FloydA: People always look down on me for laughing at puns because they expect me to respond with a pun. It's not fair. It's just gilt by association.

You wouldn't want to miss such a golden opportunity.

*Groan*

MasterThief: They could have used silver, but that would have only Aggravated things.

Or Pb and J

FloydA: MuadDib:

You wouldn't want to miss such a golden opportunity.

But why should I bother? People don't seem to karat all for the things assay.

Yes, but they're just base.


gopher321: FloydA: MuadDib:

You wouldn't want to miss such a golden opportunity.

But why should I bother? People don't seem to karat all for the things assay.

This headline is a lot of fun(gible).

I live to serve.

I saw that episode of House.

i see what Au did there

People always look down on me for laughing at puns because they expect me to respond with a pun. It's not fair. It's just gilt by association.

You should turn over a new leaf.

Where's the picture if the "Warriors" dude?

That's a shame. She was kinda cute:

desertmouse: I was watching a Facts of Life episode about 25 years ago (it's O.K., I'm a girl) and one of the girls was having trouble studying. So her friend said, "Oh gold, that's an easy one to remember. If someone takes your gold, you're gonna say, 'A U, give me back my Gold!'"

Ever since then I have always known the symbol for gold. THANK YOU FACTS OF LIFE.

I am shamed to say I remember this. It was the fat girl that said that.

I also recall the episode where they bought bongs.

Au, you guys!

Jakevol2: desertmouse: I was watching a Facts of Life episode about 25 years ago (it's O.K., I'm a girl) and one of the girls was having trouble studying. So her friend said, "Oh gold, that's an easy one to remember. If someone takes your gold, you're gonna say, 'A U, give me back my Gold!'"

Ever since then I have always known the symbol for gold. THANK YOU FACTS OF LIFE.

and that girl was Natalie--the fat one.

/and I didn't even have to look that up.

Turn your penis in as you leave the building please.

Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold chugger
But she ain't messin' with no broke bugger...

/got nuthin'

desertmouse: I was watching a Facts of Life episode about 25 years ago (it's O.K., I'm a girl) and one of the girls was having trouble studying. So her friend said, "Oh gold, that's an easy one to remember. If someone takes your gold, you're gonna say, 'A U, give me back my Gold!'"

Ever since then I have always known the symbol for gold. THANK YOU FACTS OF LIFE.

I always knew the symbol for gold from "Goldfinger" his license plate was AU 1 I believe.

I wonder is she drank it with a smoke and a pancake?

MasterThief: They could have used silver, but that would have only Aggravated things.

/golfclap

Came for hot Goldfinger girl.

Leaving disappointed.

wyldkard: Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold chugger
But she ain't messin' with no broke bugger...

/got nuthin'

I smirked.

You know what else they used to drink back in those days for health?

Mercury.

Yes, that very same liquid metal that nowaday if a drop gets spilled the frigging Hasmat team gets called in in environmental suits to clean it up.

Seriously, it was believed that drinking mercury was good for you. Some fools drank an ounce a day till they died. Fortunately, mercury is not absorbed very well by the GI tract (something along the lines of .003%), and even has the benefit of curing a case of worms.

Sounds bogus to me.

Gold is almost impossible to combine with any other element, and would not react within the body.

I do not see how you could dissolve it in anything, gold pieces have been dredged up off the sea bottom after hundreds of years and been pristine.

Playing her golden harp.

Henry liked his cougars :)

Goldschlager sucks ass, almost as bad as Rumplemintz

How'd she go to the bathroom with all that shiate on?

droosan: That's a shame. She was kinda cute:

Becket, on the other hand, just had too many rough knights.

MasterThief: They could have used silver, but that would have only Aggravated things.

It seems that this problem is almost unBEARable!

MayoBoy: Jakevol2: desertmouse: I was watching a Facts of Life episode about 25 years ago (it's O.K., I'm a girl) and one of the girls was having trouble studying. So her friend said, "Oh gold, that's an easy one to remember. If someone takes your gold, you're gonna say, 'A U, give me back my Gold!'"

Ever since then I have always known the symbol for gold. THANK YOU FACTS OF LIFE.

and that girl was Natalie--the fat one.

/and I didn't even have to look that up.

Turn your penis in as you leave the building please.

Do I have to if I watched it because I thought Joe was sort of hot? Great. I watched a girl show because I was attracted to a girl with a guy name and was a tom boy. Here's my penis.

Wanted for questioning:


/consuming gold...thinkabout it

droosan: That's a shame. She was kinda cute:

One of my absolute favorite movies of all time.

Random Guy: I wonder is she drank it with a smoke and a pancake?

no, blintz and a bong I suspect