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2009-12-16 07:08:37 PM
But the city's Catholic diocese is not impressed, saying the implication that Mary and Joseph had just had sex was "disrespectful" and "offensive" to Christians.

Nonsense. There are refences in the bible to Jesus having brothers and sisters.

And nowhere in the bible does it imply that Mary died a virgin.

This is offensive to catholics, who for some reason decided hundreds of years ago that Joseph never once tried to play hide the sausage with Mary. Despite the savior having had siblings.
 
2009-12-16 07:13:52 PM
But the city's Catholic diocese is not impressed, saying the implication that Mary and Joseph had just had sex was "disrespectful" and "offensive" to Christians.


The diocese is just upset they can never have those problems.
 
2009-12-16 07:19:24 PM
FTFBillboard:

"Poor Joseph. God was a hard act to follow".

I imagine so.
 
2009-12-16 07:23:29 PM
"Our Christian heretical tradition of 2000 years is that Mary remains a virgin and that Jesus is the son of God, not Joseph," she said.

FTFY. Jesus would be appalled by many things in our modern world, Paulist dogma not least among them.
 
2009-12-16 07:31:15 PM
Actually, doing some research, their tradition that mary remains a virgin is a tradition of about 155 years.

Part of my problem with catholicism is this concept that in order for a woman to be revered she must be asexual. What the heck is up with that?

The other is, well, I don't buy Paul's conversion.
 
2009-12-16 07:33:01 PM
(Just because I'm an atheist doesn't mean i can't call a con a con. The bible is an interesting collection of stories told by people who likely believed it to be true, which doesn't make it true. I merely hold the belief that Paul was among the insincere.)
 
2009-12-16 08:57:58 PM
That's awful. Tasteless. Disrespectful.

Why is there no picture?
 
2009-12-16 09:02:05 PM
Chariset: Why is there no picture?

this is the awful, tasteless and disrespectful part of the story.
 
2009-12-16 09:08:16 PM
images.freethinker.co.uk

from here
 
2009-12-16 09:09:49 PM
For the sake of context, Catholics object to this because they believe Mary is perpetually a virgin -- when Jesus emerged from her body he "spared her virginity" and she never had sex with Joseph. References to his brothers and sisters actually mean his cousins or Joseph's children from a former marriage.

The rest of the Christian world objects because it implies Mary had physical intercourse with God, when Scripture says only that she conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit. I think certain strains of Mormonism believe God came to her in human form, but most Christian traditions say she was a virgin when she gave birth to Christ and had an ordinary sexual life with Joseph thereafter.

/theologian
 
2009-12-16 09:32:58 PM
Chariset: For the sake of context, Catholics object to this because they believe Mary is perpetually a virgin -- when Jesus emerged from her body he "spared her virginity" and she never had sex with Joseph. References to his brothers and sisters actually mean his cousins or Joseph's children from a former marriage.

The rest of the Christian world objects because it implies Mary had physical intercourse with God, when Scripture says only that she conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit. I think certain strains of Mormonism believe God came to her in human form, but most Christian traditions say she was a virgin when she gave birth to Christ and had an ordinary sexual life with Joseph thereafter.


To summarize: They are upset because they refuse to understand biology.
 
2009-12-16 10:29:12 PM
Chariset: For the sake of context, Catholics object to this because they believe Mary is perpetually a virgin -- when Jesus emerged from her body he "spared her virginity" and she never had sex with Joseph. References to his brothers and sisters actually mean his cousins or Joseph's children from a former marriage.

The rest of the Christian world objects because it implies Mary had physical intercourse with God, when Scripture says only that she conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit. I think certain strains of Mormonism believe God came to her in human form, but most Christian traditions say she was a virgin when she gave birth to Christ and had an ordinary sexual life with Joseph thereafter.

/theologian


I don't know of any mormons that believe that Mary was physically boned by the almighty but mormons do believe explicitly in the concept of sexual creation - that being that all creation requires both a man and a woman, be it spiritual of physical union.

Which does mean that mormons believe there is a holy mother, though there's this whole sketchy explanation of why she's not specifically referred to anywhere. The mormon leadership has at times suggested that people are welcome to pray to Elohim if they insist on including their holy mother in their prayers. Feminists have been kicked out of the mormon church for arguing otherwise.

This all raises the question - was the birth of Jesus evidence of celestial adultery, or was Mary more of a surrogate mother?

But anyway, back to the subject at hand - the words used for "brothers" and "sisters" in the ancient greek bible can be taken to mean cousins or even companions but the way that they're used and the context strongly suggests that they mean siblings. Moreover, there is an ancient greek word for cousin, which never appears in the bible. The cousin argument is fairly weak.

