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DblDad [TotalFark]
2009-12-17 01:25:14 AM
That's outrageous! Who'd have believed that a small state could be convicted of a horrible crime?
 
EviLincoln [TotalFark]
2009-12-17 01:39:16 AM
HE BEAT ME TO THAT PLAN!!!
 
Weaver95 [TotalFark]
2009-12-17 01:54:09 AM
Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt!
 
colinspooky [TotalFark]
2009-12-17 02:20:24 AM
Weaver95: Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt!

Beat me to it, so erm,

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hubiestubert [TotalFark]
2009-12-17 02:42:32 AM
Ted Alvin Klaudt? Did you say Ted Alvin Klaudt? I am shocked and appalled that Ted Alvin Klaudt would be accused of fondling his foster daughter. I am shocked that Ted Alvin Klaudt would attempt such a transparent, and patently false attempt to shield Ted Alvin Klaudt's self from the press, by trying to fool people into believing that Ted Alvin Klaudt's name, Ted Alvin Klaudt, could indeed be covered by copyright. Moreover, I am shocked that Ted Alvin Klaudt, as an attorney and former lawmaker for the good state of South Dakota, would be ignorant that the law Ted Alvin Klaudt attempts to invoke would not cover Ted Alvin Klaudt's name: Ted Alvin Klaudt. Perhaps Ted Alvin Klaudt should use Ted Alvin Klaudt's time to re-read and study up on the applicable law, so that the next time that Ted Alvin Kaludt would like to protect the good name of Ted Alvin Klaudt, that Ted Alvin Klaudt would be aware of what is and is not legal, so that Ted Alvin Klaudt did not appear to be such a fool.
 
ubercynic
2009-12-17 04:49:51 AM
Well, I guess it was worth a shot...
 
enderthexenocide
2009-12-17 04:53:26 AM
doesn't matter, the fat bastard is going to die in prison anyway.

apparently, he molested the girls under the pretext of checking them for possible egg donation for infertile women, so he gets points for originality. and yes, he was a republican who pushed through legislation for sex offender registries, and then himself was apparently a sex offender himself.
 
Megain
2009-12-17 04:55:05 AM
megain.smugmug.com
 
OnmyojiOmn
2009-12-17 04:56:30 AM
What the crime may have looked like. (NSFW)

/This is what happens when you GIS 4chan memes
 
Oh_Enough_Already
2009-12-17 04:57:14 AM
colinspooky: Weaver95: Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt! Ted Alvin Klaudt!

Beat me to it, so erm,

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This.
 
bondito
2009-12-17 05:00:01 AM
Republicans are awesome. He really had the family values thing down! Republicans = Hypocrites
 
raccoon2k
2009-12-17 05:01:07 AM
Glenn Beck Ted Alvin Klaudt raped and murdered raped a girl two girls in 1990 2007.
 
Oh_Enough_Already
2009-12-17 05:02:02 AM
Holy God, according to his sex offender page he weighs 565 pounds!

What the crime may have looked like: farm2.static.flickr.com
 
Korzine
2009-12-17 05:02:10 AM
Well, it's a good thing it looks like Ted Alvin Klaudt likes fudge. Cause Ted Alvin Klaudt is going to get a lot of packed fudge when Ted Alvin Klaudt goes to prison. Now the tossed salad Ted Alvin Klaudt probably won't like so much. Ted Alvin Klaudt doesn't seem like the kind of man who has ever had a salad.
 
KOOLmike [TotalFark]
2009-12-17 05:07:29 AM
Ted Alvin Klaudt
 
DVOM
2009-12-17 05:11:42 AM
Repubs...

Family values

Personal responsibility

Yada, yada,.....
 
Sudlow
2009-12-17 05:16:27 AM
bondito
"Republicans are awesome. He really had the family values thing down! Republicans = Hypocrites"
 
ModernLuddite
2009-12-17 05:18:33 AM
Blogs linking blogs! AHHHHH!!!!
 
OnmyojiOmn
2009-12-17 05:20:35 AM
So I guess this makes at least 31 pro-rape Republicans, huh?
 
thisispete
2009-12-17 05:24:19 AM
Those who seek to do this sort of thing -
especially people convicted of a crime should not
dare to try and intimidate the media.

After all, has he not heard of the Streisand effect? It's a
losing strategy that has been issued from a desperate and
vile man. I say his reputation should be
in tatters. The public must be made aware so
no child should be at risk from this piece of filth.

