.

Umyli

2009-12-18 02:26:25 AM

shivashakti: No "Secretary"??

That's not right.

Came here to say that.

tinfoil-hat maggie

2009-12-18 02:27:00 AM

Just wanted to make sure sure Secretary was mentioned, at least in the thread.
/Also I cut myself and need to be punished.
//I also mispel words and should be punished:p

ramen_for_all

2009-12-18 02:32:18 AM

Indian movie, Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love. Sooooo sexy. I farked my husband on our first date to that movie.

images.ibox.bg

/my vision of what the goddess of Perfection would look like.
//movie has boobs and bush, sex and lesbianism.

drjekel_mrhyde

2009-12-18 02:32:54 AM

Monsters Ball
NSFW
Link (new window)

Atomic Spunk

2009-12-18 02:39:12 AM

Proof that this list was compiled by a woman: none of the movies on the list are pornos. What's sexier than two women rubbing their shaved genitals against each other in scissors position? Or a beautiful young lady with a penis being shoved into her mouth, vagina or sphincter? Or a penis ejaculating semen onto the face of a beautiful young woman?

What's sexier than sex?

Gangway Fathead

2009-12-18 02:40:49 AM

Out of Sight is Soderberg's best movie by a mile and a half.

Schizopolis is second.

I like most of his movies.

bhcompy

2009-12-18 02:41:02 AM

Both are notably missing.

Ashtrey

2009-12-18 02:41:11 AM

syrynxx: "Mr. & Mrs Smith"?

Yeah I saw definate chemistry there. Sure it was probably brought on by knowing that while working on that movie the two stars actually got together and decided to get married. Only one other movie on this list had that going for it, and well honestly those people weren't nearly as attractive.

After all, to win sexist movie, the people in it need to be... well, sexy.

NinjaNik

2009-12-18 03:10:14 AM

I'm gonna say this is definitely sexy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uxY8Wsygpw

NinjaNik

2009-12-18 03:15:03 AM

lets try that again Link (new window)

yarnothuntin

2009-12-18 03:15:28 AM

Battlefield Earth.

Ashtrey

2009-12-18 03:15:42 AM

NinjaNik: I'm gonna say this is definitely sexy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uxY8Wsygpw

I was halfway hoping for a Rickroll.

ignatzbrickbat

2009-12-18 03:18:50 AM

Pink Flamingos is the hands down winner.

pseudowho

2009-12-18 03:21:26 AM

"Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word 'sexy'
that I wasn't previously aware of."

Wentzbag

2009-12-18 03:27:11 AM

yarnothuntin: Battlefield Earth.

If by sexy, you mean "The theater was so goddamn empty and the movie so boring that my ex wound up blowing me during the movie" then yessir, you are correct.

yarnothuntin

2009-12-18 03:38:19 AM

I've always though The Hour of the Pig (aka The Advocate) was a damn sexy movie. Something about medieval gypsy sex- gets me every time. Ah hell, doesn't even have to be gypsies.

The Ribald Tales of Canterbury- greatest skin flick of ever.

neilbradley

2009-12-18 03:41:59 AM

Can someone please explain to me why 9.5 weeks was "sexy" at all? Everything about the movie felt forced and trite to me.

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