Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Dallas News)   Student's bold strokes in a high school art class lands him a jail sentence, sex offender title   (crimeblog.dallasnews.com) divider line 167
    More: Amusing, jail sentence, sex offenders, science education, classmates, indecency, Baron Davis, bits, Accenture  
•       •       •

33371 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Dec 2009 at 10:08 PM (5 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



167 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all
 
2009-12-16 03:33:48 PM  
Dumb ass gets what he deserves.
 
2009-12-16 03:38:21 PM  
Performance art?
 
2009-12-16 03:43:33 PM  
schattenteufel: Performance art?

Damn you!
 
Pud
2009-12-16 03:47:35 PM  
FTA - The teacher was unable to stop the student from his continued masturbation and ran out of the classroom to get help from school police.

chicagoist.com

There are better ways to put an end to that type of thing before running from the room for the police.
 
2009-12-16 03:47:55 PM  
props for this kid maintaining an erection in a crowded classroom....i can't even pee with someone standing next to me.
 
2009-12-16 03:51:21 PM  
Look at the comments section...those idiots are defending the little freak.
 
2009-12-16 03:56:12 PM  
Tresser: props for this kid maintaining an erection in a crowded classroom....i can't even pee with someone standing next to me.

Did you post this over there too?

I lol'd.
 
2009-12-16 04:00:01 PM  
jehovahs witness protection: Look at the comments section...those idiots are defending the little freak.

to be fair a 17 year old who cannot vote remember and has no rights will now be a registered sexual predator and a felon for felony indecency with a child with those children being his classmates

/not defending
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2009-12-16 04:01:02 PM  
The teacher was unable to stop the student from his continued masturbation

The quicker he finishes, the quicker he finishes. Get on your knees, teacher, and do your duty.
 
2009-12-16 04:02:58 PM  
ZAZ:

Get on your knees, teacher, and do your duty.


no! then she would have to register as a sex offender and we would have another flame war... end the cycle!

/now the rest of the class on the other hand
//pun not intended
 
2009-12-16 04:04:34 PM  
aegisalpha: Did you post this over there too?

aye, i did.
 
2009-12-16 04:05:57 PM  
Tresser: aegisalpha: Did you post this over there too?

aye, i did.


aye
 
2009-12-16 04:33:47 PM  
FTA: 'The student began to moan and said "aye mami"...'

Popeye is a 17 year old kid?
 
2009-12-16 04:59:26 PM  
The teacher immediately went to the police to put an end to this. Do they have some sort of special anti-fapping training? How did they stop this lone whacker? I would have shot him with one of those beanbag shotguns if I were a cop but TFA doesn't say how this senseless fapping ended. I hate shoddy journalism like this.

/aye mami
 
2009-12-16 05:32:10 PM  
Don't most teachers have a bottled water or two tucked away behind their desk? She could have just dumped it on his crotch area.

Damn...now I'm getting turned on.
 
2009-12-16 05:35:30 PM  
Doctor Funkenstein:

/aye mami


Aye caramba, aye mami is right. I didn't expect that kind of article from this headline. Kudos subby!
 
2009-12-16 05:36:16 PM  
Weaps: I didn't expect that kind of article from this headline.

Really? What DID you expect?
 
2009-12-16 05:42:56 PM  
clearly, this kid has issues and needs help. Will those issues be addressed and will he get that help from the criminal justice system? No, he will not.
 
2009-12-16 05:47:07 PM  
aye mami
 
2009-12-16 05:48:24 PM  
jaylectricity: Weaps: I didn't expect that kind of article from this headline.

Really? What DID you expect?


Strokes=painting. I expected children to be involved but more like, he painted an obscene picture that was done so well, that if shown to children caused him to get arrested for exposing it to children and thus it's asinine because it's a painting not a photo or some dumb thing like that.

This article delivered though. Both in ha-ha and daayum.
 
2009-12-16 05:56:34 PM  
Tresser: props for this kid maintaining an erection in a crowded classroom....i can't even pee with someone standing next to me.

When you're 17 it's more work to not have one.
 
2009-12-16 06:04:07 PM  
Weaps: Strokes=painting. I expected children to be involved but more like, he painted an obscene picture that was done so well, that if shown to children caused him to get arrested for exposing it to children and thus it's asinine because it's a painting not a photo or some dumb thing like that.

OK, well that was my first thought until I got to "jail sentence" "sex offender title' which is when I realized that there was going to be a plot twist.
 
2009-12-16 07:08:51 PM  
His parents must be so proud.
"How is your young Martin doing in school?"
"It's hard for him but he's pretty upbeat about it."
 