Knowledge of his crimes should exist throughout the public at
large and his victims should be
assured that the world will never be intimidated
under any circumstances by threats calculated to
deny the media the ability to report on the scum that is
this low carbuncle on the backside of humanity.
 
Oh_Enough_Already
2009-12-17 05:26:41 AM
thisispete: Those who seek to do this sort of thing -
especially people convicted of a crime should not
dare to try and intimidate the media.

After all, has he not heard of the Streisand effect? It's a
losing strategy that has been issued from a desperate and
vile man. I say his reputation should be
in tatters. The public must be made aware so
no child should be at risk from this piece of filth.

Knowledge of his crimes should exist throughout the public at
large and his victims should be
assured that the world will never be intimidated
under any circumstances by threats calculated to
deny the media the ability to report on the scum that is
this low carbuncle on the backside of humanity.

Who are you talking about?

Ted Alvin Klaudt?
 
tinfoil-hat maggie [TotalFark]
2009-12-17 05:26:43 AM
Um, has anyone mentioned Ted Alvin Klaudt, yet?
 
Oh_Enough_Already
2009-12-17 05:29:14 AM
When this thread is well and done and has used his name thousands of times somebody should print it and mail him a copy.
 
friedlinx
2009-12-17 05:42:11 AM
What a corn-fed sex offender might look like.legis.state.sd.usTed Alvin Klaudt
 
netsharc
2009-12-17 05:46:28 AM
Oh_Enough_Already: Holy God, according to his sex offender page he weighs 565 pounds!

What the crime may have looked like:
farm2.static.flickr.com

Mmm, side-boob...

Yeah Google Image Search for Ted Alvin Klaudt reveals he's a real fat farker. Yelch. How the girls let him touch them at all is beyond me.
 
Fireproof
2009-12-17 05:49:09 AM
Ted Alvin Klaudt's attempts at understanding copyright law disgust me. I'm depressed that at one time Ted Alvin Klaudt was actually helping to make laws, even though Ted Alvin Klaudt doesn't have the faintest idea how some of the most basic ones work.
 
She comes in colors everywhere
2009-12-17 05:51:11 AM
img198.imageshack.us
img42.imageshack.us
img189.imageshack.us

It's a code.

/so he won't know we're talking about him
 
Moray
2009-12-17 05:54:10 AM
Jabba sez 18 iz goooodanuff. But that fat fark TED ALVIN KLAUDT..... Jabba wouldn't even let that creep lick his ass clean.
 
L Ron Hubbard's Last Fart
2009-12-17 05:55:21 AM
netsharc: Oh_Enough_Already: Holy God, according to his sex offender page he weighs 565 pounds!

What the crime may have looked like:

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Mmm, side-boob...

Yeah Google Image Search for Ted Alvin Klaudt reveals he's a real fat farker. Yelch. How the girls let him touch them at all is beyond me.



campbelld.files.wordpress.com

Not too confusing

 
Fireproof
2009-12-17 05:56:32 AM
After looking at the NYT version of TFA, I see that Ted Alvin Klaudt has also been charged with two counts of witness tampering. So on top of his very weak attempts to control the media, Ted Alvin Klaudt has also allegedly been trying to control the witnesses as well.

Ya gotta love watching small-time bigshots who think they're some kind of mob kingpin learn just how wrong they are.

/Ted Alvin Klaudt is a prime example
 
Moray
2009-12-17 05:58:24 AM
friedlinx,
He looks a little like Peter Griffin in that photo... Scary!
 
Ni
2009-12-17 06:11:18 AM
$500,000

Not $50,000. Man, subby was in a hurry!
 
ScottHimself
2009-12-17 06:13:20 AM
To be honest, I agree with this man. The media should be reporting on all stories using impersonal pronouns.

"He introduced a bill Saturday proposing a mandatory 'You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?' segment be included in all local newscasts," sounds much better than "Ted Alvin Klaudt introduced a bill Saturday proposing a mandatory 'You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?' segment be included in all local newscasts."

We should do it his way.
 
Hilary T. N. Seuss
2009-12-17 06:16:39 AM
tdualK nivlA deT

/now he owes me $500,000
 
fanbladesaresharp
2009-12-17 06:19:09 AM
friedlinx: What a corn-fed sex offender might look like.Ted Alvin Klaudt

Ya know guys.....don't worry about the party affiliations. It's the pedo-approved style of eyeglasses that's the giveaway.

Anyway, from the site comments: I wonder how many times he used the foster girls without their permission.

