Good job

Obligatory.

We would have also accepted "Monkeys go Apeshiat on their trainer"

MONKEY!?!?!? Be quiet! I got people over!

I would have thought he would have trained them to make blue jeans and sneakers...

Gyrfalcon: I was beginning to think Australia was a nice place to move to. Now with all the poisonous wildlife, killer fences and ninja monkeys, I'm starting to rethink.

It's pretty safe to say everything in australia exists for the sole purpose of farking with you or trying to kill you.

Even the internet providers. 20GB a month caps for what we pay in the USA. Soon a great firewall to rival china's.

Sammy Nella: I would have thought he would have trained them to make blue jeans and sneakers...

Cue the "That's Wacist" in 3...2...

Gyrfalcon: I was beginning to think Australia was a nice place to move to. Now with all the poisonous wildlife, killer fences and ninja monkeys, I'm starting to rethink.

I guess LA is a whole lot safer.



Not even close G, the worse news, is they are training everyday! Only a matter of time before they invade! The Monkey wars begun they have.

I'm so putting a karate monkey on my Christmas list.

...and the natural enemy of the Taekwondo Monkey,

Really? Any animal will attack if it gets spanked too much...

No touch monkey!

/worst book ever
//well not the worst just not worth the paper its written on

No mention of 'monkey steals the peach' yet?

just for you:

Wanted for questioning.

Uh, wtf do you *think* is going to happen if you teach kung-fu to monkeys? They can't master the nonviolent message at the core of kung-fu. They will all turn on their masters and end up with long white mustaches and ponytails and 6" fingernails. I've seen this kind of thing happen before.

Sadly, I suspect they got a beatdown once the cameras weren't focussed on them... :-( Treatment of animals in China is appalling. And Gyrfalcon - take a closer look at those photos -- do you really think this took place in Australia??

/no, it didn't happen in Cabramatta!
//that's lacist!!
///finally scored a greenlight! It's been over 3 months...

What?! If I had known about this, I would have demanded it as an upgrade package for my trunk monkey.

untaken_name: They can't master the nonviolent message at the core of kung-fu.

Tai kwan leap is the wine of purity, not the vinegar of hostility. Meditate on this, Ed Grubermann.

Son of Thunder: untaken_name: They can't master the nonviolent message at the core of kung-fu.

Tai kwan leap is the wine of purity, not the vinegar of hostility. Meditate on this, Ed Grubermann.

The origins of Ti Kwan Leep are obscure. It may have been developed in northern India, Tibet, or the western Han Dynasty. The first master of the art was Ki Lo Ni, himself of indeterminate origin, who intended the art to be a form of peaceful self-defense.

/watch out for the BTH

If only the man knew of some way to defend himself, perhaps some sort of martial art...

One year ago tomorrow:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2047029/Monkeys-go-nuts-at-their-tra in er.html (new window)

Same monkeys? and/or Same trainer maybe?

Or the beginning of the end?

I, for one, welcome our new furry overlords.

Please, oh please God, let there be video of this.

Only those as super smart as I will be left to bitterly cry, "Damn Yous! Damn Yous All To HELL!!!"

Wanted for questioning:



/anyone seen a tiger?

Taekwondo Monkeys = good name for a band

"Click here to see all the photos."

Don't mind if I do!

I have have had it with these monkey fightin' primates in this Monday to Friday play!

Could someone please add lightsabres to pic #3?

That's a pretty nice flying side kick in that first picture. However, I wonder why a guy from China would teach them taekwondo rather than wushu.

Ninja Monkeys They're going to take over the world!!

Bow to the monkey overlords

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. "Never teach monkeys (chimps too) the Arts of Martial."



/there should be a law

Came for "Grandma's Boy", leaving happy.

/off to get some robot legs

No matter how responsible he seems, never teach your monkey martial arts.