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(Some Guy) Dumbass Wiring Christmas lights in your car and hanging cotton balls from the ceiling apparently is not just news, but makes your vehicle a "Snow Globe" (w/pic of 12VDC to AC inverter)   (newsnet5.com) divider line 51
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2009-12-17 09:38:30 AM
Here Austin, Texas.. that's known as 37th St.
 
2009-12-17 11:17:26 AM
-1 for offensive source description
 
2009-12-17 12:24:30 PM
Yea, sure that's real safe for the kid in the back. People are idiots. Soccer mom with too much time on her hands.
 
2009-12-17 12:24:37 PM
hey Subby, what is "dumbass" about that? it's not like the cotton balls blow around while she's driving
 
2009-12-17 12:25:19 PM
OK, that was cute -- Now why hasn't she been given a traffic ticket for distracting drivers, obstructed vision and general over doing it?
 
2009-12-17 12:26:55 PM
Can we get a slideshow tag? Just so we are warned not to click?
 
2009-12-17 12:27:36 PM
Would have been cuter if it were a taxi -- or maybe the Cash Cab...
 
2009-12-17 12:28:28 PM
I believe an AC-DC converter is a priest.
 
2009-12-17 12:30:33 PM
Accessorizing, yeah. I'm into that, too.
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2009-12-17 12:30:55 PM
Turn it upside-down and shake it.
 
2009-12-17 12:31:29 PM
Yeah, like that's not distracting to the driver or anything.
 
2009-12-17 12:34:03 PM
Wow, I sure am glad that site dedicated 21 photos to that one example of half-assed decorating.

/Nothing else to do in Cleveland?
 
2009-12-17 12:36:40 PM
Is it just me or does it seem like too many pictures?

Silly as it is, looks perfectly safe to me for the occupants. Can't say the same about others around, could distract some incompetent drivers and cause a major accident resulting in many people getting hurt or killed. I would say it is likely that deaths will occur because this woman was crying out for attention. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near her while she is driving, those poor pedestrians out walking and getting their shopping done will have no chance. I hope she is ready for the all the pain and suffering she's going to cause the good people around her, so many families destroyed, so many children crying and missing their parents.
 
2009-12-17 12:37:28 PM
Gordian Cipher: Nothing else to do in Cleveland?

What would YOU suggest...a Browns game?
 
2009-12-17 12:44:17 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: Turn it upside-down and shake it.

Best laugh I had all day.

/keyboard, owe me, etc...
 
2009-12-17 12:44:49 PM
I had a Mr. Hankey for a hood ornament on my truck a few years ago. Got more WTF looks than thumbs ups.
/no love for Mr. Hankey
 
2009-12-17 12:52:21 PM
Reeeeal women of genius stupidity.
 
2009-12-17 12:52:55 PM
wet_dream: OK, that was cute -- Now why hasn't she been given a traffic ticket for distracting drivers, obstructed vision and general over doing it?

I half wanted to deck out my car with white lights (minivan, lights in the back seats/trunk sucked) but got a friendly reminder of the potential target I'd be for a cop on a bad day. I still say that the conversion vans my friends parents had with the rope lighting are worse, but meh.

My inspiration

upload.wikimedia.org

/hot
 
2009-12-17 12:53:54 PM
I find it amusing that they have a manger scene in the back seat.

as if Jesus were born in the back seat of a car.
 
2009-12-17 12:54:37 PM
Johnnyflash: Is it just me or does it seem like too many pictures?

Silly as it is, looks perfectly safe to me for the occupants. Can't say the same about others around, could distract some incompetent drivers and cause a major accident resulting in many people getting hurt or killed. I would say it is likely that deaths will occur because this woman was crying out for attention. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near her while she is driving, those poor pedestrians out walking and getting their shopping done will have no chance. I hope she is ready for the all the pain and suffering she's going to cause the good people around her, so many families destroyed, so many children crying and missing their parents.


You forgot the weeping and gnashing of teeth, otherwise, I think you covered everything.
 
2009-12-17 12:55:24 PM
Doesn't seem to resemble a snow globe at all to me.
 
2009-12-17 12:57:10 PM
Hey, TFA finally loaded for me.

How in the hell does she manage to look out of her rearview before backing up? Bah.

Definitely I'm an Attention Whore! vibe in her eyes.
 
2009-12-17 12:58:46 PM
looks like santa threw up
 
2009-12-17 01:00:10 PM
Safe for the occupants?? There's strings of cotton balls tangled in her hair, and a string of Christmas lights resting ON TOP OF HER HEAD. I hope this insipid c*nt crashes into a tree before she crashes into another car.