This thread was over in one on the subbys link.
 
snidepiper
2009-12-17 06:19:34 AM
He's also suing Adult Swim and Fox.



legis.state.sd.us
s3.amazonaws.com
 
Bigdogdaddy
2009-12-17 06:26:59 AM
Someone ought to print this out and send it to the prison he's at. I'm sure the other prisoners would love to see his asshattery.

/not kidding
//just do it
 
snidepiper
2009-12-17 06:37:20 AM
Moray: friedlinx,
He looks a little like Peter Griffin in that photo... Scary!

Damn.

You beat me.

I was looking up the picture while you typed it.
 
Scaryduck
2009-12-17 06:38:01 AM
I would like to point out that despite the terrible crimes of which he has been convicted, Ted Alvin Klaudt never raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

Just setting the record straight on Ted Alvin Klaudt
 
sendbillmoney
2009-12-17 06:49:45 AM
Scaryduck: I would like to point out that despite the terrible crimes of which he has been convicted, Ted Alvin Klaudt never raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

Just setting the record straight on Ted Alvin Klaudt

There is no evidence to indicate that Ted Alvin Klaudt did not rape and murder a girl in 1990, but Ted Alvin Klaudt does not seem to be under investigation for such an act at present.
 
aearra
2009-12-17 07:08:32 AM
Congratulations to the judge for making the sentences consecutive and not concurrent.
 
Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang
2009-12-17 07:10:49 AM
netsharc:
Yeah Google Image Search for Ted Alvin Klaudt reveals he's a real fat farker. Yelch. How the girls let him touch them at all is beyond me.

His Ted Alvin Klaudt's gravity field kept sucking them back in.
 
indylaw
2009-12-17 07:30:09 AM
That's a blatant misconception of the First Amendment, but then again, if you rearrange the letters of
Ted Alvin Klaudt,
you get
Didn't value talk

/also "adult devil tank"
 
indylaw
2009-12-17 07:31:15 AM
Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: netsharc:
Yeah Google Image Search for Ted Alvin Klaudt reveals he's a real fat farker. Yelch. How the girls let him touch them at all is beyond me.

His Ted Alvin Klaudt's gravity field kept sucking them back in.

No shiat. He looks like he ate pre-diet Mike Huckabee.
 
sdgjake
2009-12-17 07:32:03 AM
Gotta love what your home state makes it on Fark for.
 
WTF Bro
2009-12-17 07:33:04 AM
Weaver95, Oh_Enough_Already and snidepiper
THIS!
/and Cool Story Bro...
 
Dear Jerk
2009-12-17 07:35:34 AM
As long as you use the name correctly in print, Ted Alvin Klaudt brand raper of foster children (c), should be satisfied. You can't say that some random child was ted alvin klaudted. That would dilute the brand. Especially if applied to a case where the foster child was raped in an inferior manner. Ted Alvin Klaudt brand raper of foster children (c) has worked hard to develop a reputation and he deserves some protection under copyright law.
 
theBigBigEye
2009-12-17 07:51:46 AM
Ted Alvin Klaudt is so fat, when he went to Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border!

Ted Alvin Klaudt is so fat he was in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade......wearing ropes!

Ted Alvin Klaudt is so fat when he gets into an elevator, it *HAS* to go down!

Ted Alvin Klaudt is so fat, he's not on a diet. He's on a triet. He's like, "What ya'll eating? I'll try it!"

Ted Alvin Klaudt is so farking fat, when he was diagnosed with flesh eating cancer, his doctors gave him FIVE YEARS to live!

Ted Alvin Klaudt is so fat, when he tried on some BVDs, by the time they reached his waist they spelled out "BouleVarD!"

Ted Alvin Klaudt is so fat, the phone company gave him two area codes.

Ted Alvin Klaudt is so fat, the last time he saw 90210 was on a scale!

Ted Alvin Klaudt is so damn fat, he takes up all the space in his own house. One day I tried paying him a visit, and when I stuck the key in the door to unlock it, I brutally stabbed the motherfarker inside!!!
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2009-12-17 07:54:04 AM
M'gawd, I'm surpised Ted Alvin Klaudt wasn't convicted of attemped murder.

/flat foster kids
//even Glenn Beck didn't do that in 1990
 
particle_mann
2009-12-17 08:00:09 AM
i216.photobucket.com
Qualifications?
Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
You said rape twice.
I like rape.
/Ted Alvin Klaudt
//Bob Dole!
 
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