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(Contact Music) Obvious Sandra Bullock "stunned" by Golden Globes. Really, why else would any man see the Blind Side if not to stare at her Golden Globes?   (contactmusic.com) divider line 103
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2009-12-16 12:26:40 AM
They advertised the shiat out of this movie during College Football before it came out. I'm sure a couple of wussie boys drug their girlfriends out to watch it.
 
2009-12-16 01:48:33 AM
Ever read the book? Hell of a read if you like football. Not entirely sure why she seems to be the center of the movie, rather than Michael Oher, but oh well.
 
2009-12-16 03:32:21 AM
coinspinner: Ever read the book? Hell of a read if you like football. Not entirely sure why she seems to be the center of the movie, rather than Michael Oher, but oh well.

That's how you sell tickets, big names.

I enjoyed the book, but I was confused when I heard they were making it a movie. I figured there was some creative bending of the events.

Can anyone that read it and watched it confirm?
 
2009-12-16 04:04:53 AM
4NSpy: coinspinner: Ever read the book? Hell of a read if you like football. Not entirely sure why she seems to be the center of the movie, rather than Michael Oher, but oh well.

That's how you sell tickets, big names.

I enjoyed the book, but I was confused when I heard they were making it a movie. I figured there was some creative bending of the events.

Can anyone that read it and watched it confirm?


Very close to the book, but they trimmed down the level of Bible thumping from the mom.

It's a great movie.
 
2009-12-16 04:17:45 AM
The Critic did it
 
2009-12-16 05:25:23 AM
I've heard she looks particularly good in this film, so it may be worth a look.
 
2009-12-16 06:02:17 AM
Haha, what you did there...I see it, subby. Too bad her Globes only fit in an A cup.

//Maybe B on a good day
 
2009-12-16 06:25:02 AM
she's gone further than a chick with that nose deserves to
considering she's never gotten naked
 
2009-12-16 06:54:21 AM
I wish the people who nominated her would realize that humanity would really be better off if she simply stopped acting. I mean Sandra farking Bullock, come on. It's not quite as bad as Jennifer Aniston, but its getting close. I mean, I know you can't nominate Meryl Streep by herself for every category, although you try, but a goddamn chair can act better than Sandra Bullock.
 
2009-12-16 06:56:08 AM
John Buck 41: Haha, what you did there...I see it, subby. Too bad her Globes only fit in an A cup.

//Maybe B on a good day


You say that like it's bad.
 
2009-12-16 07:17:26 AM
hetheeme: Very close to the book, but they trimmed down the level of Bible thumping from the mom.

They presumably also had to trim out the 50% of the book that wasn't about Oher at all, but about the left tackle position and the development of the west coast offense.
 
2009-12-16 07:26:33 AM
I hear there is a black guy in the movie!
 
2009-12-16 07:51:28 AM
kronicfeld: They presumably also had to trim out the 50% of the book that wasn't about Oher at all, but about the left tackle position and the development of the west coast offense.

they touched on the left tackle stuff with a narrative (by Bullock) and video of Joe Theisman's tib-fib assplosion.

/i still almost hurl when i see that video
 
2009-12-16 07:58:11 AM
I noticed the link at the bottom:

Porn Star Gives Bullock The Thumbs Up as a stepmom (new window)
 
2009-12-16 07:58:32 AM
GameSprocket: I hear there is a black guy in the movie!

And I'd bet it's some Great White Hero that pulls him out of the muck.

Wake me when Hollywood shows us a poor white man saved by a black hero.
 
2009-12-16 08:00:48 AM
What a stunned Sandra Bullock may look like:


www.dailycomedy.com
 
2009-12-16 08:11:40 AM
Persnickety: Wake me when Hollywood shows us a poor white man saved by a black hero.

You'll have to wait until 2012 for that one.
 
2009-12-16 08:32:31 AM
Ok:
If your really into Jesus this is the move for you
Redemption, Faith, Family

thats why you see this
 
2009-12-16 08:37:59 AM
Meh, saw it with the girlfriend and it's a perfectly cromulent movie. Like others, I loved the book. They did a decent job turning it into a movie. Girlfriend really liked it, but she loves happy endings.

