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(Denver Post)   A teen who was flashing her breasts at passing cars was found guilty of disorderly behavior after a distracted driver hit her with a car   (denverpost.com ) divider line
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2009-12-16 08:27:00 PM  
webpages.charter.net
 
2009-12-16 08:33:55 PM  
No laws, no restrictions, no rules should ever apply, no matter what the consequences amy be, to prohobit teenage girls from exposing themselves in public, and you're wrong if you disagree.

/unless she was 5ft tall and 6ft wide.
 
2009-12-16 09:08:31 PM  

Slaxl: No laws, no restrictions, no rules should ever apply, no matter what the consequences amy be, to prohobit teenage girls from exposing themselves in public of their own volition, and you're wrong if you disagree.


Just wanted an airtight case before throwing in my endorsement.
 
2009-12-16 09:57:22 PM  
hollywoodprop.com

"Instant Karma is gonna get you."
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2009-12-16 09:57:51 PM  
Fark "Media Friends" Opie and Anthony took some heat from the Massachusetts state police when their "whip-em-out Wednesday" campaign messed with traffic.
 
2009-12-16 10:06:55 PM  
Was she hot?
 
2009-12-16 10:26:09 PM  

ninjakirby: Slaxl: No laws, no restrictions, no rules should ever apply, no matter what the consequences amy be, to prohobit teenage girls from exposing themselves in public of their own volition, and you're wrong if you disagree.

Just wanted an airtight case before throwing in my endorsement.


If you want an airtight case, you may want to include an age restriction.

/has anyone ever used the "fark tags" below a headline? "Mountain Standard Time"?
 
2009-12-16 10:28:12 PM  

RminusQ: ninjakirby: Slaxl: No laws, no restrictions, no rules should ever apply, no matter what the consequences amy be, to prohobit teenage girls from exposing themselves in public of their own volition, and you're wrong if you disagree.

Just wanted an airtight case before throwing in my endorsement.

If you want an airtight case, you may want to include an age restriction.


Good point.

Ok, no one younger than 13, and no one older than 16.
 
2009-12-16 10:36:38 PM  
BIG ONES! WET ONES! BIG WET ONES!

Link (new window)
Oooh! I'm dancing! I'm dancing!
 
2009-12-16 11:49:19 PM  
Without pictures, this thread is.... what's the word?....
 
2009-12-17 12:30:53 AM  
Aardvark?
 
2009-12-17 12:54:13 AM  

madmann: Without pictures, this thread is.... what's the word?....


Worhtless, cmon fark I came for the story and plan on staying for the blue footed "boobies"
 
2009-12-17 12:54:27 AM  
Boobiesed
 
2009-12-17 12:55:08 AM  
Without pictures, this thread is.... what's the word?....

Kevin Rudd
 
2009-12-17 12:55:26 AM  

Urda: madmann: Without pictures, this thread is.... what's the word?....

Worhtless, cmon fark I came for the story and plan on staying for the blue footed "boobies"


No pics yet and you're already typing with one hand?
 
2009-12-17 12:56:54 AM  

misanthropologist: Urda: madmann: Without pictures, this thread is.... what's the word?....

Worhtless, cmon fark I came for the story and plan on staying for the blue footed "boobies"

No pics yet and you're already typing with one hand?


Oh damn you got me! I had a good laugh there.

/Srsly
 
2009-12-17 01:00:15 AM  
Tits ain't shiat. Ass is much better.
 
2009-12-17 01:00:49 AM  
18?
pedobearpics.com
 
2009-12-17 01:01:09 AM  
Are the breasts ok?
 
2009-12-17 01:01:22 AM  

misanthropologist: Urda: madmann: Without pictures, this thread is.... what's the word?....

Worhtless, cmon fark I came for the story and plan on staying for the blue footed "boobies"

No pics yet and you're already typing with one hand?


Someone didn't see the Boobies... erm, Boobies
 
2009-12-17 01:01:57 AM  
And working around the censor with ! fails, obviously
 
2009-12-17 01:02:50 AM  
why the hell is a denver paper reporting on a story that was in New Zealand?

tried to find a picture and found this gem of a headline

from the register NZ gal's Bulgarian airbags halt traffic Flashes jubs, gets run over


here is a picture of the flasher (supposedly)

www.tabloidprodigy.com

www.tabloidprodigy.com
 
2009-12-17 01:02:59 AM  
I was about to submit the same article with a much funnier headline.

you snooze, you lose.

Also, how about some man boobies? Ya know, the kind that are really tight and tan and fun to squeeze
 
2009-12-17 01:04:56 AM  
She's got a (dead) profile on bebo.com, I'm not going to link it directly. She's had a baby, has a shiatty taste in music and one profile shot is captioned "white power".

I think I'll pass.
 
2009-12-17 01:05:14 AM  
www.roflronjon.net
 
2009-12-17 01:06:25 AM  

tweek46420: here is a picture of the flasher (supposedly)


that's her. here's a link with a video
 
2009-12-17 01:06:45 AM  
What? No sexual predator list? If this was a dude airing out his wang, you know that they would have thrown the book at him. Farking double standard.

