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(The Citizen)   Today's Fark-ready headline: "Plot thickens over Russian pantyhose probe"   (thelocal.se) divider line 35
    More: Weird, Russians, Russian pantyhose, Swedish language, stockings, the local, Belarus, smear, Stockholm  
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2009-12-16 03:16:16 PM  
Son, you got a panty on your head
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2009-12-16 03:16:50 PM  
Remember- no blushing.
 
2009-12-16 03:17:56 PM  
www.thelocal.se
I am horny.
 
2009-12-16 03:18:19 PM  
img267.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-16 03:18:48 PM  
Stockings/nylons thread?
 
2009-12-16 03:19:53 PM  
thickened plot?
 
2009-12-16 03:22:16 PM  
Without even reading the article this thread has potential
 
2009-12-16 03:27:51 PM  
sofarsogoodsowhat: Stockings/nylons thread?

As you wish (new window)
 
2009-12-16 03:43:51 PM  
Thisbymaster: I am horny.

Dad, can i pleeeaaasseee ride the reindeer?!
 
rmz
2009-12-16 03:44:40 PM  
Like borscht, a good plot must be cooked up early and allowed to thicken.
 
2009-12-16 03:52:24 PM  
Probing her when she's wearing pantyhose is one surefire way to get her toes to curl.

/DRTFA
 
2009-12-16 03:55:57 PM  
Why would someone sell smuggled stockings? Seems silly, but I can't sympathize until I sound out the situation from several sides.

/Ah, alliteration, my ancient ally in accentuation
//But seriously, why smuggle stockings?
 
2009-12-16 03:59:05 PM  
Probe...
 
2009-12-16 04:01:11 PM  
Flapjack727: Why would someone sell smuggled stockings?

To get pussy.

Women buys panty hoses, man sells them, man meet plenty of women. And then he can start the "Hey baby, I'm a diplomat" smooth talk.
 
2009-12-16 04:10:43 PM  
svenbertil: Flapjack727: Why would someone sell smuggled stockings?

Women buys panty hoses, man sells them, man meet plenty of women. And then he can start the "Hey baby, I'm a diplomat" smooth talk.


Does being a diplomat give you immunity to STDs too?
 
2009-12-16 04:12:01 PM  
svenbertil: Flapjack727: Why would someone sell smuggled stockings?

To get pussy.

Women buys panty hoses, man sells them, man meet plenty of women. And then he can start the "Hey baby, I'm a diplomat" smooth talk.

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2009-12-16 04:14:55 PM  
You don't watch The Russian Pantyhose Probe for the plot.
 
2009-12-16 04:21:07 PM  
Would be willing to probe her pantyhose

www.thelocal.se
 
2009-12-16 04:26:24 PM  
Dadof3: Would be willing to probe her pantyhose

Is that guy bleeding out of his armpit?
 
2009-12-16 04:31:15 PM  
Dadof3: Would be willing to probe her pantyhose

The guy behind her, looks like he has some sweat blood under his arms.
 
2009-12-16 04:33:55 PM  
PickinWhiskers: Dadof3: Would be willing to probe her pantyhose

Is that guy bleeding out of his armpit?


I told you he was hardcore.
 
2009-12-16 04:34:01 PM  
PickinWhiskers: Dadof3: Would be willing to probe her pantyhose

Is that guy bleeding out of his armpit?


Maybe it is period blood.
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2009-12-16 04:34:45 PM  
PickinWhiskers: Dadof3: Would be willing to probe her pantyhose

Is that guy bleeding out of his armpit?


He appears to be moving back.... and to the left.
Back.... and to the left.
 
2009-12-16 04:53:17 PM  
Plot???

Is that what they're calling it these days?
 
2009-12-16 05:01:12 PM  
I don't know if anyone else noted from the article, but reputations may be or have been sullied! This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
 
2009-12-16 05:03:57 PM  
Flapjack727: Why would someone sell smuggled stockings?

Because he couldn't get a vending machine license in Moscow?

It doesn't say if it was used pantyhose after all.
 
2009-12-16 06:22:32 PM  
 
2009-12-16 07:14:50 PM  
rekoil: You're welcome (NSFW)

that was just what I needed today. Thanks!
 
2009-12-16 07:21:28 PM  
chumboobler: rekoil: You're welcome (NSFW)

that was just what I needed today. Thanks!


Seriously. Nice find.
 
2009-12-16 08:52:49 PM  
rekoil: You're welcome (NSFW)

Good stuff, thanks!
 
2009-12-16 09:20:38 PM  
The investigation will expand it's scope and lengthen it's duration.
 
2009-12-16 09:23:12 PM  
КОЛГОТКИ, ТОВАРИЩЬ!
 
2009-12-17 01:40:51 AM  
What white, non-professional ( and I mean PROFESSIONAL ) woman wears those?

/Didn't think they were still made
//Have to check out the dollar store.
 
2009-12-17 04:36:18 AM  
Whole incident was recorded with stone
 
2009-12-17 02:51:54 PM  
rekoil: You're welcome (NSFW)

yowza. thanks!
 
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