On the plus side, she had never seen the Theisman video, so I got to watch her reaction to it. Priceless.
 
2009-12-16 08:46:13 AM
I was going to make a Globes reference in my headline, then I remembered she doesn't really have any...

/liked my Predator reference better...
//oh well.
 
2009-12-16 08:48:09 AM
Globes???

more like

www.virtualdollhouse.net
 
2009-12-16 08:54:11 AM
Marshmallow Jones: Globes???

more like


Ok, if she isn't good enough for anyone else, I'll still take her.

/Out of pity, you know.
 
2009-12-16 08:55:23 AM
Rodeo sex with Sandra Bullock:

Mount her from behind and tell her you loved her in "Pretty Woman".
 
2009-12-16 09:04:32 AM
LeinadO: What a stunned Sandra Bullock may look like:

Nice but I'd rather see her shocked.
 
2009-12-16 09:07:14 AM
www.wallpaperbase.com
 
2009-12-16 09:19:21 AM
She never did much for me in the past, and she does even less for me now that she's with that douche bag Jesse James.
 
2009-12-16 09:25:54 AM
Ah nice, another movie where a black man can't get anywhere in the world without the help of a good looking white person.
 
2009-12-16 09:30:19 AM
CarnySaur: I've heard she looks particularly good in this film, so it may be worth a look.

She looked damned good in Premonition. She looked like they were icing her down between takes. Mmmm...
 
2009-12-16 09:33:39 AM
Tat'dGreaser: Ah nice, another movie where a black man can't get anywhere in the world without the help of a good looking white person.

i'll tell the girl at the campus bookstore how culturally thenthative you are.

Way to miss the point of a story, btw.
 
2009-12-16 09:36:02 AM
apeiron242: i'll tell the girl at the campus bookstore how culturally thenthative you are.

Way to miss the point of a story, btw.


I saw the previews, I got the point. How many times do they need to make this movie?
 
2009-12-16 09:43:54 AM
Tat'dGreaser: apeiron242: i'll tell the girl at the campus bookstore how culturally thenthative you are.

Way to miss the point of a story, btw.

I saw the previews, I got the point. How many times do they need to make this movie?


lolwut? you serious?
 
2009-12-16 09:47:15 AM
Pants_Optional: LeinadO: What a stunned Sandra Bullock may look like:

Nice but I'd rather see her shocked.


I rather see her naked and completly sexually satisfied.
 
2009-12-16 09:48:58 AM
wet_dream: Pants_Optional: LeinadO: What a stunned Sandra Bullock may look like:

Nice but I'd rather see her shocked.

I rather see her naked and completly sexually satisfied.


So you're in to watching other people have sex?
 
2009-12-16 09:52:16 AM
olapbill: lolwut? you serious?

Think about it, how many movies have they made like this? Oh yea it's supposed to be all heart warming and bullsh*t but deep down it's all about how black people can't make it on their own without white assistance. Racist I tells ya.
 
2009-12-16 09:57:00 AM
Tat'dGreaser: olapbill: lolwut? you serious?

Think about it, how many movies have they made like this? Oh yea it's supposed to be all heart warming and bullsh*t but deep down it's all about how black people can't make it on their own without white assistance. Racist I tells ya.


A point, but in this case it's a true story.

Of course, you go the other way and you're doing the whole "magic negro" thing. White boys just can't catch a damn break!
 
2009-12-16 09:58:33 AM
Marshmallow Jones: Globes???

more like


Nah. I think you should put two raisins on top.
 
2009-12-16 10:01:16 AM
JammerJim: A point, but in this case it's a true story.

Of course, you go the other way and you're doing the whole "magic negro" thing. White boys just can't catch a damn break!


1) It is a true story but I'll bet money that no good looking people were involved

2) Why can't they do a true story about a black man making it in this world that doesn't involve selling drugs?

3) Don't get me started on the "magic negro" thing. Why do they have to be retarded to be magic!?!?!

