I'll have what she's having.

I can't tell you how happy i am Paula Deen wasn't one of the featured photos.

/nightmare averted

The comments on that site are kind of funny, the pictures, not so much.

Leftovers again from the "Food Network".

I'd fill her frosting bag... (new window)

Different channel, but what about...

raab: I'd fill her frosting bag... (new window)

Thanks. I was glad I came to this thread.

Unless the bacon explosion is on the list I don't care.

What is this Food Network that you speak of?

Wow, that was totally farkign lame. No videos of the gasms, no notes on what they were eating, not even who they were (I guess they would be obvious, but still0.

Coulda been super awesome, instead was super weak.

/and way to watermark copyright images. ebaum would be proud. dick.

I have a strange hankerin' for Aida. She's pretty cute.
Her foodgasm would be amazing.

Britney Spear's Speculum (pic full of win)


Was that a snap shot from Rachel Ray's sex session (nsfw language)

Dirty Hot Linker: Britney Spear's Speculum (pic full of win)


Was that a snap shot from Rachel Ray's sex session (nsfw language)

Ok, that was farking funny.

mostly meh, but a couple of those were win, capitalized on by BSS

It would be nice if it were just 10 pictures of Giada.

OK.

And where the fark is Nigella Lawson in this lineup?

That woman is pure filth and I love her.

Ah, three Giadas and an Alton Brown. My Wednesday is starting out pretty well.

/more pics
//at work; can't play

I lol'd

Sorry, but the only time such expressions are appropriate with food is if the nom concerned is your Christmas turducken wrapped in bacon.

Jeez.....Came for Nigella. Whats wrong with you people?

My exact reaction upon clicking this link was "Oh, gross."

I was expecting pictures of the tastiest foods ever.

"My exact reaction upon clicking this link was "Oh, gross."

I was expecting pictures of the tastiest foods"

Me too!

OH NOES!!

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Oh, hell yeah!

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luckyeddie: Sorry, but the only time such expressions are appropriate with food is if the nmom concerned is subby's your Christmas turducken wrapped in bacon.

FTFY

Gothnet: Nigella Lawson

smitton: Jeez.....Came for Nigella. Whats wrong with you people?

Thank you. I was not aware of her....and I am very aware now.



/very aware.

Sorry, but Giada looks like a bobblehead to me. Give me Padma Lakshmi any day, and I'd be happy.

And Alton, but from a few years ago. Now he looks like a bum.

The term "Foodgasm" makes me want to stab ice picks straight into my brain. But Giada and Rachel Ray make me want to stick a penis into their vaginas! If you know what I mean...

So I'm looking at the tags and I see Retched Ray?....what the hell is that her Garbage Pail Kid name?

does she fake hers?

TheraTx: does she fake hers?

Well, yeah. She's mostly home made... but not all!

jaytkay: OH NOES!!

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Tiger done had him some Giada?

I'm an avid Food Network viewer (for the food, there's not enough male eye candy on there), and the only time my husband watches is when Giada is on. Also, I hate Alex Guarnaschelli. That is all.

Giada has dinosaur arms and im over her cleavage. every show its the same kind of shirt.

Rachel is annoying and someone needs to tell her to quit it with the jeans/belt/tucked in shirt look.

Alton is a condescending nerd... dont tell me how to eat my sushi dammit!

i still love food network.

jaytkay: Oh, hell yeah!

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mmm... puff pastry

shep-piece: Giada has dinosaur arms

??

Magorn: FatBudgie: Sorry, but Giada looks like a bobblehead to me. Give me Padma Lakshmi any day, and I'd be happy.

And Alton, but from a few years ago. Now he looks like a bum.

The Biggest tease Bravo ever did was on the most recent eason of top chef, they let it leak that one of the challenges would be serving Padma and Nigella breakfast in bed. And when the awaited episode came, the producers pulled a bait and switch and had them in Seperate beds. Bastards.

Indeed. And that bathrobe was less fun to watch than what she normally wears.

But DAMN did you see Gail at the finale! Those gazongas were the best part of the show.

/I thought I saw Padma drinking wine furing the final, despite being very much pregnant. I'm surprised that none of the chefs mentioned that one of their judges wouldn't be able to pair the food with wine.
//at work, so all these lovely pics are just white boxes with little red x's

Rachael Ray has really weird boobs. I mean really weird. They're small, only kind of perky yet flappy, and lopsided. My wife was first to point this out and then I couldn't stop looking. I'm still trying to figure out what it is. I have to watch her with the TV muted. If I hear "YUM-O" or "EVOO" one more time I'm going to get all stabby.

Alton is the shiat. That's probably because me and the wifey are science nerds and love to cook. But as a homebrewer, I have to say that if you want to make good beer do not follow his directions. You'll make "ok/mediocre" beer at best. His cleaning and sanitization methods are all wrong too and they'd probably cause a lot of problems.

jaytkay ... dinosaur arms = trex/raptors/etc... too short! something is off with her body

foodgasm? no way am i going to fark a steak

NOVanHelsing: And-1: no notes on what they were eating

Alton was drinking a lemon infused vodka drink I belive...

Took the zest from like 6 or 8 lemons, poured a bottle of vodak over it let it sit for a few days and then strained out the zest and put the vodak back in the bottle and then froze the vodak as I recall...

He should do a whole show on how to make various liqueurs and cocktails. I'd love to make my own Bailey's and Kahlua.