Epic headline, bravo.

Birdsday isn't for two more days, mind you! Keep your c*cks and your t*ts to yo*rselves.

That's a perky tit

I was about to sign my girlfriend up for this....then I read the article and remembered I didn't have a girlfriend.

/sadface

AbbeySomeone: More pics of cock please.


Not my thing, but in the spirit of the giving season... here's a big black one

Was it an African or European swallow?

/non-migratory

Pfft...chicks don't swallow.

AbbeySomeone: More pics of cock please.

/had to
//thanks Mentat

Must resist the temptation ....

Inigo_Montoya: Pfft...chicks don't swallow.

From the article; maybe they don't want to at first, but you have to be forceful and they will get the hang of it.

Uh, what if that string breaks? That poor deer looks utterly bored though Who knows where his mind is flying off to!

For a swallow? I'm all for saving animals but this guy would've fixed it in a few minutes.

Hot, just like most boobies

Paris1127: For the Farkettes:

Thank you, Paris. And here's a video of the splendid bird of paradise in his mating ritual:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dx2CUMtZ-0&feature=related

I would give my heart to him if I was a bird!

eViLpOpTaRt 2009-12-15 10:57:41 PM

I read your profile 'bout catholic school and NOLA.
I have a question, is Angelo Brocato's on Ursuline still in business? Bidness here in Texas.

The Grinch: Disapproves:

*snerk*

/slow clap

Farxist Marxist: I'm not sure whether to file charges for false advertising or nominate you for a Pulitzer. I'm leaning towards the latter.

Man, did you ever miss a great opportunity to talk about the Pullet Surprise...

SapperInTexas

lol

BigSnatch: Flap

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Points for you, submitter.

Kudos to anyone who can recognize these lyrics without googling - and can name artist, song and album:

"With a hired plane,
And no names mentioned.
Tonight's the night of the flight.
Before you know,
I'll be over the water
Like a swallow.

There's no risk.
I'll whisk them up in no moonlight.
And though pigs can fly,
They'll never find us
Posing as the night,
And I'm home before the morning.

Give me a break!
Ooh, let me try!
Give me something to show
For my miserable life!
Give me something to take!
Would you break even my wings,
Just like a swallow?"

:-)

Notabunny: BigSnatch: Flap

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Most popular girl at the dance?

God damnit, thanks again internet for introducing me to things I really would have rather not known to exist. :P

But why would you need to send a chick to rehab for swallowin-

oh.

Never mind.

The Grinch: Disapproves:

man, between the moustache and the no-goggles, it's a wonder the guy could even swim. Of course, everyone else was still wearing full-body wool suits...

/headline carries much win

Notabunny: BigSnatch: Flap

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Does she think it is hot to have back cleavage?

Mentat: For the ladies:

Thank you very much, sir. ;)

/I actually really do like roosters; they're awesome. Thanks for the pic.

Sorry to disappoint you, but I couldn't resist

Now will the book of love open up and let us in?

The Hammer Is My Penis: Now will the book of love open up and let us in?

If you're looking forsex love in a book I think I may see the reason why you're still a virgin, love.

Well played Smitty, you Magnificent Bastard.

What a swallow chick might look like:



/hot like a cigar

iamscotto: What a swallow chick might look like:





I thought she was a dodger. Wasn't that what the blue dress was all about?

Notabunny: BigSnatch: Flap

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My god, I can't look away!

RamblinReck89: Sorry to disappoint you, but I couldn't resist

I love you