Good headline, subby.

+1

Petit_Merdeux: What exactly do any of his bimbos have to sue him for?

Violating the civil rights by not giving them millions of dollars. That's my guess.

Was there even news in that article, or was the whole thing just a fluff piece for Allred. It's almost like she wrote the whole thing herself.

Also, why and how can there be a lawsuit? If men can be sued because women are sluts, then there goes the legal system.

class action suit for what?

the hoes lined up for some rich cock.

you get no money... you knew he was married.

Deadhouseplants: Was there even news in that article, or was the whole thing just a fluff piece for Allred. It's almost like she wrote the whole thing herself.

Also, why and how can there be a lawsuit? If men can be sued because women are sluts, then there goes the legal system.

They can already be prosecuted for rape because women are sluts, legal system has been gone for a long while.

Calcutta Time! If anyone is employed by the I.R.S., would he or she kindly leave this thread.

Deadhouseplants: If men can be sued because women are sluts, then there goes the legal system.

Are you kidding me? It would be a full employment bill for lawyers!

You mean you can sue people for having sex with you? Man, I see opportunity here.

/silly biatches won't get a dime.

F*ck it, we already know that Tiger banged the snot out of a bunch of women. If his stock has gone down with anyone it's not straight men under the age of 50, that's for damn sure.

Deadhouseplants: Was there even news in that article, or was the whole thing just a fluff piece for Allred. It's almost like she wrote the whole thing herself.

Also, why and how can there be a lawsuit? If men can be sued because women are sluts, then there goes the legal system.

Nobody is getting sued. She's extorting money for her clients, so they don't reveal all sorts of lurid details about their affairs with Woods.

Must be part of Obama's stimulus plan. Get everyone slut to sleep with Tiger and sue him for money.

Deadhouseplants: Was there even news in that article, or was the whole thing just a fluff piece for Allred. It's almost like she wrote the whole thing herself.

Also, why and how can there be a lawsuit? If men can be sued because women are sluts, then there goes the legal system.

THIS. That article had no substance and did nothing but infuriate me. The fact that that woman (the lawyer) exists makes me want to punch some babies.

There wasn't even a hint of a lawsuit against Woods in that article.

I am confused at what the point is. Ex-wives can go after husbands, the mistresses can't sue Tiger, they can only blackmail him.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: You mean you can sue people for having sex with you? Man, I see opportunity here.

/silly biatches won't get a dime.

If they charge by the inch they'll owe me money!

I'd tell the dirty cows to get farked and go ahead and sing.
But say one thing untrue, and I'll sue YOUR ass.

Public extortion. And Tiger doesn't have the skill of Letterman to combat it.

Too bad.

He's going to end up getting a divorce at this point so lurid details aren't going to cause anymore harm. I'd tell all these money hungry biatches to fark off.

Holy crap, the Doonsberry Roland Hedley cartoon is coming to life!

Deadhouseplants: Was there even news in that article, or was the whole thing just a fluff piece for Allred. It's almost like she wrote the whole thing herself.

Also, why and how can there be a lawsuit? If men can be sued because women are sluts, then there goes the legal system.

Thank you for saving me keystrokes.

That 'article' contained no actual information. It was a fluff piece about the lawyer. Don't bother.

It's a shame that any deals made will be closed-door. I'd like to know exactly how many millions of dollars it takes to make one comfortable with being a whore.

We're all owed a small lump sum.

A class action suit for what?

EWreckedSean: I am confused at what the point is. Ex-wives can go after husbands, the mistresses can't sue Tiger, they can only blackmail him.

DING DING DING, that is what this woman does from all of her cases is drag someone in front of the courts on bullshiat stuff and blackmail them into giving her money.

Molavian: If his stock has gone down with anyone it's not straight men under the age of 50, that's for damn sure.

Wrong, some of us have principles.

wmoonfox: It's a shame that any deals made will be closed-door. I'd like to know exactly how many millions of dollars it takes to make one comfortable with being a whore.

Here in Vegas... 'bout $100

"she is reported to have negotiated a substantial pay-off for Uchitel against the threat of "making a statement about Ms Uchitel's relationship with Tiger Woods" at an embarrassing press conference, promptly cancelled after the deal was done."

Isn't that blackmail?

Shvetz: Deadhouseplants: Was there even news in that article, or was the whole thing just a fluff piece for Allred. It's almost like she wrote the whole thing herself.

