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(Denver Post)   A teen who was flashing her breasts at passing cars was found guilty of disorderly behavior after a distracted driver hit her with a car   (denverpost.com ) divider line
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2009-12-17 01:46:54 AM  

2and4: furrykat: I was about to submit the same article with a much funnier headline.

you snooze, you lose.

Also, how about some man boobies? Ya know, the kind that are really tight and tan and fun to squeeze

Account created yesterday and already submitting funnier headlines?

/Fail


*checks furrykat's profile, sees pic*

Don't listen to him. Welcome to Fark! I bet your headline was lots funnier!
 
2009-12-17 01:53:10 AM  

CruiserTwelve: 2and4: furrykat: I was about to submit the same article with a much funnier headline.

you snooze, you lose.

Also, how about some man boobies? Ya know, the kind that are really tight and tan and fun to squeeze

Account created yesterday and already submitting funnier headlines?

/Fail

*checks furrykat's profile, sees pic*

Don't listen to him. Welcome to Fark! I bet your headline was lots funnier!


i27.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-17 01:53:49 AM  
I've often went out of my way to hit teenage girls. so what is the issue here?

What a hittable teenage girl reportedly once looked like in the near past.

i35.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-17 02:02:42 AM  
 
2009-12-17 02:06:27 AM  

CtrlAltDestroy: I've thought about putting a sticker on the back of my helmet that says something like, "Flash if you love motorcycles".

It's stupid, but if it works once it'll be worth it. I wonder if the police would have a problem with it.


So, how pray tell, are you going to know if the sticker is successful?
 
2009-12-17 02:10:05 AM  

SpaceLord: CtrlAltDestroy: I've thought about putting a sticker on the back of my helmet that says something like, "Flash if you love motorcycles".

It's stupid, but if it works once it'll be worth it. I wonder if the police would have a problem with it.

So, how pray tell, are you going to know if the sticker is successful?


Maybe by using one of these?

www.instructables.com
 
2009-12-17 02:21:09 AM  

Megain: tweek46420: here is a picture of the flasher (supposedly)

that's her. here's a link with a video


"...what could've been a much bigger booboo". Classic.
 
2009-12-17 02:30:27 AM  

SpaceLord: CtrlAltDestroy: I've thought about putting a sticker on the back of my helmet that says something like, "Flash if you love motorcycles".

It's stupid, but if it works once it'll be worth it. I wonder if the police would have a problem with it.

So, how pray tell, are you going to know if the sticker is successful?


I prefer the mental image of him rolling down the street on his bike, always suspected but never knowing, that wherever he is, wherever he looks, some girl is flashing him from just outside of his range of vision.

Orpheus had it easy.
 
2009-12-17 02:35:23 AM  
for having "teen" and "flashing" in the headline this thread is depressingly lacking in pics
 
2009-12-17 02:58:30 AM  
has anyone made the Seinfeld reference yet? Im too lazy to read all these posts
 
2009-12-17 03:07:10 AM  
No sex offender registry? Stupid double standard.
 
2009-12-17 03:08:16 AM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: No sex offender registry? Stupid double standard.


Do they have the registry in New Zealand?

/clarifying that for myself
 
2009-12-17 03:18:32 AM  

tweek46420: from the register NZ gal's Bulgarian airbags halt traffic Flashes jubs, gets run over


Bulgarian airbags??? Is that a new euphemism?
 
2009-12-17 03:30:01 AM  

KillAllHumans: has anyone made the Seinfeld reference yet? Im too lazy to read all these posts


www.seinfeld-forever.com Sue Ellen Mischke
 
2009-12-17 03:53:37 AM  
i think the the sad tag is more appropriate being teenage flashing was discouraged in this article *sniffle*
 
2009-12-17 04:17:58 AM  
If any Farkettes want to make me crash my car, EIP.
I'll be driving around for the next few hours refreshing my inbox.
If you can make me crash, I'll post pics of it.
 
2009-12-17 04:40:48 AM  

tweek46420: why the hell is a denver paper reporting on a story that was in New Zealand?

tried to find a picture and found this gem of a headline

from the register NZ gal's Bulgarian airbags halt traffic Flashes jubs, gets run over

they spelled "deformed" wrong.

