Slurms McKenzie?

What an awesome idea. I like this better than my buddy's flip flop with a built in bottle opener.

eyehate: Max has already claimed TFD.

He will now own Fark.

Kneel before Max!

Whoa... I start a new alt and you are claiming your dog to reign over TFD. First I had to concur that stupid poodle with sunglasses on named Larry, now I have a new challenger?


My little dog eats Max for lunch. Know who I am?

/real man

Speedbts alt: What an awesome idea. I like this better than my buddy's flip flop with a built in bottle opener.

I agree. I was thinking the same thing. I will definitely get one... I always forget my bottle opener somewhere... easy to just call the dog :).

Panty Sniffer: eyehate: Max has already claimed TFD.

He will now own Fark.

Kneel before Max!

Whoa... I start a new alt and you are claiming your dog to reign over TFD. First I had to concur that stupid poodle with sunglasses on named Larry, now I have a new challenger?


My little dog eats Max for lunch. Know who I am?


105 lbed Serotonin can eat both of yours :)
/but she shouldn't she'd just want to play

I think it's a good idea. Everybody wins. I get my beer opened and then the dog gets scritched behind the ears so he's happy. Plus, chicks dig dogs. Or so I've heard. I haven't actually had any female attention in quite some time. But that's the way things were back in my day.

Like I said: the guys get beer, the dog gets scritched, and the girls get something cute and cuddly around for them to dote on.

The cat thing wouldn't work out. Cat's would consider that type of work to be beneath them. They'd give you that cat look that says, "Screw you, Jack." Cats are perfect at this look. Any cat owner can tell you this. And you cannot count on a cat to come when you call. They might or they might not. It's up to them. That's how they kick it.

liquid_love: I think it's a good idea. Everybody wins. I get my beer opened and then the dog gets scritched behind the ears so he's happy. Plus, chicks dig dogs. Or so I've heard. I haven't actually had any female attention in quite some time. But that's the way things were back in my day.

Like I said: the guys get beer, the dog gets scritched, and the girls get something cute and cuddly around for them to dote on.

The cat thing wouldn't work out. Cat's would consider that type of work to be beneath them. They'd give you that cat look that says, "Screw you, Jack." Cats are perfect at this look. Any cat owner can tell you this. And you cannot count on a cat to come when you call. They might or they might not. It's up to them. That's how they kick it.

Some chicks like beer, too, my friend :).

Vala0128: but she shouldn't she'd just want to play

That's all my dog would do as well. In the summer she spends hours on end on her leash in the driveway looking for dogs walking by. Then she goes apeshiat. Whining and barking. In the winter she sits in a window and tears the hell out of the window sill when she sees a dog passing by. When I take her for walks and we encounter another dog she gets so excited that she has problems breathing. She doesn't bite or anything. She just wants to sniff the other dogs.

Panty Sniffer: Vala0128: but she shouldn't she'd just want to play

That's all my dog would do as well. In the summer she spends hours on end on her leash in the driveway looking for dogs walking by. Then she goes apeshiat. Whining and barking. In the winter she sits in a window and tears the hell out of the window sill when she sees a dog passing by. When I take her for walks and we encounter another dog she gets so excited that she has problems breathing. She doesn't bite or anything. She just wants to sniff the other dogs.

Serotonin LOVES playing with other dogs. When I take her on walks, the only time she forgets an pulls for a second is when she sees one of her favorite dog friends. After a correction, she's fine and watches me until we get up to the dog and I release her... but man is it tough for her to contain herself. until she sniffs the dog and can start the chase-me game. Before she's released she looks at me with her "I'm good, just let me go see the dog!" eyes and walks more awkwardly.

DOGS THAT OPUN BEERZ IZ CEWL HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Vala0128: Some chicks like beer, too, my friend :).

Of course they do. And that would be a double whammy for them. Cold beer, cute little pooch coming to open the beer and then show some nice doggy affection. The ladies couldn't possibly resist it. If you were the host of that party and the adorable dog belonged to you, you would be guaranteed that one of these girls would do the ol' linger around until everyone else has left bit and then strike up the, at first, very innocuous conversation. "I really liked your party. My name is Brandi [or whatever]". And after that, there would be sweet love makin'. It's about time my dog started earning his keep.

Panty Sniffer: eyehate: Max has already claimed TFD.

He will now own Fark.

Kneel before Max!

Whoa... I start a new alt and you are claiming your dog to reign over TFD. First I had to concur that stupid poodle with sunglasses on named Larry, now I have a new challenger?


