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(Some Guy)   Farker releases 2009 version of the controllable Christmas lights. Sadly, the web design is still stuck in 1991   (komar.org) divider line 132
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2009-12-15 07:17:29 PM  
Annoying.
 
2009-12-15 07:17:45 PM  
damn, that was really uncool.
 
2009-12-15 07:18:13 PM  
Someone seems to have brought Geocities back from the dead and used it to sell christmas lights
 
2009-12-15 07:18:55 PM  
how did this go green?
 
2009-12-15 07:19:09 PM  
Holy God. MY EYES
 
2009-12-15 07:19:18 PM  
O, Holy Crap
 
2009-12-15 07:19:19 PM  
Someone please help that guy with his page design.
 
2009-12-15 07:19:44 PM  
Oh sweet Jesus, kill it with Fire(fox)!
 
2009-12-15 07:20:06 PM  
Needs more dancing Jesus.
 
2009-12-15 07:20:08 PM  
Not sure what I hate more, the Jingle Bells rock, the pop-up window or the cheery "Hi ya'!"
It's like a MySpace page for meth-heads.
 
2009-12-15 07:20:08 PM  
Yay!
 
2009-12-15 07:20:23 PM  
I had such high hopes when I saw "Click for Hi-Def view". They were dashed. :(
 
2009-12-15 07:20:24 PM  
Holy shiat, that is hilarious.
 
2009-12-15 07:20:31 PM  
 
2009-12-15 07:20:35 PM  
Sheldon and Leonard are impressed.

Howard could have done better.
 
2009-12-15 07:20:43 PM  
okay, thats just cool
 
2009-12-15 07:20:50 PM  
Didn't that guy come out a year or two ago and admit its fake?
 
2009-12-15 07:20:51 PM  
please help me turn everything off and deflate everything.

i live next door to this guy and it's freakin' annoying.
 
2009-12-15 07:21:06 PM  
Well, at least we know that any money donated is pretty much going directly to the University of Maryland Center for Celiac Research, since it is quite obviously not going to web design.
 
2009-12-15 07:21:16 PM  
Awesome!
 
2009-12-15 07:22:19 PM  
Alek's lights are really cool
 
2009-12-15 07:22:19 PM  
The Angry Hand of God: HERE IS YOUR EYEBLEACH !!!! (new window)

Oh FFS.
 
2009-12-15 07:22:22 PM  
The Angry Hand of God: HERE IS YOUR EYEBLEACH !!!! (new window)


That's not cool man.
 
2009-12-15 07:22:27 PM  
I would love to do this just to annoy my neighbors.
 
2009-12-15 07:22:41 PM  
craphound.com
 
2009-12-15 07:23:09 PM  
TheyCallThisWork: please help me turn everything off and deflate everything.

i live next door to this guy and it's freakin' annoying.


Cable cutters 2.0
 
2009-12-15 07:23:13 PM  
There's a sign in the pagethat keeps being updated with hilarious things.
 
2009-12-15 07:23:24 PM  
TheCableGuy: Didn't that guy come out a year or two ago and admit its fake?

No. This is a farker who does this every year to raise money.

(God DAMN there are a lot of Noobs here these days).
 
2009-12-15 07:23:44 PM  
Not sure if awesome like a vintage Adidas bag, or annoying like GeoCities.

All I can say: Proxomitron was powerless against it. That's old school.
 
2009-12-15 07:24:38 PM  
I call BS on this
 
2009-12-15 07:24:58 PM  
nah. I was right.

http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1P2-70440.html

apparently it is real now though.

Right on.
 
2009-12-15 07:25:12 PM  
Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: No. This is a farker who does this every year to raise money.

Some things never change... NEVER.

Always a cool thing, always a web page reminiscent of Time Cube.
 
2009-12-15 07:25:13 PM  
The Angry Hand of God: HERE IS YOUR EYEBLEACH !!!! (new window)

Hey. Thanks for the epileptic seizure.
 
2009-12-15 07:26:43 PM  
The Angry Hand of God
HERE IS YOUR EYEBLEACH !!!! (new window)


I bet you also throw boat anchors to drowning people as well...

/Funny as hell though!
 
2009-12-15 07:27:00 PM  
No matter how hard I try I can't get all of the lights off.
 
2009-12-15 07:27:10 PM  
To ease the eyes: a classic. (new window)
 
2009-12-15 07:27:29 PM  
I tried to make the stupid inflatables deflate and got nothing. NOTHING.

I hate the inflated crap. It's like an extension of the stupid lit cutouts that people used to put up. Put up lights or nothing, you freaks.
 
2009-12-15 07:27:37 PM  
It'd look better with more flashing fonts.
 
2009-12-15 07:28:26 PM  
The Angry Hand of God 2009-12-15 07:20:31 PM
HERE IS YOUR EYEBLEACH !!!! (new window)

Even I would not thread jack this dick weasel!
 
2009-12-15 07:28:33 PM  
Vivianne: I tried to make the stupid inflatables deflate and got nothing. NOTHING.

I hate the inflated crap. It's like an extension of the stupid lit cutouts that people used to put up. Put up lights or nothing, you freaks.


I completely agree. This is why I replaced my blow up doll with a fleshlight.
 
2009-12-15 07:29:14 PM  
I can't masturbate to this.
 
2009-12-15 07:29:54 PM  
TheyCallThisWork: please help me turn everything off and deflate everything.

i live next door to this guy and it's freakin' annoying.


Oh good I'm not the only one that went on and deflated all his shiat.
 
2009-12-15 07:30:54 PM  
Can we at least get the guy to use a different color background, less text, and Arial font or something? I can't seem to find a way to send him an e-mail, so if he reads this, good lord man. A few minor changes to that front page would do a world of good.
 
2009-12-15 07:31:09 PM  
Exodus2001: I can't masturbate to this.

Try this:
http://anselme.homestead.com/AFPHAITI.html
 
2009-12-15 07:31:09 PM  
The Angry Hand of God:

I completely agree. This is why I replaced my blow up doll with a fleshlight.

It's good to have standards.
 
2009-12-15 07:31:43 PM  
Hulk Grrr!! Don't make him angry!
 
2009-12-15 07:32:10 PM  
The Angry Hand of God: HERE IS YOUR EYEBLEACH !!!! (new window)

You bastard.
 
2009-12-15 07:33:25 PM  
The Angry Hand of God: HERE IS YOUR EYEBLEACH !!!! (new window)

DIAF
 
2009-12-15 07:33:31 PM  
I can only imagine how annoyed the neighbors must get with the constant turning on and off of the lights.
 
2009-12-15 07:33:51 PM  
The Angry Hand of God: HERE IS YOUR EYEBLEACH !!!! (new window)

OUCH!...............DAMNIT
 
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