FARK.com: (4860688) A teen who was flashing her breasts at passing cars was found guilty of disorderly behavior after a distracted driver hit her with a car

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		A teen who was flashing her breasts at passing cars was found guilty of disorderly behavior after a distracted driver hit her with a car (denverpost.com)		144
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cowgirl toffee

2009-12-16 08:27:00 PM

Slaxl

2009-12-16 08:33:55 PM

No laws, no restrictions, no rules should ever apply, no matter what the consequences amy be, to prohobit teenage girls from exposing themselves in public, and you're wrong if you disagree.

/unless she was 5ft tall and 6ft wide.

ninjakirby

2009-12-16 09:08:31 PM

Slaxl: No laws, no restrictions, no rules should ever apply, no matter what the consequences amy be, to prohobit teenage girls from exposing themselves in public of their own volition, and you're wrong if you disagree.

Just wanted an airtight case before throwing in my endorsement.

Sgt Otter

2009-12-16 09:57:22 PM

"Instant Karma is gonna get you."

ZAZ

2009-12-16 09:57:51 PM

Fark "Media Friends" Opie and Anthony took some heat from the Massachusetts state police when their "whip-em-out Wednesday" campaign messed with traffic.

dethmagnetic

2009-12-16 10:06:55 PM

Was she hot?

RminusQ

2009-12-16 10:26:09 PM

ninjakirby: Slaxl: No laws, no restrictions, no rules should ever apply, no matter what the consequences amy be, to prohobit teenage girls from exposing themselves in public of their own volition, and you're wrong if you disagree.

Just wanted an airtight case before throwing in my endorsement.

If you want an airtight case, you may want to include an age restriction.

/has anyone ever used the "fark tags" below a headline? "Mountain Standard Time"?

Slaxl

2009-12-16 10:28:12 PM

RminusQ: ninjakirby: Slaxl: No laws, no restrictions, no rules should ever apply, no matter what the consequences amy be, to prohobit teenage girls from exposing themselves in public of their own volition, and you're wrong if you disagree.

Just wanted an airtight case before throwing in my endorsement.

If you want an airtight case, you may want to include an age restriction.

Good point.

Ok, no one younger than 13, and no one older than 16.

AlwaysRightBoy

2009-12-16 10:36:38 PM

BIG ONES! WET ONES! BIG WET ONES!

Link (new window)
Oooh! I'm dancing! I'm dancing!

madmann

2009-12-16 11:49:19 PM

Without pictures, this thread is.... what's the word?....

Calmamity

2009-12-17 12:30:53 AM

Aardvark?

Urda

2009-12-17 12:54:13 AM

madmann: Without pictures, this thread is.... what's the word?....

Worhtless, cmon fark I came for the story and plan on staying for the blue footed "boobies"

calbert

2009-12-17 12:54:27 AM

Boobiesed

minimike

2009-12-17 12:55:08 AM

Without pictures, this thread is.... what's the word?....

Kevin Rudd

misanthropologist

2009-12-17 12:55:26 AM

Urda: madmann: Without pictures, this thread is.... what's the word?....

Worhtless, cmon fark I came for the story and plan on staying for the blue footed "boobies"

No pics yet and you're already typing with one hand?

Urda

2009-12-17 12:56:54 AM

misanthropologist: Urda: madmann: Without pictures, this thread is.... what's the word?....

Worhtless, cmon fark I came for the story and plan on staying for the blue footed "boobies"

No pics yet and you're already typing with one hand?

Oh damn you got me! I had a good laugh there.

/Srsly

Phil McKraken

2009-12-17 01:00:15 AM

Tits ain't shiat. Ass is much better.

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2009-12-17 01:00:49 AM

18?

yarnothuntin

2009-12-17 01:01:09 AM

Are the breasts ok?

Sgeo

2009-12-17 01:01:22 AM

Sgeo

2009-12-17 01:01:57 AM

And working around the censor with ! fails, obviously

tweek46420

2009-12-17 01:02:50 AM

why the hell is a denver paper reporting on a story that was in New Zealand?

tried to find a picture and found this gem of a headline

from the register NZ gal's Bulgarian airbags halt traffic Flashes jubs, gets run over

here is a picture of the flasher (supposedly)

www.tabloidprodigy.com

furrykat

2009-12-17 01:02:59 AM

I was about to submit the same article with a much funnier headline.

you snooze, you lose.

Also, how about some man boobies? Ya know, the kind that are really tight and tan and fun to squeeze

thisispete

2009-12-17 01:04:56 AM

She's got a (dead) profile on bebo.com, I'm not going to link it directly. She's had a baby, has a shiatty taste in music and one profile shot is captioned "white power".

I think I'll pass.

theBigBigEye

2009-12-17 01:05:14 AM

Megain

2009-12-17 01:06:25 AM

tweek46420: here is a picture of the flasher (supposedly)

that's her. here's a link with a video

JPINFV

2009-12-17 01:06:45 AM

What? No sexual predator list? If this was a dude airing out his wang, you know that they would have thrown the book at him. Farking double standard.

/prefers boobies over wangs and moobies
//thinks that sexual predator laws are bull shiat.