And that's to say nothing of all the other lights in her direct and indirect fields of view at night time. It's like driving with your dome lights on at night and releasing a box of moths into the car. I can't even stand having my dashboard at more than half brightness when it's dark out.
 
2009-12-17 01:05:06 PM
akya: I find it amusing that they have a manger scene in the back seat.

as if Jesus were born in the back seat of a car.


No, but he did build my hotrod.
 
2009-12-17 01:12:00 PM
the lady is clearly living out of her car and is trying to do the best she can to bring some holiday cheer to her daughter. another sad example of the bush legacy

// :)
 
2009-12-17 01:19:45 PM
It was Christmas-theme night for the partycrashers.

t2.gstatic.com
 
2009-12-17 01:21:23 PM
The TSA has rules against bringing one of these onto a plane.

/you have been warned
 
2009-12-17 01:23:17 PM
I like it, just not sure its legal.
 
2009-12-17 01:24:45 PM
Future News: Snowglobe car lady catches on fire. Power inverter considered as cause.
 
2009-12-17 01:27:40 PM
http://www.newsnet5.com/slideshow/news/21981677/detail.html

Not gonna click it... Nope aint gonna do it.
 
2009-12-17 01:42:41 PM
That would have better better if it was a Pacer. They're the right shape.

/off my lawn
 
2009-12-17 01:42:43 PM
I see a taserin' a'brewin' on the horizon.
 
2009-12-17 01:57:47 PM
In other news, rolling snowglobes are bigger news than some random politican/U.S. President saying something.
 
2009-12-17 01:59:59 PM
I love the end "View Most Popular Slideshows" which simply lists: "Car Turned Into Snow Globe" and then "Dec. 17: Car Crashes Into House"

It's like the slideshow is trying to predict the future....
 
2009-12-17 02:08:05 PM
Perfectly safe until Christmas eve when the nativity figures come to life and use the light strands to strangle the driver....
 
2009-12-17 02:11:32 PM
Where do you get lights that run off 12VAC?

/12VDC to 120VAC inverter
 
2009-12-17 02:29:08 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: What would YOU suggest...a Browns game?

Watch LeBron prove it's physically possible to win a five-on-one game of pickup basketball. . . if you're LeBron.

Worst recession in three generations, and this is what passes for news.
 
2009-12-17 02:38:23 PM
There was stuff on the outside of the car but it blew off.
 
2009-12-17 03:12:58 PM
Gramma: That would have better better if it was a Pacer. They're the right shape.

/off my lawn



How about an original Volkswagen Type 1 "Beetle"?
(though admittedly, the Pacer has more glass)
 
2009-12-17 03:27:27 PM
I'd hit it
 
2009-12-17 03:55:50 PM
Mad Mark: I had a Mr. Hankey for a hood ornament on my truck a few years ago. Got more WTF looks than thumbs ups.
/no love for Mr. Hankey


i577.photobucket.com

Say, that sounds like a swell idea. We can show everyone the true spirit of Christmas.
 
2009-12-17 04:11:02 PM
I saw this on the news this morning here in Cleveland. I think this was somewhere in the south because the reporter covering it was from another affiliation from what I was watching and the woman sounded like a inbred southern hill-jack when interviewed.

Oh, and I bet her local PD is watching the news too!

/bet she enjoys her distracted driving ticket
 
2009-12-17 04:43:41 PM
That's great and all until the cops pull you over and ask why you are such a farking moron while giving you a ticket for reckless driving.
 
2009-12-17 04:48:33 PM
santadog: Here Austin, Texas.. that's known as 37th St.

I live on 38th, getting a kick, etc. Maybe I should do this.
 
2009-12-17 06:20:15 PM
MonkeyAngst: santadog: Here Austin, Texas.. that's known as 37th St.

I live on 38th, getting a kick, etc. Maybe I should do this.


I've been photographing that street for 17 seasons now. Always wanted to buy a house there so I could participate.

Xmas St. Album (new window)
 
2009-12-17 07:06:02 PM
myrrh: From the site, after viewing the slideshow:
I guess the whole snowglobe thing just wasn't meant to be.


a car hit a house near me a few weeks ago. it would be funny but the house was built in 1760 or so and sustained major damage.
/no serious injuries
//other than the house
 
2009-12-17 07:52:06 PM
Something tells me pic 4 isn't the first time this biatch has had three sets of balls on her face...
 
2009-12-17 08:20:25 PM
akya: I find it amusing that they have a manger scene in the back seat.

as if Jesus were born in the back seat of a car.


Might as well.
 
2009-12-18 01:18:30 AM
Something slightly distracting about that car. Can't quite pu my finger on it.
 
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