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(Daily Sparks Tribune)   Snack whacker fails to nip Nipchee in bud. Haywire machine produces 12 pound snack cracker   (charlotte.com) divider line 67
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2003-04-01 08:44:03 AM  
*sigh* I guess there's no point in asking people not bring up that wretched giant cheeto. Another example of truth inspiring (and ending up stranger than) April Fool's fiction.
 
2003-04-01 08:45:04 AM  
hey, dja hear about the giant cheeto?
/ducks
 
2003-04-01 08:46:36 AM  
Lameness!
 
2003-04-01 08:49:27 AM  
No pic no story.
 
2003-04-01 08:50:37 AM  
I give the submitter -3 pts for reevalution of Manichaeanism and using 0% of their brain to come up with that deconstructed headline.
 
sos
2003-04-01 08:52:21 AM  
Haha, take that giant Cheeto!
 
2003-04-01 08:52:33 AM  
I'm still waiting for someone to begin production of CrackaAss brand Crackers.

"Ain't nuthin whiter than CrackaAss Crackers."
 
2003-04-01 08:53:24 AM  
 
2003-04-01 08:53:49 AM  
FYI, the filter attacked my Boobies, I'm not THAT pompus when I write.
 
2003-04-01 08:54:19 AM  
 
2003-04-01 08:55:53 AM  
Damn, they don't even make people think to hard on April fools day these days.

"NOTE: This story was published in Carolina Living on April 1, 2003. Not March 31, or April 2. For more info, click here."
 
2003-04-01 08:56:23 AM  
I think the filter rednecked my Keebler elf picture.
 
2003-04-01 08:58:47 AM  
Hah! I bet that whole "we gunned down 10 people in a van" story from Iraq was just an April Fool's joke, too.

Whew! That's a relief!
 
2003-04-01 08:58:58 AM  
Maybe it wath published on April 0 in the year pi
 
2003-04-01 08:59:37 AM  
wh47 Th3 H31l Ys a NIPkhee?
 
2003-04-01 09:00:03 AM  
1T"5 APR1L F00LS DAY??!!!1! I KNEW THEY HAD 2 BE LY1NG WHEN THEY 5A1D GERALD0 DID SUMTH1NG RETARDED!1
 
2003-04-01 09:00:03 AM  
Damn, I saw that notice at the top and figured it was a April Fools joke but the story is so believable, especially since they reference the giant cheeto :)
 
2003-04-01 09:01:14 AM  
Somehow I was expecting a picture of a freakishly large Nipsy Russel...
 
2003-04-01 09:01:37 AM  
It's April Proles Day?! I knew they had to be lying when they said Geraldo did something retarded!

Hail Big Brother!
 
2003-04-01 09:02:21 AM  
Damn April Fools. I got all worked up over a 12-lb snack cracker for nothing.
 
2003-04-01 09:02:23 AM  
Well, I rather liked that headline. Like, ooh.

Cracker. Mmmh, Yeth! Might ath well call it Whitejack....
/Otheanth 11
 
2003-04-01 09:02:47 AM  
Krogerpluscard:
Get back on the objective keychain, your freaking me out man!!
:p
 
2003-04-01 09:03:29 AM  
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2003-04-01 09:04:05 AM  
????? is it normal for it to do weird-ass dialects or is it just because its April Fools? would explain a lot if it always happens heh
 
2003-04-01 09:04:13 AM  
http://homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html

Burninating goodness.
 
2003-04-01 09:04:32 AM  
How stupid does the average reader have to be that they feel the need to blatantly point out it is April 1st?
 
2003-04-01 09:04:50 AM  
Dammit! I was looking forward to getting hold of this on Ebay.
 
2003-04-01 09:05:14 AM  
LOL you got hit 2 times in a row Adm_crunch but i'm 1 for 3 (unless this one is dialectized then it'll be 2 for 4)
 
2003-04-01 09:05:27 AM  
Innyone else disappointed by this here.

Did Ah menshun Ah've got a 12 incher. KnowwhutImean?.. with cheese ?
 
2003-04-01 09:06:17 AM  
BigG:
Its not April 1st.. Its also not opposite day........ :)
 
2003-04-01 09:06:22 AM  
Ha! what a clever filter. I meant to say:


Anyone else disappointed by this.

Did I mention I've got a 12 incher... with cheese ?



Unless this gets hit, too.
 
2003-04-01 09:07:02 AM  
Holy shiat. Mmmh, Yeth! Michael Jackthon jutht killed himthelf. Like, ooh...turn on the TV. Mmmh, Yeth!
 
2003-04-01 09:07:34 AM  
wH()0 h0o0!
 
2003-04-01 09:07:47 AM  
yea right.
 
2003-04-01 09:09:18 AM  
I'm just typing random words to see if the April Fools Day filter will affect them. Boobies teh Fark Hilarity ensues Drew funny stuff man
 
2003-04-01 09:09:54 AM  
MsPentyuth:
If thats an April Fools joke you got me. :/ was nothing on the news but iraq crap...

/thinks he'll go back to lurking
 
2003-04-01 09:13:34 AM  
MsPentyuth - I see that a Michael Jeter died.
 
2003-04-01 09:19:16 AM  
If you are going to make an Apr1 joke, at least make it physically plausible:

"six gallons of cheddar cheese filling. It weighs a remarkable 12 pounds "

Six gallons of cheddar cheese weighs a helluva lot more than 12 pounds.
 
2003-04-01 09:19:32 AM  
Jeter deeed? Moost'fe-a beee oone-a hell ooff a deesluceted shuoolder he-a gut lest neeght.
Bork Bork Bork!
 
2003-04-01 09:20:21 AM  
You know, I'm all for a good April Fools joke between friends. Even a goofy article in a magazine or two. But I gotta wonder about the wisdom of newspapers or other sources of "information" tossing these out on the net. Sure, there's the spiffy disclaimer today, but how long before it's archived, sans disclaimer?

That, and I just think it sends a bit of a confused message about their credibility: "The Charlotte Observer - News You Can Trust (except the one day a year when we make shiat up)."
 
2003-04-01 09:22:20 AM  
I think we're gonna be using this a lot today...



3Horn
 
2003-04-01 09:22:27 AM  
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2003-04-01 09:23:10 AM  
1T5 AN 1NTELL1GENCE TEST IF SUM1 F1ND5 1T IN THE ARCH1VE5, SEE"5 APR1L 15T AS THE DATE & STILL TH1NK5 THE STORY 15 ACCURATE!!. BUT 1 D0 C YOU'RE P0INT, THARE N0T G01NG 2 PUT UP ALL FAKE NEWS 0N APRIL 1ST.

fark!! F1LTER.!! WA5 FUNY STARTING 2 AN0Y ME N0W :/
 
2003-04-01 09:24:17 AM  
3Horn:
I was goin' to put thet up, its uh funny picture, but Ah was too lazy.. lets see if Ah can get 3 posts in uh row filtered!!
 
2003-04-01 09:30:46 AM  
Yeah, what is a Nipchee? Is this another Cheez-it/Nips rip-off? Anyone know?
 
2003-04-01 09:34:36 AM  
Okay, so did the main page really just get hacked or is this yet another April Fool's prank on Drew's behalf???
 
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2003-04-01 09:38:02 AM  
In English maybe...

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2003-04-01 09:39:45 AM  
 
2003-04-01 09:41:22 AM  
Better peec...
 
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