CtrlAltDestroy

2009-12-17 01:07:19 AM

I've thought about putting a sticker on the back of my helmet that says something like, "Flash if you love motorcycles".

It's stupid, but if it works once it'll be worth it. I wonder if the police would have a problem with it.

misanthropologist

2009-12-17 01:07:36 AM

Sgeo: misanthropologist: Urda: madmann: Without pictures, this thread is.... what's the word?....

Worhtless, cmon fark I came for the story and plan on staying for the blue footed "boobies"

No pics yet and you're already typing with one hand?

Someone didn't see the Boobies... erm, Boobies

Saw it, but didn't count it. It requires too much imagining. I'm lazy and prefer full-frontal.

/neither this nor my previous post are bookmarks, btw

TopoGigo

2009-12-17 01:08:26 AM

Look, I don't care how wrong she was. I don't even care if she accidentally set off a nuclear bomb while doing it. We must never, ever, ever, ever punish teenage girls for flashing boobies. Think of the precedent.

vinn01

2009-12-17 01:08:28 AM

I hereby request a new tag for stories with girls like this one: the "goddess" tag.

/ worshiped by 50% of the population
// honored and loved as a deity
/// possessor of the sacred objects

misanthropologist

2009-12-17 01:09:29 AM

thisispete: She's got a (dead) profile on bebo.com, I'm not going to link it directly. She's had a baby, has a shiatty taste in music and one profile shot is captioned "white power".

I think I'll pass.

Sounds classy. Would be a shame if the All Blacks happened to find her, do a haka, and then trample her in a scrum...

friedlinx

2009-12-17 01:15:43 AM

TopoGigo: Look, I don't care how wrong she was. I don't even care if she accidentally set off a nuclear bomb while doing it. We must never, ever, ever, ever punish teenage girls for flashing boobies. Think of the precedent.

Think of the slippery slope

wasabi in my pants

2009-12-17 01:16:12 AM

I'd hit that.

tweek46420

2009-12-17 01:19:43 AM

wasabi in my pants: I'd hit that.

someone already did dude

MrGronk

2009-12-17 01:20:26 AM

18's kind of old for an Invercargill mother.
Think West Virginia, with an insufferable superiority complex from being (pseudo-)Scottish tacked on

GhostWing

2009-12-17 01:20:27 AM

Did anyone read the caption on the news pic tweek46420 posted?

"Reformed flasher"? Holy hell, what's going on here? Do they have denominations now?

Reformed? Orthodox?

Church of Latter Day Flashers?

Jeboobies Witness?

Veritas

2009-12-17 01:20:28 AM

minimike: Without pictures, this thread is.... what's the word?....

Kevin Rudd

There's our winner.

wasabi in my pants

2009-12-17 01:22:43 AM

tweek46420: wasabi in my pants: I'd hit that.

someone already did dude

Joke complete.

nitro316

2009-12-17 01:23:13 AM

wasabi in my pants: I'd hit that.

with a shovel.

mjjt

2009-12-17 01:28:50 AM

Sounds classy. Would be a shame if the All Blacks happened to find her, do a haka, and then trample her in a scrum...

AB's only screw the scrum

/well known fact

Gyrfalcon

2009-12-17 01:33:01 AM

dethmagnetic: Was she hot?

Either incredibly hot or incredibly not.

I_Fly_Planes

2009-12-17 01:34:04 AM

I would totally love to be distracted...thankfully not even driving a car.

/EIP
//Why yes, I am juvenile and love boobies

2and4

2009-12-17 01:34:39 AM

furrykat: I was about to submit the same article with a much funnier headline.

you snooze, you lose.

Also, how about some man boobies? Ya know, the kind that are really tight and tan and fun to squeeze

Account created yesterday and already submitting funnier headlines?

/Fail

Veritas

2009-12-17 01:37:30 AM

sprd

2009-12-17 01:41:27 AM

where is gorgor? :(

andynz81

2009-12-17 01:44:15 AM

thisispete: She's got a (dead) profile on bebo.com, I'm not going to link it directly. She's had a baby, has a shiatty taste in music and one profile shot is captioned "white power".

I think I'll pass.

Sounds classy. She is from Invercargill though, great expectations down that way will only lead to disappointment.

tweek46420

2009-12-17 01:45:00 AM

sprd: where is gorgor? :(

you go to hell

you go to hell and you die

my brain still has not recovered from the last thing i saw from him

/never forget
//never ever look again

CruiserTwelve

2009-12-17 01:46:54 AM

2and4: furrykat: I was about to submit the same article with a much funnier headline.

you snooze, you lose.

Also, how about some man boobies? Ya know, the kind that are really tight and tan and fun to squeeze

Account created yesterday and already submitting funnier headlines?

/Fail

*checks furrykat's profile, sees pic*

Don't listen to him. Welcome to Fark! I bet your headline was lots funnier!

tweek46420

2009-12-17 01:53:10 AM

CruiserTwelve: 2and4: furrykat: I was about to submit the same article with a much funnier headline.

you snooze, you lose.

Also, how about some man boobies? Ya know, the kind that are really tight and tan and fun to squeeze

Account created yesterday and already submitting funnier headlines?

/Fail

*checks furrykat's profile, sees pic*

Don't listen to him. Welcome to Fark! I bet your headline was lots funnier!