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2009-12-16 02:06:53 PM
There's very little meat in these gym mats!
We're down to using grade F meat!
More testicles means more iron!

/RIP Doris Grau
 
2009-12-16 02:15:18 PM
i.timeinc.net

/BTW, what is wrong with you people in Maine?
 
2009-12-16 02:18:05 PM
ArgentCorvid: There's very little meat in these gym mats!
We're down to using grade F meat!
More testicles means more iron!

/RIP Doris Grau


It's full of bunny goodness
 
2009-12-16 02:31:02 PM
Why is a cafeteria working posing as a nurse?!
 
2009-12-16 02:33:27 PM
And I'll bet you it's year old hot dog water.
 
2009-12-16 02:33:55 PM
Barakku: Why is a cafeteria working posing as a nurse?!

She gets two paychecks this way.

/just do your job, heart boy.
 
2009-12-16 02:58:02 PM
FOOD FIGHT!
 
2009-12-16 03:18:24 PM
Christ, it isn't even hardly the fact that she went to work after being sick. WEAR THE DAMN GLOVES PEOPLE!!!! They aren't there as a fashion statement.
 
2009-12-16 06:24:33 PM
UberDave: Grease me up woman!!!

... okay.
 
2009-12-16 06:24:37 PM
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2009-12-16 06:25:41 PM
FTFA May 2005?
 
2009-12-16 06:26:41 PM
I still can't believe we all survived our childhood. Well, those of us alive and reading this.
 
2009-12-16 06:26:44 PM
As someone who when to school in Maine I am so very happy I always brought my own lunch. Thanks Mom!
 
2009-12-16 06:30:13 PM
More testicles mean more iron!
 
2009-12-16 06:30:17 PM
Hoagies and Grinders
Hoagies and Grinders
Hoagies and Grinders
Naaavy Beans Naaaavy Beans Naaaavy Beans.
 
2009-12-16 06:30:25 PM
I'm eating in the school cafeteria right now...
so I'm getting a real kick out'a these comments.
 
2009-12-16 06:30:46 PM
NuclearPenguins: As someone who when to school in Maine I am so very happy I always brought my own lunch. Thanks Mom!

Guess you skipped English, too?

/I keed, I keed!
 
2009-12-16 06:32:30 PM
"More testicles mean more iron!"

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-12-16 06:32:40 PM
 
2009-12-16 06:33:56 PM
This is why I brought a brown bag lunch with me everyday. Never trusted school food.
 
2009-12-16 06:34:15 PM
PantsPie: Hoagies and Grinders
Hoagies and Grinders
Hoagies and Grinders
Naaavy Beans Naaaavy Beans Naaaavy Beans.


Well me and Sloppy Joe got married....got six kids and we're doin' just fine
 
2009-12-16 06:35:04 PM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-16 06:35:07 PM
The lady back there, who made your egg-salad sandwich. Her eyes look glassy, did you notice that? Now hospital policy is to stay home if you're sick, but if you're making $8.00 an hour, then ya kinda need the $8.00 an hour right? The sign in the bathroom says that employees must wash after using the facilities, but I figure that somebody who wipes snot on a sleeve isn't hyper concerned about sanitary conditions. So what do ya think? Should I trust her?
 
2009-12-16 06:35:34 PM
Those Noroviruses are not cool. University of Maryland got hit with one when I was there. Took out half the marching band. People were barfing on the field during practice and everything.

/Cool story, broette.
 
2009-12-16 06:36:38 PM
When state health officials investigated, they blamed norovirus, which causes symptoms consistent with stomach flu. The lettuce, they determined, apparently was contaminated by the worker, who hadn't worn gloves as she cut it.

They also determined she wipes with her bare hands.
 
2009-12-16 06:36:44 PM
Just eat your Sloppy Jimbos, ok?
 
2009-12-16 06:37:06 PM
It's hard to clean this pot when you keep spilling meat tenderizer on me

/Loves Sloppy Jimbos
 
2009-12-16 06:38:16 PM
Eurgh.

/that's all I have to say about that
 
2009-12-16 06:38:32 PM
"Shredded newspapers add much-needed roughage and essential inks."
 
2009-12-16 06:39:50 PM
"Today's special is refried dog poop."
 
2009-12-16 06:41:49 PM
When I went to school the Food Prep class made the food and were graded on it. Those girls made some tasty meals. No one went hungry, no one brown bagged.
 
