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(Fox News) Interesting King Henry II's mistress may have died from consuming too much gold. That's Auful   (foxnews.com) divider line 189
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2009-12-17 01:01:51 PM
mmm
www.1-stopmarket.com
 
2009-12-17 01:08:21 PM
Wait...Overdosed on Gold? You mean she was OG before there was OG?

malikaziz.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-12-17 01:08:29 PM
O. I C what U did there.
 
2009-12-17 01:10:25 PM
I went He He He, Ha Ha Ha. Thought I would Dy.
 
2009-12-17 01:15:37 PM
Haha nice, St_Francis_P.
 
2009-12-17 01:31:22 PM
www.freewebs.com

Ouro-ly ?
 
2009-12-17 01:48:18 PM
People always look down on me for laughing at puns because they expect me to respond with a pun. It's not fair. It's just gilt by association.
 
2009-12-17 02:04:08 PM
St_Francis_P: You mean she was OG before there was OG?

How'd she go to the bafroom with all that shiat on?
 
2009-12-17 02:12:09 PM
FloydA: People always look down on me for laughing at puns because they expect me to respond with a pun. It's not fair. It's just gilt by association.

You wouldn't want to miss such a golden opportunity.
 
2009-12-17 02:23:14 PM
MuadDib:

You wouldn't want to miss such a golden opportunity.


But why should I bother? People don't seem to karat all for the things assay.
 
2009-12-17 02:31:06 PM
jehovahs witness protection: mmm [pic of goldschlager


Exactly what I was thinking. ...And I've almost died from drinking too much of that stuff.
 
2009-12-17 02:33:40 PM
FloydA: MuadDib:

You wouldn't want to miss such a golden opportunity.

But why should I bother? People don't seem to karat all for the things assay.


This headline is a lot of fun(gible).
 
2009-12-17 02:35:00 PM
*Groan*
 
2009-12-17 02:35:21 PM
Why would someone deliberately drink flakes of gold? So you'll have the most impressive digestive system when the coroner slices you open?
 
2009-12-17 02:35:37 PM
They could have used silver, but that would have only Aggravated things.
 
2009-12-17 02:36:34 PM
all you can eat at the Golden Corral?
 
2009-12-17 02:36:34 PM
MasterThief: They could have used silver, but that would have only Aggravated things.

Or Pb and J
 
2009-12-17 02:36:42 PM
FloydA: MuadDib:

You wouldn't want to miss such a golden opportunity.

But why should I bother? People don't seem to karat all for the things assay.


Yes, but they're just base.


gopher321: FloydA: MuadDib:

You wouldn't want to miss such a golden opportunity.

But why should I bother? People don't seem to karat all for the things assay.

This headline is a lot of fun(gible).


I live to serve.
 
2009-12-17 02:36:52 PM
I saw that episode of House.
 
2009-12-17 02:37:05 PM
i see what Au did there
 
2009-12-17 02:37:21 PM
and here's the link (new window)
 
2009-12-17 02:37:35 PM
People always look down on me for laughing at puns because they expect me to respond with a pun. It's not fair. It's just gilt by association.

You should turn over a new leaf.
 
2009-12-17 02:39:13 PM
www.pbs.org

/hot
 
2009-12-17 02:39:15 PM
I was watching a Facts of Life episode about 25 years ago (it's O.K., I'm a girl) and one of the girls was having trouble studying. So her friend said, "Oh gold, that's an easy one to remember. If someone takes your gold, you're gonna say, 'A U, give me back my Gold!'"

Ever since then I have always known the symbol for gold. THANK YOU FACTS OF LIFE.
 
2009-12-17 02:39:19 PM
Where's the picture if the "Warriors" dude?
 
2009-12-17 02:39:59 PM
waldopaper.files.wordpress.com

But the gold was wiaf-air theen.
 
2009-12-17 02:41:05 PM
That's a shame. She was kinda cute:

www.janemerrow.net
 
2009-12-17 02:41:45 PM
desertmouse: I was watching a Facts of Life episode about 25 years ago (it's O.K., I'm a girl) and one of the girls was having trouble studying. So her friend said, "Oh gold, that's an easy one to remember. If someone takes your gold, you're gonna say, 'A U, give me back my Gold!'"

Ever since then I have always known the symbol for gold. THANK YOU FACTS OF LIFE.


I am shamed to say I remember this. It was the fat girl that said that.

I also recall the episode where they bought bongs.
 
2009-12-17 02:42:01 PM
Au, you guys!
 
