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(Denver Post)   A teen who was flashing her breasts at passing cars was found guilty of disorderly behavior after a distracted driver hit her with a car   (denverpost.com) divider line 146
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2009-12-17 11:23:19 AM
Checked out the video. She looks like some of the low-rent hookers around here. Classy lassy.
 
2009-12-17 11:26:07 AM
DirkTheDaring: "Boobies... boobies."

not sure where thats from but its amazing.
 
2009-12-17 11:28:22 AM
The Today Show flasher is still my favorite. good stuff.
 
2009-12-17 11:53:25 AM
I'd hit her.
 
2009-12-17 11:54:40 AM
Damn.. I keep gravitating towards the boobs thread..
 
2009-12-17 12:01:00 PM
rogerklotz: DirkTheDaring: "Boobies... boobies."

not sure where thats from but its amazing.


You should listen to the Steel Panther track 'Big Boobs' .. boobies boobies boobies BIG BOOBS boobies boobies boobies.. is practically a whole verse..

/song is hilarious
//love boobies
///mmmm boobs
 
2009-12-17 12:05:13 PM
I don't know, I think getting hit by the driver she distracted is poetic enough punishment for those shenanigans. Natural consequences are a biatch.
 
2009-12-17 12:07:46 PM
detfrost1: WHY IS SHE NOT A SEX OFFENDER!

If this had been a man, he would be on the registry already!


If she were a man, no one would be thinking twice about it. Men show their moobies all the time.
 
2009-12-17 12:14:43 PM
I'd hit that...but it seems others already have.
 
2009-12-17 12:16:23 PM
What an Australian flasher may look like:

i48.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-17 12:24:17 PM
Was he driving an "angry fist of God" car? That's how I'd hit her.
 
2009-12-17 12:29:19 PM
JPINFV: What? No sexual predator list? If this was a dude airing out his wang, you know that they would have thrown the book at him. Farking double standard.

/prefers boobies over wangs and moobies
//thinks that sexual predator laws are bull shiat.


You sound fatlisted.

/i keed
 
2009-12-17 12:31:02 PM
CtrlAltDestroy: I've thought about putting a sticker on the back of my helmet that says something like, "Flash if you love motorcycles".

It's stupid, but if it works once it'll be worth it. I wonder if the police would have a problem with it.


If it's on the BACK of your helmet, how would you know if it worked?
 
2009-12-17 12:31:46 PM
I remember being flashed when I was in high school, just stepped off the train.. this woman lifted her skirt and started wiggling her hips at me.... even after all these years... the bleach doesn't work.. and I can't unsee the flies that were crawling on what she was showing...

/refuses to acknowledge the shown part
//just remembers the flies
///and the horror
////oh god the horror...
 
2009-12-17 12:38:56 PM
Is this the new BIE thread? I need to know where to lurk.
 
2009-12-17 12:44:45 PM
WaylonSmithersDancers: Is this the new BIE thread? I need to know where to lurk.

Could be, if the ladies are up for flashing!

/mmm BIE
//EIP
///Will be grateful..
 
2009-12-17 12:45:02 PM
WaylonSmithersDancers: Is this the new BIE thread? I need to know where to lurk.

If so, it's off to a slow start. Maybe everyone is too exhausted from the last thread.
 
2009-12-17 12:48:52 PM
Here's my offering of WI(T) for an exchange of BIE. Does that sound desperate?

i217.photobucket.com

Oh, there's "B" in the pic already. Umm, I fail.
 
2009-12-17 12:48:53 PM
KingKauff: WaylonSmithersDancers: Is this the new BIE thread? I need to know where to lurk.

If so, it's off to a slow start. Maybe everyone is too exhausted from the last thread.


LOL ... well only a few specific ladies... the rest avoided that one like the plague LOL
 
2009-12-17 12:52:01 PM
There was only a brave few farkettes in 4850851, and I tip my hat to all of them.
 