/I kid! I kid!

here is a picture of the flasher (supposedly)

 
2009-12-17 04:48:37 AM  

Phil McKraken: Tits ain't shiat. Ass is much better.


Link
 
2009-12-17 05:47:00 AM  

SpaceLord: CtrlAltDestroy: I've thought about putting a sticker on the back of my helmet that says something like, "Flash if you love motorcycles".

It's stupid, but if it works once it'll be worth it. I wonder if the police would have a problem with it.

So, how pray tell, are you going to know if the sticker is successful?


Well, if they're going to flash the guy ont he motorcycle, why not pull next to him and honk the horn or something? Is the idea that someone will draw attention to themselves when drawing attention to themselves difficult? I guess this is Fark afterall.

/I did say that it's a dumb idea, btw
 
2009-12-17 06:00:22 AM  

GhostWing: Did anyone read the caption on the news pic tweek46420 posted?

"Reformed flasher"? Holy hell, what's going on here? Do they have denominations now?

Reformed? Orthodox?

Church of Latter Day Flashers?

Jeboobies Witness?


wut?
 
2009-12-17 06:19:45 AM  
Came here for this obligatory pic...
www.immortalmusic.net

/do I have to do everything m'self?!
 
2009-12-17 06:57:45 AM  
Car hits a teenage flasher? This should have been the worlds most epic 'I'd hit it' thread. I...I just don't know who you are anymore, Fark.
 
2009-12-17 07:16:14 AM  
Wouldn't she have been the last thing on the road that you would have hit with your car... you know, if she was the only thing that you were staring at?

Maybe the fella was going to put her in his trunk for a second and then realised that she had friends.

/I'd Hit it
 
2009-12-17 07:27:54 AM  
If she was driving, does she get a ticket for "load not properly tied down?"

/child of the 80s.
 
2009-12-17 07:45:56 AM  
needs more flashing

www.mopo.ca
 
2009-12-17 07:48:20 AM  
Can't we get these two kids together ?

Student's bold strokes in a high school art class lands him a jail sentence, sex offender title (152)
 
2009-12-17 07:49:28 AM  
Not a boobmark.
 
2009-12-17 08:18:28 AM  
I would support a law exempting attractive people from legal action resulting from public nudity. I really don't want to see naked guys walking around, but fair's fair.

Of course, some chick walking naked down the road could have an ego-crushing experience when a jury decides she's not attractive enough for the exemption...
 
2009-12-17 08:19:12 AM  

CtrlAltDestroy: I've thought about putting a sticker on the back of my helmet that says something like, "Flash if you love motorcycles".

It's stupid, but if it works once it'll be worth it. I wonder if the police would have a problem with it.


Uh, if a hot chic reads that sticker from the back of your helmet, isn't it a little too late by then?
 
2009-12-17 08:21:19 AM  

metatronlord: What a hittable teenage girl reportedly once looked like in the near past.


yes please.

 
2009-12-17 08:24:27 AM  
WHY IS SHE NOT A SEX OFFENDER!

If this had been a man, he would be on the registry already!
 
2009-12-17 08:29:00 AM  

detfrost1: WHY IS SHE NOT A SEX OFFENDER!

If this had been a man, he would be on the registry already!


You know how I know you didn't read the article?
 
2009-12-17 08:29:20 AM  

LewDux: Phil McKraken: Tits ain't shiat. Ass is much better.

Link


You, sir, are a Prince among paupers. If I weren't so poor from going through this damn divorce, I'd sponsor you for TF as a thank you for that link.

/Ya seriously
 
2009-12-17 08:29:49 AM  
Also, if there is a God, he's a cruel bastard for making a good number of girls as young as 15 so incredibly hot, with the percentage dropping rapidly with age.

Why can't (more) women look like that in their 20s and 30s?

/went to a highschool reunion once. Wow. One woman better looking, a few still hot, the vast majority much, much worse.
 