The 'children from another marriage' theory doesn't hold much water either. You're asking us to believe that Joseph had at least six children with another woman and was widowed before he married Mary - which would have to mean that he was substantially older than Mary. But there is no mention of any of this in the bible.

Moreover, there's no mention of Joseph's six children from a previous marriage in the story of their trip to Bethlehem, or their trip to Egypt, or their trip back to Nazereth.

There's nothing in the bible to suggest anything other than that Jesus had half-brothers named James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas, and at least two half-sisters who weren't named in the bible, all of which were the children of Joseph and Mary.

The idea that Mary cannot be both a sexual being who engaged in the physical act of love AND a revered saint is repugnant. It's like calling your mother a dirty whore for having conceived you.
 
2009-12-16 10:34:30 PM
Jesus was a extraterrestrial.
 
2009-12-16 10:37:39 PM
Asa Phelps: But anyway, back to the subject at hand - the words used for "brothers" and "sisters" in the ancient greek bible can be taken to mean cousins or even companions but the way that they're used and the context strongly suggests that they mean siblings.

Also, the sheer number of instances of usage points strongly to references to siblings, and not just vague relations.

Asa Phelps: The idea that Mary cannot be both a sexual being who engaged in the physical act of love AND a revered saint is repugnant.

That's religion: we believe inherently contradictory things, because it's what we've been told.
 
2009-12-16 10:40:42 PM
spamdog: Jesus was a extraterrestrial.

Jesus was a terrorist.

/Not obscure.
 
2009-12-16 10:43:59 PM
Chariset: The rest of the Christian world objects because it implies Mary had physical intercourse with God, when Scripture says only that she conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit. I think certain strains of Mormonism believe God came to her in human form, but most Christian traditions say she was a virgin when she gave birth to Christ and had an ordinary sexual life with Joseph thereafter.

Obviously, not all the Christian world objects because this campaign was put on by a Christian church. Why Catholics in particular should object is not clear--as you say, many Protestants don't see her as asexual at all, and there is no sense its aimed at Catholics in general. Its provocative, and riffs on one of common secular complaints about Christianity--that it fails to address the erotic in general and certainly with regard to Jesus's conception. People often mistake the Mormon doctrine of God the Father at one time having a body of a man for the idea that as a body he must have engaged in sexual intercourse with Mary. That's not the case, not in the least because Mormons, as many others do--see Jesus as existent long before his human birth, although not eternally existent. Hierogamies are prevalent in most world religions, and in the Song of Solomon as well.
 
2009-12-17 12:40:40 AM
I find this incredibly insulting. Look at how Mary and Joseph are shown with their bare shoulders, suggesting further nudity below. Not only is that impossible as they were never naked, but showing any hint of the body God created is offensive to Him; it should be covered up at all times.

And don't get me started on the suggestion that a married couple might have had intercourse. There is no sheet between them and therefore the only type they could have had is scandalous, sweaty, lusty intercourse, of the type in which only whores engage.
 
2009-12-17 02:46:18 AM
Joseph married her then they never had sex?
I never knew Jesus was such a massive cock-blocker.
 
2009-12-17 02:52:35 AM
Oh crap sammich. Now the world's gonna' be flat again.
 
2009-12-17 02:53:07 AM
how is babby formed? how girl get pragnent?
 
2009-12-17 02:53:58 AM
For me the second coming is usually better than the first.
 
2009-12-17 02:54:02 AM
Malicious Bastard: Joseph married her then they never had sex?
I never knew Jesus was such a massive cock-blocker.


God musta really wrecked that chick.
 
2009-12-17 02:56:08 AM
mantabulous: how is babby formed? how girl get pragnent?

They need to do way instain virgin>
 
2009-12-17 02:56:25 AM
Jesus already came and left. Everyone on Earth has been left behind.
 
2009-12-17 02:57:50 AM
i625.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-17 02:58:27 AM
can we photoshop contest this pic??
 
2009-12-17 03:01:26 AM
Mary gave birth to a butt baby.
 
2009-12-17 03:01:33 AM
Kakashi420: can we photoshop contest this pic??

needs moar pixels
 
2009-12-17 03:05:14 AM
I didn't know that bit about Catholics believing that Mary never farked Joseph, and that his "brothers and sisters" were actually his cousins. Still, that's pretty much par for the course with Catholics. Sex in any form is demonized. Can't be holy without being celibate, can you? I long for the day when this kind of mental disease finally goes away.
 
2009-12-17 03:13:25 AM
Subby fails for linking to version of the article with no photo.