2009-12-16 06:41:52 PM
fearmongert: NuclearPenguins: As someone who when to school in Maine I am so very happy I always brought my own lunch. Thanks Mom!

Guess you skipped English, too?

/I keed, I keed!


I is dumb. :-/
 
2009-12-16 06:42:53 PM
Oof. I had norovirus once. It was nasty. Only lasted 24 hours, but for years afterward, I had an aversion to everything I'd eaten the day before.

Image both ends violently exploding, but with none of the temporary relief that usually follows, so you get to do it all over again 10 minutes later without being able to hold down so much as a sip of water. Repeat for a full day. Enjoy.
 
2009-12-16 06:46:37 PM
CheekyMunky: Oof. I had norovirus once. It was nasty. Only lasted 24 hours, but for years afterward, I had an aversion to everything I'd eaten the day before.

Image both ends violently exploding, but with none of the temporary relief that usually follows, so you get to do it all over again 10 minutes later without being able to hold down so much as a sip of water. Repeat for a full day. Enjoy.


Now that you say this, I think i had it. Symptoms were the same. And to this day, I can't eat fast food bacon. I didn't even think that's what it came from the day after, but as soon as I got a whiff of it, I felt like throwing up all over again.
 
2009-12-16 06:47:27 PM
gorgor: Eat your chili.
http://tinyurl.com/ydrpxtj
(copy and paste, NSFW)


I was actually going to cook chili tonight. Not anymore. I guess that's what I get for looking at a gorgor image.
 
2009-12-16 06:50:38 PM
Do_Not_Want: I was actually going to cook chili continue living tonight. Not anymore. I guess that's what I get for looking at a gorgor image.

FTFY
 
2009-12-16 06:52:01 PM
i'm investigating two norovirus outbreaks right now...
 
2009-12-16 06:52:53 PM
This is a problem with many college lunch rooms as well. Hell, my college gave My Chemical Romance food poisoning. How about that?
 
2009-12-16 06:53:22 PM
Obvious tag must be out to lunch.
 
2009-12-16 06:56:44 PM
"Malking" the rats

champagnemanagement.com
 
Zel
2009-12-16 06:57:14 PM
Quark_Quasar: CheekyMunky: Oof. I had norovirus once. It was nasty. Only lasted 24 hours, but for years afterward, I had an aversion to everything I'd eaten the day before.

Image both ends violently exploding, but with none of the temporary relief that usually follows, so you get to do it all over again 10 minutes later without being able to hold down so much as a sip of water. Repeat for a full day. Enjoy.

Now that you say this, I think i had it. Symptoms were the same. And to this day, I can't eat fast food bacon. I didn't even think that's what it came from the day after, but as soon as I got a whiff of it, I felt like throwing up all over again.


Same here, couldn't eat cilantro for about six years after that incident.

Except we didnt have no fancy name like norovirus. We called it food poisoning.
 
2009-12-16 06:57:41 PM
Dented can means botulism risk? No.

Still sealed but inflated/bulging can, yes.

Letting air in does not help botulism to grow.
 
2009-12-16 06:58:37 PM
Aunt Gladys and now Lunchlady Doris. Aging female archetype trifecta now in play...
 
2009-12-16 07:00:14 PM
TomD9938: "Malking" the rats

I don't get it. Everyone loves rats, but they don't want to drink the rats' milk?
 
2009-12-16 07:01:34 PM
"At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?"
 
2009-12-16 07:03:56 PM
TomD9938: "Malking" the rats

"You promised me dog or better!"
 
2009-12-16 07:04:18 PM
So long as my taxes stay low, I don't really care.
 
2009-12-16 07:05:44 PM
Do the needful: I still can't believe we all survived our childhood. Well, those of us alive and reading this.

Anyone surviving probably NEVER ATE CAFETERIA FOOD. I wouldn't send that crap to a bunch of starving Somalis.
 
2009-12-16 07:06:34 PM
No matter what , it's not as bad as the sandwich maker scratching her nasty ol' cooter with her GLOVED hand between sandwiches
 
2009-12-16 07:07:07 PM
username12345: /BTW, what is wrong with you people in Maine?

WTF is that? Sloppy corn-joes? Looks like the day after I eat corn and drink a half-gallon of gin.
 
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