2009-12-16 07:09:07 PM  
Weaps: Strokes=painting.

This is also fark where strokes ≠ painting.
 
2009-12-16 07:33:50 PM  
Doctor Funkenstein: The teacher immediately went to the police to put an end to this. Do they have some sort of special anti-fapping training? How did they stop this lone whacker? I would have shot him with one of those beanbag shotguns if I were a cop but TFA doesn't say how this senseless fapping ended. I hate shoddy journalism like this.

Just assume that if it wasn't mentioned that he was shot then he probably finished of his own accord. You want a picture?
 
2009-12-16 07:53:23 PM  
monkeyman3875: This is also fark where strokes ≠ painting.

Well, to be fair he could have been going for a Jackson Pollock sort of piece, only in white.

/self mixed, if you get what I'm aiming at
 
2009-12-16 08:49:57 PM  
Doctor Funkenstein: Do they have some sort of special anti-fapping training? How did they stop this lone whacker?

I hope the officer didn't put a choke hold on him. That would only make things worse.


/Worse...or better?
 
2009-12-16 09:58:31 PM  
Different strokes for different folks.
 
2009-12-16 10:10:24 PM  
This is about what I'd expect at W.T. Snacks High.
 
2009-12-16 10:11:22 PM  
jehovahs witness protection: Look at the comments section...those idiots are defending the little freak.

My first guess is he's mentally ill.
 
2009-12-16 10:13:12 PM  
Big deal. We used to have an autistic kid in our art class who would randomly start fondling himself all the time, but nobody ever said anything to him about it.
 
2009-12-16 10:13:47 PM  
AAANNDD THIS IS WHERE I WAKE UP...

I SAID THIS IS WHERE I WAKE UP...

/Oh Damn I farked Up.
 
2009-12-16 10:14:18 PM  

"Penis goes where?"


pamajama.files.wordpress.com

 
2009-12-16 10:14:49 PM  
A kid was jerking himself through his pants in my AP English Lit. class. We just let him do his thing and made jokes about him later. Also, a basketball player at my high school had a habit of rubbing them out in the library. One day a librarian approached him and asked, "What's that in your hand, *****?" It was ejaculate.

Cool stories?
 
2009-12-16 10:15:01 PM  
And TFA never even said if he finished or not...
 
2009-12-16 10:15:47 PM  
Your Faith is Creepy: clearly, this kid has issues and needs help. Will those issues be addressed and will he get that help from the criminal justice system? No, he will not.

I agree, the kid needs help. Not only won't the justice system help but publishing his name and photo isn't going to help either.
 
2009-12-16 10:15:51 PM  
Aye mami. But you know, if the kid is going to release body fluids in class it could have been worse.
 
2009-12-16 10:15:52 PM  
While he could be mentally ill, he could also be some 17 year old little thug, who thinks he is untouchable because he is a minor, and about to turn 18.

It is a common misconception at that age.
 
2009-12-16 10:16:00 PM  
Teacher in question. I am guessing.


http://www.dallasisd.org/schools/hs/wtwhite/facfa.htm


www.dallasisd.org
 
2009-12-16 10:16:17 PM  
The judge will have the bailiff whack his pee pee.
 
2009-12-16 10:16:18 PM  
i566.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-16 10:17:38 PM  
"aye mami"?

Eewww, that's just creepy.
 
2009-12-16 10:18:42 PM  
crab66: Teacher in question. I am guessing.
http://www.dallasisd.org/schools/hs/wtwhite/facfa.htm


Oh, cool. She was great in 'Ghost World'.
l.yimg.com
 
2009-12-16 10:18:51 PM  
wasn't there a threat in the Charlize Theron thread today that somebody was going to whip it out in art class and go to town?
 
2009-12-16 10:19:13 PM  
I used to aye mami about 12 times a day when I was 17.
 
2009-12-16 10:20:06 PM  
McLovin?
 
2009-12-16 10:21:48 PM  
Mental illness frequently compels one want to jerk off in front of people.

It's science.
 
2009-12-16 10:22:23 PM  
i566.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-16 10:24:49 PM  
Reverend Otis: Mental illness frequently compels one want to jerk off in front of people.

It's science.


Just so you know, not all Mexicans are mentally ill.
 
2009-12-16 10:25:12 PM  
Panty Sniffer: A kid was jerking himself through his pants in my AP English Lit. class. We just let him do his thing and made jokes about him later. Also, a basketball player at my high school had a habit of rubbing them out in the library. One day a librarian approached him and asked, "What's that in your hand, *****?" It was ejaculate.

Cool stories?


for some reason this is what I thought about when I read this

cool story bro (new window)
 
Displayed 50 of 167 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report