/props to others who posted it.
 
2009-12-17 03:13:35 AM
Sign was defaced within 5 hours of going up!

i49.tinypic.com

LINK:

www.stuff.co.nz/national/3168791/Churchs-bedroom-billboard-defaced-after-5-hour s /
 
2009-12-17 03:13:40 AM
Seriously a lite-er got this in first?
 
2009-12-17 03:13:43 AM
So, I've never really been clear on this: What do Catholics think about Mary Magdalene? Good? Bad? I mean, she was a slut, and that's bad, but she hung out with Jesus, so... she was good?
 
2009-12-17 03:13:53 AM
It is crazy to think the married Mary had never gotten the old salty gravy from Joseph? Virgin? Really? Why hasn't Joseph been sainted?
 
2009-12-17 03:14:18 AM
Technomage: Sign was defaced within 5 hours of going up!



LINK:

www.stuff.co.nz/national/3168791/Churchs-bedroom-billboard-defaced-after-5-hour s /


Wow, what whiny douchebags.
 
2009-12-17 03:14:57 AM
Chinchillazilla: So, I've never really been clear on this: What do Catholics think about Mary Magdalene? Good? Bad? I mean, she was a slut, and that's bad, but she hung out with Jesus, so... she was good?

Exists only as an object lesson of the awesomeness of Jesus.
 
2009-12-17 03:17:10 AM
cmunic8r99: from here

thanks for the link. from your link:
But Family First National Director Bob McCoskrie describes the church's plan as irresponsible.

The church can have its debate on the virgin birth and its spiritual significance inside the church building, but to confront children and families with the concept as a street billboard is completely irresponsible and unnecessary.

The church has failed to recognise that public billboards are exposed to all of the public including children and families who may be offended by the material.
some people might be offended by anything/everything about religion. by his logic, it should all be kept out of the public's eye
 
2009-12-17 03:19:10 AM
Fell In Love With a Chair: God musta really wrecked that chick.

By any standards, no sex = no marriage... which makes Mary an unwed mother?
 
2009-12-17 03:20:50 AM
Video of sign being defaced:

http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/controversial-billboard-defaced-3313207/video
 
2009-12-17 03:20:57 AM
Malicious Bastard: Fell In Love With a Chair: God musta really wrecked that chick.

By any standards, no sex = no marriage... which makes Mary an unwed mother?


True. Married=your first sexual partner even if it is rape.
 
2009-12-17 03:23:19 AM
Technomage: Video of sign being defaced:

http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/controversial-billboard-defaced-3313207/video


Whiney biatches are whiney.
 
2009-12-17 03:23:22 AM
ecx.images-amazon.com
An interesting book about the Mary's.
 
2009-12-17 03:23:42 AM
Judging by the paint color, I think we know who the cover-up artist was.
 
2009-12-17 03:29:00 AM
Technomage: Video of sign being defaced:

http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/controversial-billboard-defaced-3313207/video


lulz
 
2009-12-17 03:33:10 AM
The Stone Roses eponymous debut WAS a superior album.
 
2009-12-17 03:34:36 AM
Unimpressed
www.uniurb.it
 
2009-12-17 03:40:45 AM
crouchingturbo: Judging by the paint color, I think we know who the cover-up artist was.

He never used a brush! And anyway, he's clean

/ Go PT
 
2009-12-17 03:49:21 AM
Asa Phelps: But the city's Catholic diocese is not impressed, saying the implication that Mary and Joseph had just had sex was "disrespectful" and "offensive" to Christians.

Nonsense. There are refences in the bible to Jesus having brothers and sisters.

And nowhere in the bible does it imply that Mary died a virgin.

This is offensive to catholics, who for some reason decided hundreds of years ago that Joseph never once tried to play hide the sausage with Mary. Despite the savior having had siblings.


I had never heard of people believing Mary remained a virgin, but I am by no means an authority on the subject.

What I got from your quote in the article was that it was offensive depicting Mary and Joseph in bed after unsatisfying sex. I could see that being offensive. I could also see the church responsible knowing full well that Catholics would be offended and that being one of the reasons why they chose to go with it.

I know a good many Protestants and they are all turned off by the Catholic veneration of Mary. So much so, that they play down her part in Jesus' life.

A good way to cheese off Protestants is to ask them about the "Immaculate Conception". They almost always get it wrong, and then they think it's stupid once they find out who it really refers to.
 
2009-12-17 03:50:39 AM
commodore-64-games.com
 
2009-12-17 03:53:58 AM
mrbumpy

wrong thread you dickless piece of shiat
 
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