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2009-12-17 12:54:13 PM
How you wish flashers looked:
i35.tinypic.com


How they usually look!

static.pyzam.com
 
2009-12-17 01:00:25 PM
KingKauff: WaylonSmithersDancers: Is this the new BIE thread? I need to know where to lurk.

If so, it's off to a slow start. Maybe everyone is too exhausted from the last thread.


Or just hadn't found this one, yet.
 
2009-12-17 01:06:51 PM
What? BIE?

/prays, puts EIP
 
2009-12-17 01:14:00 PM
MBooda: JonnyBGoode: tweek46420: from the register NZ gal's Bulgarian airbags halt traffic Flashes jubs, gets run over

Bulgarian airbags??? Is that a new euphemism?


Is she holding her breath?Why?
 
2009-12-17 01:30:11 PM
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2009-12-17 01:32:22 PM
Absinthus: I remember being flashed when I was in high school, just stepped off the train.. this woman lifted her skirt and started wiggling her hips at me.... even after all these years... the bleach doesn't work.. and I can't unsee the flies that were crawling on what she was showing.

And just to haunt your dreams even more....

img189.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-17 01:35:09 PM
Burn_Atlanta: Absinthus: I remember being flashed when I was in high school, just stepped off the train.. this woman lifted her skirt and started wiggling her hips at me.... even after all these years... the bleach doesn't work.. and I can't unsee the flies that were crawling on what she was showing.

And just to haunt your dreams even more....


Dude... that's nothin... seriously... now picture it without pants or panties... and from the front...

I rest my case...
 
2009-12-17 01:42:53 PM
Burn_Atlanta: Absinthus: I remember being flashed when I was in high school, just stepped off the train.. this woman lifted her skirt and started wiggling her hips at me.... even after all these years... the bleach doesn't work.. and I can't unsee the flies that were crawling on what she was showing.

And just to haunt your dreams even more....


There has never been a gorgor link ever posted that has disgusted me as much as that. I know it's quite benign according to some standards, but there is just something inherently, disgustingly WRONG with flies on a human ass.
 
2009-12-17 01:54:49 PM
buddyrtr: KingKauff: WaylonSmithersDancers: Is this the new BIE thread? I need to know where to lurk.

If so, it's off to a slow start. Maybe everyone is too exhausted from the last thread.

Or just hadn't found this one, yet.


Some of us prefer NOT to juggle the bewbies, but to pay special attention to only one set at a time. Taking care to caress every little detail... ahem * Thus the distraction from this thread for awhile.

/Being on hold with Dell tech support sucks. Unless your tech is sending pictures...
 
2009-12-17 02:13:21 PM
kcfarker: Some of us prefer NOT to juggle the bewbies, but to pay special attention to only one set at a time. Taking care to caress every little detail... ahem * Thus the distraction from this thread for awhile.

/Being on hold with Dell tech support sucks. Unless your tech is sending pictures...


Good Job!
 
2009-12-17 03:22:40 PM
metatronlord: I've often went out of my way to hit teenage girls. so what is the issue here?

What a hittable teenage girl reportedly once looked like in the near past.


Jeez, pictures like that make me feel dirty.
 
2009-12-17 03:40:40 PM
i221.photobucket.com

For the Holiday season
 
2009-12-17 03:59:55 PM
DirkTheDaring

That boobies..boobies gif..is so awesome
 
2009-12-17 04:32:29 PM
Driver was most likely subject to object fixation, which is your vehicle goes where you are looking, not where you want it to go. It happens with cars, snowmobiles, hang gliders, bicycles, etc. My hang gliding instructor was coaching me in landings and asked, "where do you want to land." I replied, "near the white house." He asked "then why are you looking at the tree?" Same things happens on a mountain bike, if you want to avoid the tree, follow the trail and don't look at the tree.