My little dog eats Max for lunch. Know who I am?

That is not a dog.

That is a fluffy rat.

liquid_love: Vala0128: Some chicks like beer, too, my friend :).

Of course they do. And that would be a double whammy for them. Cold beer, cute little pooch coming to open the beer and then show some nice doggy affection. The ladies couldn't possibly resist it. If you were the host of that party and the adorable dog belonged to you, you would be guaranteed that one of these girls would do the ol' linger around until everyone else has left bit and then strike up the, at first, very innocuous conversation. "I really liked your party. My name is Brandi [or whatever]". And after that, there would be sweet love makin'. It's about time my dog started earning his keep.

Indeed :). I hope that works out for you!

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: That is not a dog.

That is a fluffy rat.

Well, it wouldn't be my first choice in dogs, but I found her and she is kind of loveable, albeit dumb as a rock. I found her a cold November rainy day while walking home from the el. She was running around on a very busy street in rush hour traffic so I picked her up and took her home for my daughter. I took out ads in the local papers, Craig's List, etc. looking for the real owner, but none turned up.

The karma thing is that the week before that I took my daughter to a rescue shelter to pick out a dog. We were deemed unfit to have a dog because my wife and I work full time and my daughter is in school. The thinking is that the dog would get lonely. Screw them. Would the dog be happier sleeping in the day in a loving home or being executed the next week? I am still mad about that.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: That is not a dog.

That is a fluffy rat.



What a fluffy rat may look like.

Malinki: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: That is not a dog.

That is a fluffy rat.



What a fluffy rat may look like.

Why did you just repost his picture?

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Malinki: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: That is not a dog.

That is a fluffy rat.



What a fluffy rat may look like.

Why did you just repost his picture?

Tough call, I know, but note the one I posted is darker.

Nice idea. I personally prefer following this man's example.

Doh!

Farks' so intelligent!

This would be a great idea if you didn't have a dog like mine, 14 years old, deaf, and all she does now is sleep, bark to eat, bark to go outside (and since she's deaf the bark is REALLY LOUD). My husband even thinks she acts more like a cat the older she's gotten. . .

Approves.

What about all those people who insist on putting leashes on their kids? I think they deserve attached beer openers, too!

mytdawg's dawgs

Meet (another) Max - 11 year old rescue dog



And the myt-ist - Barney (14 and somewhat senile)



I love dogs and beer.

Not impressed.

My dog will DRIVE me to the beer store.

WTF is with the panda buttsecks at the bottom of the page?

I want to see more pictures of people's dogs!

PERFECT! Thanks apacheco I was hoping for a shepherd!

mybabysmomma: PERFECT! Thanks apacheco I was hoping for a shepherd!

your welcome. she's just to pretty not to take pics of

I should get one for Cleo:

We salute you, Mr. Dog Collar Beer Bottle Opener Inventor Guy!

mybabysmomma: I want to see more pictures of people's dogs Paul Newman!

FTFY
And post this for myself:

TheOtherManWithNoName: Nice idea. I personally prefer following this man. 's example.

FTFY, too.
Heh.

1lastcall mybabysmomma: I want to see more pictures of people's dogs Paul Newman!

FTFY
And post this for myself:


ooooo, young Paul Newman. Yummy!

apacheco: mybabysmomma: PERFECT! Thanks apacheco I was hoping for a shepherd!

your welcome. she's just to pretty not to take pics of

She is gorgeous! I can't get a decent picture of my Jake to save my life,,,everytime I point a camera at him his ears go down.

engrishmajor: 1lastcall mybabysmomma: I want to see more pictures of people's dogs Paul Newman!

FTFY
And post this for myself:


ooooo, young Paul Newman. Yummy!

*Beep* I'm sorry, I can't come to thread right now. Please leave a message after the beep, and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm through looking at pictures of Paul Newman. Probably gonna be awhile. *Beeeeeeeeeep*
/Girl fap

mybabysmomma: apacheco: mybabysmomma: PERFECT! Thanks apacheco I was hoping for a shepherd!

your welcome. she's just to pretty not to take pics of

She is gorgeous! I can't get a decent picture of my Jake to save my life,,,everytime I point a camera at him his ears go down.

try whistling maybe

I've tried about everything,,,he hates the camera.

My dog has had one of those little key chain bottle openers on his collar for about 3 years now.

and just in time for christmas... that will make shopping easier.

Jeep dog!

Here is my wife's dog Esther when she was about 6 months old (taken about 2 months ago). I don't have any recent pics of her on my computer, but she is a good bit larger now.