2009-12-17 02:42:26 PM
jehovahs witness protection: mmm

Just looking at that picture makes me sick.

/I had a bad experience
 
2009-12-17 02:42:34 PM
Jakevol2: desertmouse: I was watching a Facts of Life episode about 25 years ago (it's O.K., I'm a girl) and one of the girls was having trouble studying. So her friend said, "Oh gold, that's an easy one to remember. If someone takes your gold, you're gonna say, 'A U, give me back my Gold!'"

Ever since then I have always known the symbol for gold. THANK YOU FACTS OF LIFE.

and that girl was Natalie--the fat one.

/and I didn't even have to look that up.


Turn your penis in as you leave the building please.
 
2009-12-17 02:42:39 PM
Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold chugger
But she ain't messin' with no broke bugger...

/got nuthin'
 
2009-12-17 02:43:37 PM
desertmouse: I was watching a Facts of Life episode about 25 years ago (it's O.K., I'm a girl) and one of the girls was having trouble studying. So her friend said, "Oh gold, that's an easy one to remember. If someone takes your gold, you're gonna say, 'A U, give me back my Gold!'"

Ever since then I have always known the symbol for gold. THANK YOU FACTS OF LIFE.


I always knew the symbol for gold from "Goldfinger" his license plate was AU 1 I believe.
 
2009-12-17 02:43:48 PM
wyldkard: Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold chugger
But she ain't messin' with no broke bugger...

/got nuthin'


I ain't saying she's a gold ingester
But you don't see her farking the jester
 
2009-12-17 02:43:55 PM
I wonder is she drank it with a smoke and a pancake?
 
2009-12-17 02:44:11 PM
MasterThief: They could have used silver, but that would have only Aggravated things.

/golfclap
 
2009-12-17 02:45:01 PM
Came for hot Goldfinger girl.

Leaving disappointed.
 
2009-12-17 02:45:42 PM
wyldkard: Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold chugger
But she ain't messin' with no broke bugger...

/got nuthin'


I smirked.
 
2009-12-17 02:46:00 PM
You know what else they used to drink back in those days for health?

Mercury.

Yes, that very same liquid metal that nowaday if a drop gets spilled the frigging Hasmat team gets called in in environmental suits to clean it up.

Seriously, it was believed that drinking mercury was good for you. Some fools drank an ounce a day till they died. Fortunately, mercury is not absorbed very well by the GI tract (something along the lines of .003%), and even has the benefit of curing a case of worms.
 
2009-12-17 02:46:15 PM
Sounds bogus to me.

Gold is almost impossible to combine with any other element, and would not react within the body.

I do not see how you could dissolve it in anything, gold pieces have been dredged up off the sea bottom after hundreds of years and been pristine.
 
2009-12-17 02:46:23 PM
img.dailymail.co.uk

Playing her golden harp.
 
2009-12-17 02:47:21 PM
Henry liked his cougars :)

Goldschlager sucks ass, almost as bad as Rumplemintz
 
2009-12-17 02:47:34 PM
How'd she go to the bathroom with all that shiate on?
 
2009-12-17 02:48:01 PM
all that gold in her hair might have come from golden showers
 
2009-12-17 02:48:26 PM
droosan: That's a shame. She was kinda cute:

Becket, on the other hand, just had too many rough knights.
citypaper.net
 
2009-12-17 02:48:34 PM
MasterThief: They could have used silver, but that would have only Aggravated things.

It seems that this problem is almost unBEARable!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2009-12-17 02:48:50 PM
MayoBoy: Jakevol2: desertmouse: I was watching a Facts of Life episode about 25 years ago (it's O.K., I'm a girl) and one of the girls was having trouble studying. So her friend said, "Oh gold, that's an easy one to remember. If someone takes your gold, you're gonna say, 'A U, give me back my Gold!'"

Ever since then I have always known the symbol for gold. THANK YOU FACTS OF LIFE.

and that girl was Natalie--the fat one.

/and I didn't even have to look that up.

Turn your penis in as you leave the building please.


Do I have to if I watched it because I thought Joe was sort of hot? Great. I watched a girl show because I was attracted to a girl with a guy name and was a tom boy. Here's my penis.
 
2009-12-17 02:48:53 PM
Wanted for questioning:
www.cs.bris.ac.uk

/consuming gold...thinkabout it
 
2009-12-17 02:48:57 PM
droosan: That's a shame. She was kinda cute:

One of my absolute favorite movies of all time.
 
2009-12-17 02:49:14 PM
Random Guy: I wonder is she drank it with a smoke and a pancake?

no, blintz and a bong I suspect
 
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