/have been to Invercargill a number of times, familiar with all streets it could have been.
//not the worst place in the world, mostly a gateway to Stewart Island to the south
 
2009-12-17 04:44:37 PM
dethmagnetic: Was she hot?

this. need picture evidence
 
2009-12-17 04:51:56 PM
Phil McKraken: Tits ain't shiat. Ass is much better.

And it contains shiat.

Life is one big circle.

\Jerk.
 
2009-12-17 05:17:49 PM
WhoGAS: Burn_Atlanta: Absinthus: I remember being flashed when I was in high school, just stepped off the train.. this woman lifted her skirt and started wiggling her hips at me.... even after all these years... the bleach doesn't work.. and I can't unsee the flies that were crawling on what she was showing.

And just to haunt your dreams even more....

There has never been a gorgor link ever posted that has disgusted me as much as that. I know it's quite benign according to some standards, but there is just something inherently, disgustingly WRONG with flies on a human ass.


At least they're staying off her watermelon.

\old joke
 
2009-12-17 05:50:14 PM
Megain
Megain 2009-12-17 01:06:25 AM

tweek46420: here is a picture of the flasher (supposedly)

that's her. here's a link with a video


the link doesn't work.
i guess i don't have some upgraded flash or something
 
2009-12-17 07:38:13 PM
ninjakirby: Slaxl: No laws, no restrictions, no rules should ever apply, no matter what the consequences amy be, to prohobit teenage girls from exposing themselves in public of their own volition, and you're wrong if you disagree.

Just wanted an airtight case before throwing in my endorsement.


Fag.
 
2009-12-17 08:59:38 PM
Third_Uncle_Eno: Megain
Megain 2009-12-17 01:06:25 AM

tweek46420: here is a picture of the flasher (supposedly)

that's her. here's a link with a video

the link doesn't work.
i guess i don't have some upgraded flash or something


must be flash or something. i just checked and it's working fine for me. sorry about that
 
2009-12-17 09:23:41 PM
Unsung_Hero: Also, if there is a God, he's a cruel bastard for making a good number of girls as young as 15 so incredibly hot, with the percentage dropping rapidly with age.

Why can't (more) women look like that in their 20s and 30s?

/went to a highschool reunion once. Wow. One woman better looking, a few still hot, the vast majority much, much worse.


That'll happen when it's your 50th year reunion.
 
2009-12-17 10:39:29 PM
She was askin for it
 
2009-12-18 09:54:07 AM
Unsung_Hero: Also, if there is a God, he's a cruel bastard for making a good number of girls as young as 15 so incredibly hot, with the percentage dropping rapidly with age.

Why can't (more) women look like that in their 20s and 30s?

/went to a highschool reunion once. Wow. One woman better looking, a few still hot, the vast majority much, much worse.


Wouldn't it have been simpler for him just to have made you more attracted to grown women?
 
2009-12-18 11:47:59 AM
ttintagel: Unsung_Hero: Also, if there is a God, he's a cruel bastard for making a good number of girls as young as 15 so incredibly hot, with the percentage dropping rapidly with age.

Why can't (more) women look like that in their 20s and 30s?

/went to a highschool reunion once. Wow. One woman better looking, a few still hot, the vast majority much, much worse.

Wouldn't it have been simpler for him just to have made you more attracted to grown women?


Biologically speaking, any girl who's fertile is grown and being attracted to them is perfectly normal. I do actually prefer to see some breast and hip - again perfectly normal since the additional body fat is a sign of health... but there are plenty of under-18s these days who seem to have that.

The reason I don't chase after girls is that they're painfully immature (and also because I'm married so my wife would have an issue with it).
 
2009-12-18 04:30:23 PM
I am always looking for BIE.
This is why I created a Fark account and put EIP.
 
2009-12-18 05:18:06 PM
nofearnohope: I am always looking for BIE.
This is why I created a Fark account and put EIP.


Yeah. I have yet to receive BIE. :(
 
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