F*ck you Disney and f*ck you Tom Hanks.
 
2009-12-16 10:01:17 AM
Tat'dGreaser: olapbill: lolwut? you serious?

Think about it, how many movies have they made like this? Oh yea it's supposed to be all heart warming and bullsh*t but deep down it's all about how black people can't make it on their own without white assistance. Racist I tells ya.


as noted above... true story. besides white men cant jump and have small peni, so it's all about keeping that smug feeling of superiority. .
 
2009-12-16 10:04:34 AM
olapbill: as noted above... true story. besides white men cant jump and have small peni, so it's all about keeping that smug feeling of superiority. .

It's a disability!!!!
 
2009-12-16 10:08:22 AM
olapbill: white men cant jump and have small peni

Screw you, I have a 39" vertical leap.

/off the third step
//and my penis is uh, er,

///I CAN JUMP REAL HIGH!
 
2009-12-16 10:12:08 AM
Tat'dGreaser: olapbill: lolwut? you serious?

Think about it, how many movies have they made like this? Oh yea it's supposed to be all heart warming and bullsh*t but deep down it's all about how black people can't make it on their own without white assistance. Racist I tells ya.


So it is similar to typical Democrat Party policies?

/cough Affirmative Action cough cough
//Welfare cough cough
///cough look at New Orleans cough cough
 
2009-12-16 10:14:32 AM
Nemo's Brother: So it is similar to typical Democrat Party policies?

/cough Affirmative Action cough cough
//Welfare cough cough
///cough look at New Orleans cough cough


Ohhhhhhh snap!

*knucks*
 
2009-12-16 10:15:09 AM
Nemo's Brother: Tat'dGreaser: olapbill: lolwut? you serious?

Think about it, how many movies have they made like this? Oh yea it's supposed to be all heart warming and bullsh*t but deep down it's all about how black people can't make it on their own without white assistance. Racist I tells ya.

So it is similar to typical Democrat Party policies?

/cough Affirmative Action cough cough
//Welfare cough cough
///cough look at New Orleans cough cough


Is there nothing to this world but the White Mans' Burden?
 
2009-12-16 10:15:29 AM
Blowmonkey: I wish the people who nominated her would realize that humanity would really be better off if she simply stopped acting. I mean Sandra farking Bullock, come on. It's not quite as bad as Jennifer Aniston, but its getting close. I mean, I know you can't nominate Meryl Streep by herself for every category, although you try, but a goddamn chair can act better than Sandra Bullock.

I used to think that, before I went and saw Blind Side.* Sandra stepped up and delivered a performance that I wouldn't have expected based on her previous movies. I have yet to talk with someone (outside of internet discussion threads) who wasn't impressed with the quality of her work, and I've been recommending the movie to people left and right.

*in my opinion, mileage may vary, additional generic expression of subjectivity, yadda yadda yadda
 
2009-12-16 10:17:16 AM
Tat'dGreaser: JammerJim:

2) Why can't they do a true story about a black man making it in this world that doesn't involve selling drugs?



kowthas.files.wordpress.com

Would like a word...
 
2009-12-16 10:20:27 AM
Tat'dGreaser: It is a true story but I'll bet money that no good looking people were involved

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
 
2009-12-16 10:26:47 AM
Son of Thunder: Tat'dGreaser: It is a true story but I'll bet money that no good looking people were involved

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.


Im pretty sure she's not eating crackers in bed
 
2009-12-16 10:26:56 AM
Son of Thunder: Tat'dGreaser: It is a true story but I'll bet money that no good looking people were involved

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.


"Are you a cracker?"
"Whats a cracker?"
"Someone from Georgia."
"Well then yes, I'm a cracker...my whole family's crackers"
 
2009-12-16 10:27:47 AM
delathi: Would like a word...

I don't hear you! LALALALALALALALA

Son of Thunder: I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

She's Aryan, told ya.
 
2009-12-16 10:28:50 AM
judging from the trailers, the movie seems like it was made almost solely as an Oscar/Golden Globe grab.
 
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