wouldn't that actually be a noclass action.

snuffy: wouldn't that actually be a noclass action.

*rim shot*

What exactly do any of his bimbos have to sue him for?

Petit_Merdeux: What exactly do any of his bimbos have to sue him for?

Took the words out of my mouth.

"We had consensual sex and now everyone knows about it and you're rich! YOU OWE ME MONEYS!"

You mean you can sue people for having sex with you? Man, I see opportunity here.

/silly biatches won't get a dime.

I'd tell the dirty cows to get farked and go ahead and sing.
But say one thing untrue, and I'll sue YOUR ass.

yakmans_dad: There wasn't even a hint of a lawsuit against Woods in that article.

Didn't even need to get into the meat of tfa:
Street-fighting feminist lawyer Gloria Allred enters fray against Tiger Woods
Campaigner who has taken on some of America's biggest names is representing Rachel Uchitel

Shvetz: Deadhouseplants: Was there even news in that article, or was the whole thing just a fluff piece for Allred. It's almost like she wrote the whole thing herself.
Also, why and how can there be a lawsuit? If men can be sued because women are sluts, then there goes the legal system.

Nobody is getting sued. She's extorting money for her clients, so they don't reveal all sorts of lurid details about their affairs with Woods.

Since Allred isn't representing me, I'm just going to tell you this: I met Tiger when I was a hostess at a golf after-party thingy. He's cute. I asked him if I could touch his shaft. He pretended not to catch my meaning, but later he came up to me and put his hand on my ass, while Elin was in the bathroom.

then, uh, we went out back and snorted some coke and smoked pot. He poured champagne on my boobs and licked it off. Then we got all hot and heavy right in the yard. He arranged to meet me the next day at a motel, where he tied me up and violated me with golf clubs. He had me accompany him to a golf course where I straddled the holes while he putted. And, oh yeah, he paid for my abortion of the one of his little Tiger babies, but he wouldn't give me a dime to pay my electric bill. He said he liked it better in the dark, because my boob job was so awful.

/It's kind of like Mad Libs, but with skank.

As much as this "lady" has supposedly helped the feminist movement, she's hurt it by wrapping the victim label around her clients. She's as much a reason that we'll never see a woman president as the women in boobies links are.