2009-12-17 08:30:24 AM  

JonnyBGoode: tweek46420: from the register NZ gal's Bulgarian airbags halt traffic Flashes jubs, gets run over

Bulgarian airbags??? Is that a new euphemism?


www.thaimed.us
 
2009-12-17 08:34:13 AM  
"She rolled up onto the bonnet (hood) and cracked the windscreen before she came down with some minor injuries and was taken to hospital."

Put 'em on the glass?
 
2009-12-17 08:50:27 AM  

Oh_Enough_Already: detfrost1: WHY IS SHE NOT A SEX OFFENDER!

If this had been a man, he would be on the registry already!

Some courts have actually ruled that only an exposed penis constitutes indecent exposure as the vagina is actually an internal organ.

And even where this is not the precedent, she's a woman.

The next time a woman gets the same kind of punishment a man would for committing some sex related offense will be the first.

Calls for "Gender Equality" are propaganda, nothing more.


Gender Equality is just calls for more female rights then males.
 
2009-12-17 08:53:11 AM  
Did the car hit her face?
 
2009-12-17 08:54:44 AM  

wookie1: CtrlAltDestroy: I've thought about putting a sticker on the back of my helmet that says something like, "Flash if you love motorcycles".

It's stupid, but if it works once it'll be worth it. I wonder if the police would have a problem with it.

Uh, if a hot chic reads that sticker from the back of your helmet, isn't it a little too late by then?


Not driving like a jackass going 15 over the limit, stoplights, etc. So not always. Again, I know it's a dumb idea.
 
2009-12-17 08:58:51 AM  

LewDux: Phil McKraken: Tits ain't shiat. Ass is much better.

Link


Goddammit, now I'm a pedophile.
 
2009-12-17 08:59:28 AM  
Back when I was in college, we did a fundraiser car wash. We called it "The Topless Car Wash," for the PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE *cough* reason that handwashing is better for convertibles and T-top vehicles.

Then, we put girls out by the side of the road, wearing "Topless Car Wash" sandwich boards over shorts and tube tops, so that only their bare shoulders, arms, and legs showed.

To our credit, we only caused two accidents, and nobody got hurt.
 
2009-12-17 09:03:17 AM  

Thisbymaster: Oh_Enough_Already: detfrost1: WHY IS SHE NOT A SEX OFFENDER!

If this had been a man, he would be on the registry already!

Some courts have actually ruled that only an exposed penis constitutes indecent exposure as the vagina is actually an internal organ.

And even where this is not the precedent, she's a woman.

The next time a woman gets the same kind of punishment a man would for committing some sex related offense will be the first.

Calls for "Gender Equality" are propaganda, nothing more.

Gender Equality is just calls for more female rights then males.


Gender equality is just her trying to get paid like a man but working like a woman.
 
2009-12-17 09:13:24 AM  

Oh_Enough_Already: LewDux: Phil McKraken: Tits ain't shiat. Ass is much better.

Link

My goodness, thank you.


This.
 
2009-12-17 09:16:40 AM  

Thisbymaster: Oh_Enough_Already:

Calls for "Gender Equality" are propaganda, nothing more.

Gender Equality is just calls for more female rights then males.


Well, as long as males eventually get more rights, I don't mind if females get more first.
 
2009-12-17 09:18:56 AM  
I submitted this as "NZ teen flashes headlights, causes crash." I still think that's better.

/shakes fist impotently
 
2009-12-17 09:48:59 AM  

Slaxl: No laws, no restrictions, no rules should ever apply, no matter what the consequences amy be, to prohobit teenage girls from exposing themselves in public, and you're wrong gay if you disagree.

/unless she was 5ft tall and 6ft wide.


There. FTFY.
 
2009-12-17 10:29:01 AM  
myrantsandrambles.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-12-17 11:23:19 AM  
Checked out the video. She looks like some of the low-rent hookers around here. Classy lassy.
 
2009-12-17 11:26:07 AM  

DirkTheDaring: "Boobies... boobies."


not sure where thats from but its amazing.
 
2009-12-17 11:28:22 AM  
The Today Show flasher is still my favorite. good stuff.
 
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