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(Contact Music) Amusing Jessica Simpson is suing Star magazine over false reports that she slept with Tiger Woods. So, it looks like we've found her breaking point   (contactmusic.com) divider line 30
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Genevieve Marie [TotalFark]
2009-12-16 11:36:06 PM
Is it just me or does she look pretty chunky in that picture?
 
nvmac [TotalFark]
2009-12-16 11:53:13 PM
you mean being accused of sleeping with a black dude?
 
BigSnatch [TotalFark]
2009-12-16 11:57:42 PM
Genevieve Marie: Is it just me or does she look pretty chunky in that picture?


She's been chunkier than usual for awhile. I know this is Fark and any girl under 150 pounds has a body of a prepubescent boy and needs to "have a sammich", but when you made your image with a slim athletic look, gaining weight is usually frowned on.
 
Genevieve Marie [TotalFark]
2009-12-17 12:03:51 AM
BigSnatch: but when you made your image with a slim athletic look, gaining weight is usually frowned on.

Yup. That plus when it's basically your job and you can have a full arsenal of trainers and nutritionists and a cook making you healthy meals if you want- it's less understandable. I mean, she's not fat at all by normal person standards, she just doesn't look fantastic like she did a few years back.
 
BigSnatch [TotalFark]
2009-12-17 12:08:26 AM
Genevieve Marie: BigSnatch: but when you made your image with a slim athletic look, gaining weight is usually frowned on.

Yup. That plus when it's basically your job and you can have a full arsenal of trainers and nutritionists and a cook making you healthy meals if you want- it's less understandable. I mean, she's not fat at all by normal person standards, she just doesn't look fantastic like she did a few years back.



Very true as well, there really is no excuse other than a lack of care or a medical problem. Don't get me wrong, she isn't ugly or anything but she just looks a lot different now.
 
tchau
2009-12-17 02:37:57 AM
Romo had to bring his sucking elsewhere, poor Jessica got all the fat he sucked off back.

/than again Romo pretty much always sucks...hmm.
 
Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2009-12-17 02:38:14 AM
I agree with the above posts. People wouldn't hound her so much about her weight if she hadn't marketed her career around how hot she used to be a few years ago.

/drunk
//would hit it
///and her big nosed sister too
 
Speedbts alt
2009-12-17 02:41:03 AM
tchau: Romo had to bring his sucking elsewhere, poor Jessica got all the fat he sucked off back.

/than again Romo pretty much always sucks...hmm.

my head hurts. I think I have cancer now.

//got all the fat he sucked off back?
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2009-12-17 02:57:31 AM
Black guys like big white women.

She better not go burning any bridges.
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2009-12-17 02:58:06 AM
Jessica Simpson claims she didn't sleep with Tiger Woods?

That's a bad lie.
 
Gordinho
2009-12-17 05:45:08 AM
Step 1) Re ignite career opportunities with link to famous sportsman whose in the s**t right now, remind general public you still exist
Step 2)
Step 3) Profit

/cynic
//still would though
 
LonMead
2009-12-17 06:29:11 AM
What it is...
www.hotterbabes.com

Says it all for me...

/they give me fits
//I like big...
 
DubyaHater
2009-12-17 07:36:23 AM
FirstNationalBastard: Black guys like big white women.

She better not go burning any bridges.

What's the deal with that? My girlfriend is rather generously proportioned with 36DD's. Her last few boyfriends/husband were black (I'm white by the way). The funny thing is, when my friends meet her (especially my black friends), they're not surprised she dated black men. Never got a good explanation though. What is the criteria for someone to say "Oh I'm not surprised she was with a black man". Gotta be more than thickness
 
Wild Eyed and Wicked
2009-12-17 08:10:22 AM
DubyaHater: What is the criteria for someone to say "Oh I'm not surprised she was with a black man". Gotta be more than thickness

Where I come from, there seems to be a few common factors in the white girl/black guy spawning scene...

1. The thickness thing is always a constant - especially big butts.

2. Bleached out hair cut in that weird reverse mullet look (long in front and short in back). Bonus points are given if the woman is prone to dye her hair various colors monthly (or sometimes at the same time).

3. The other thing is the overuse of makeup and the sun tan beds. They are all quido orange around here.

Just a few thoughts from someone who works with an inordinate number of interracial couples...
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2009-12-17 09:16:11 AM
FirstNationalBastard: Black guys like big white women.

She better not go burning any bridges.

Not really true(for me atleast)
I like anything(human) with a cooch as long as I can get your arms around it
/but some black men believe in the pay as much as you way scale
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2009-12-17 09:24:01 AM
Where she's from, that kind of thing will probably get you banned from family gatherings.
 
Anavrinman [TotalFark]
2009-12-17 10:10:46 AM
Who hasn't slept with Tiger? I was over there a couple nights ago. It was... magical.
 
Psumek
2009-12-17 10:34:03 AM
Genevieve Marie: Is it just me or does she look pretty chunky in that picture?

Personally like chunky Jessica Simpson

weblogs.baltimoresun.com

/mmm Mom Jeans!
 
mpowelljr
2009-12-17 10:37:50 AM
Genevieve Marie: Is it just me or does she look pretty chunky in that picture?

She's probably not at her lowest weight... but... I don't like rails.

www.contactmusic.com
 
Chastain86 [TotalFark]
2009-12-17 10:58:44 AM
Well, she's trying to succeed in country music. Word that she let a black guy stick his prong in her is bad for the brand.
 
HBK
2009-12-17 01:29:46 PM
mpowelljr: Genevieve Marie: Is it just me or does she look pretty chunky in that picture?

She's probably not at her lowest weight... but... I don't like rails.

Good God!! She looks like a softball player.

She needs to put down the sammich and get to a gym.
 
emocomputerjock
2009-12-17 02:12:01 PM
Genevieve Marie: Is it just me or does she look pretty chunky in that picture?

Zombie Billy Corgan in the back is even better.
 
moralpanic
2009-12-17 02:32:45 PM
Genevieve Marie: Is it just me or does she look pretty chunky in that picture?

You're right, she's gained a little weight
 
moralpanic
2009-12-17 02:42:09 PM
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cxjohn
2009-12-17 04:43:35 PM
You know it's bad if even Jessica won't go near Tiger Woods. She has her standards. She just defined them.
 
ParadisePornoTheater
2009-12-17 05:33:53 PM
The article sounds like one big red herring. You know - to revive her career. Yeah, what career?
 
advex101
2009-12-17 08:34:44 PM
I was thinking that it was more indicative of where Mr. Woods would draw the line.
 
Hugo Zorilla
2009-12-17 08:45:34 PM
So she has standards and wouldn't sleep with the mudskins.

Ok. Now we know.

And knowing is half the battle.

Acting on that knowledge is also half the battle.

And learning from it is the last half of the battle.
 
advex101
2009-12-17 08:58:57 PM
When did Wynonna dye her hair?
 
Remarkable_Anus
2009-12-17 09:24:32 PM
Tiger Woods has farked everything...Hell, My butt hurts.
 
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