Also, why and how can there be a lawsuit? If men can be sued because women are sluts, then there goes the legal system.

Nobody is getting sued. She's extorting money for her clients, so they don't reveal all sorts of lurid details about their affairs with Woods.

Right... because up until now, nobody has said anything that's really embarrassing for Tiger, and so far, the media has more or less just ignored the whole story. However, that's sure to change the moment some of those lurid details come out.

Already, Allred appears to have rattled Woods. She is reported to have negotiated a substantial pay-off for Uchitel against the threat of "making a statement about Ms Uchitel's relationship with Tiger Woods" at an embarrassing press conference, promptly cancelled after the deal was done.

wait... she blackmailed him!?!? And since when can you be sued by someone other than your spouse for infidelity? That's just ridiculous.

I personally think Gloria Alred is a no-class attention whore. I personally think that she gives slip and fall lawyers a bad name. I could be wrong; it's just what I personally think.

vegasj: Here in Vegas... 'bout $100

Considering what $100 gets you here, and factoring the cost of living difference, I am officially frightened that you know that.

Shvetz: Deadhouseplants: Was there even news in that article, or was the whole thing just a fluff piece for Allred. It's almost like she wrote the whole thing herself.
Also, why and how can there be a lawsuit? If men can be sued because women are sluts, then there goes the legal system.

Nobody is getting sued. She's extorting money for her clients, so they don't reveal all sorts of lurid details about their affairs with Woods.

Since Allred isn't representing me, I'm just going to tell you this: I met Tiger when I was a hostess at a golf after-party thingy. He's cute. I asked him if I could touch his shaft. He pretended not to catch my meaning, but later he came up to me and put his hand on my ass, while Elin was in the bathroom.

then, uh, we went out back and snorted some coke and smoked pot. He poured champagne on my boobs and licked it off. Then we got all hot and heavy right in the yard. He arranged to meet me the next day at a motel, where he tied me up and violated me with golf clubs. He had me accompany him to a golf course where I straddled the holes while he putted. And, oh yeah, he paid for my abortion of the one of his little Tiger babies, but he wouldn't give me a dime to pay my electric bill. He said he liked it better in the dark, because my boob job was so awful.

/It's kind of like Mad Libs, but with skank.

She'll do the same thing with the second "un-named" client as she did with the Uchitel ho....."I'm gonna tell the world my story about riding the Toy Tiger....unless you give me an assload of money"

I personally didn't know that's why Uchitel cancelled her press conference a couple of weeks ago......biatch got paid....


course, with Mrs. Tiger supposedly already made plans to light Tiger's wallet in divorce court, these types of threats probably won't accomplish much now.....but the biatches will still get paid, one way or another....

Sounds like legal blackmail. Woods should just pay off each Bimbo he actually slept with and have them sign a non-disclose contract. He'll need a good lawyer to scare off all the liars looking for a payout.

He's being sued by these whores for what, exactly? That he had sex with them? HELLO!? They're mistresses! If you will, nothing more than ambulatory masturbation machines. He wasn't going to leave Elin for them. He wanted his cake and be able to eat it too. Sue him for what?

This is ridiculous, put me on the jury and we'll have this shiat sorted out in an hour. Mistresses have NOT A SINGLE CLAIM TO ANYTHING! Unless there's a iron-clad legal agreement to become the next Mrs. Woods, they got what they were after...Tiger dick. And that's about all they'll get... Dick.

FTFA She is reported to have negotiated a substantial pay-off for Uchitel against the threat of "making a statement about Ms Uchitel's relationship with Tiger Woods"

Sounds like extortion and blackmail to me. Throw her ass in jail.

Petit_Merdeux: What exactly do any of his bimbos have to sue him for?

RIMS

If these women sue him because they had sex...that means they want money for sex...which means they are prostitutes right? I am totally confused on this whole deal.

Gloria Allred is just another money grubbing whore who deserves to be anally raped by Kobe. Stupid C! She will take any case thats puts her ugly face on tv.

voted America's "most effective lawyer obnoxious coont".

Fixed

Whores, indeed.

Maybe I would make a poor celeb, but I would come out with the details myself; no one is getting paid. I would get down to pubic hair color level.

I mean, when you have that much money does it really matter anymore? You could come out and say "Yeah I banged that chick. I'm gonna go cry about it on my private yacht."