/prefers boobies over wangs and moobies
//thinks that sexual predator laws are bull shiat.
 
2009-12-17 01:07:19 AM  
I've thought about putting a sticker on the back of my helmet that says something like, "Flash if you love motorcycles".

It's stupid, but if it works once it'll be worth it. I wonder if the police would have a problem with it.
 
2009-12-17 01:07:36 AM  

Sgeo: misanthropologist: Urda: madmann: Without pictures, this thread is.... what's the word?....

Worhtless, cmon fark I came for the story and plan on staying for the blue footed "boobies"

No pics yet and you're already typing with one hand?

Someone didn't see the Boobies... erm, Boobies


Saw it, but didn't count it. It requires too much imagining. I'm lazy and prefer full-frontal.

/neither this nor my previous post are bookmarks, btw
 
2009-12-17 01:08:26 AM  
Look, I don't care how wrong she was. I don't even care if she accidentally set off a nuclear bomb while doing it. We must never, ever, ever, ever punish teenage girls for flashing boobies. Think of the precedent.
 
2009-12-17 01:08:28 AM  
I hereby request a new tag for stories with girls like this one: the "goddess" tag.

/ worshiped by 50% of the population
// honored and loved as a deity
/// possessor of the sacred objects
 
2009-12-17 01:09:29 AM  

thisispete: She's got a (dead) profile on bebo.com, I'm not going to link it directly. She's had a baby, has a shiatty taste in music and one profile shot is captioned "white power".

I think I'll pass.


Sounds classy. Would be a shame if the All Blacks happened to find her, do a haka, and then trample her in a scrum...
 
2009-12-17 01:10:46 AM  
Belongs on the sex offender registry for life.
 
2009-12-17 01:15:43 AM  

TopoGigo: Look, I don't care how wrong she was. I don't even care if she accidentally set off a nuclear bomb while doing it. We must never, ever, ever, ever punish teenage girls for flashing boobies. Think of the precedent.


Think of the slippery slope
 
2009-12-17 01:16:12 AM  
I'd hit that.
 
2009-12-17 01:19:43 AM  

wasabi in my pants: I'd hit that.


someone already did dude
 
2009-12-17 01:20:26 AM  
18's kind of old for an Invercargill mother.
Think West Virginia, with an insufferable superiority complex from being (pseudo-)Scottish tacked on
 
2009-12-17 01:20:27 AM  
Did anyone read the caption on the news pic tweek46420 posted?

"Reformed flasher"? Holy hell, what's going on here? Do they have denominations now?

Reformed? Orthodox?

Church of Latter Day Flashers?

Jeboobies Witness?
 
2009-12-17 01:20:28 AM  

minimike: Without pictures, this thread is.... what's the word?....

Kevin Rudd


There's our winner.
 
2009-12-17 01:22:43 AM  

tweek46420: wasabi in my pants: I'd hit that.

someone already did dude


Joke complete.
 
2009-12-17 01:23:13 AM  

wasabi in my pants: I'd hit that.


with a shovel.
 
2009-12-17 01:27:39 AM  
11.media.tumblr.com

I DO NOT LIKE THE ARTICLE WITHOUT PICTURES.
 
2009-12-17 01:28:50 AM  
Sounds classy. Would be a shame if the All Blacks happened to find her, do a haka, and then trample her in a scrum...

AB's only screw the scrum

/well known fact
 
2009-12-17 01:33:01 AM  

dethmagnetic: Was she hot?


Either incredibly hot or incredibly not.
 
2009-12-17 01:34:04 AM  
I would totally love to be distracted...thankfully not even driving a car.

/EIP
//Why yes, I am juvenile and love boobies
 
2009-12-17 01:34:39 AM  

furrykat: I was about to submit the same article with a much funnier headline.

you snooze, you lose.

Also, how about some man boobies? Ya know, the kind that are really tight and tan and fun to squeeze


Account created yesterday and already submitting funnier headlines?

/Fail
 
2009-12-17 01:37:30 AM  

furrykat: I was about to submit the same article with a much funnier headline.

you snooze, you lose.

Also, how about some man boobies? Ya know, the kind that are really tight and tan and fun to squeeze


MBIE?
 
2009-12-17 01:41:27 AM  
where is gorgor? :(
 
2009-12-17 01:44:15 AM  

thisispete: She's got a (dead) profile on bebo.com, I'm not going to link it directly. She's had a baby, has a shiatty taste in music and one profile shot is captioned "white power".

I think I'll pass.


Sounds classy. She is from Invercargill though, great expectations down that way will only lead to disappointment.
 
2009-12-17 01:45:00 AM  

sprd: where is gorgor? :(


you go to hell

you go to hell and you die

my brain still has not recovered from the last thing i saw from him

/never forget
//never ever look again
 
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