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2009-12-15 04:26:54 PM
how much money is he asking for this time?
 
2009-12-15 04:27:35 PM
Oh, wow, when the first thread got pulled, for a second I thought he came back to life again
 
2009-12-15 04:27:36 PM
Uh huh... MUCH better headline!
 
2009-12-15 04:27:41 PM
Brilliant!
 
2009-12-15 04:27:50 PM
I greened a different headline first but this is funnier so i swapped em
 
2009-12-15 04:27:52 PM
oh +1...much better this time.
 
2009-12-15 04:27:53 PM
Lol, they swapped the approved headline.

/ Not that I should complain, this one is mine.
 
2009-12-15 04:27:59 PM
Well, that just happened.
 
2009-12-15 04:28:01 PM
Hallelujah
 
2009-12-15 04:28:03 PM
Taking bets on when this one redlights.
 
2009-12-15 04:28:07 PM
How is this a news flash?

So will we be finding about about his gay lovers and love children soon?
 
Qel
2009-12-15 04:28:07 PM
MUCH better headline.

when the news broke of his death. I smiled. Was that bad?

/Beware of piety. Its seeks power.
 
2009-12-15 04:28:13 PM
Best. Headline. Evar.

Amen.
 
2009-12-15 04:28:28 PM
Ok, 1) better headline

2) Here is the first strawman argument to get this oral discussion started into a proper fark religious flamewar...

If he was such a good man doing god's work, why would god fire him by giving him viral pneumonia?
 
2009-12-15 04:28:32 PM
i960.photobucket.com
RIP ORAL ROBERTS
 
2009-12-15 04:28:37 PM
God finally called him home.
 
2009-12-15 04:28:38 PM
I am pretending to be sad.
 
2009-12-15 04:28:48 PM
Again, when Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton die, that'll be a good day.
 
2009-12-15 04:28:57 PM
Yea this headline is incredible.
 
2009-12-15 04:29:12 PM
Man he's sure going to be surprised when he's instead reincarnated as a gay chicken.
 
2009-12-15 04:29:19 PM
Hmm, got the wrong newsflash article.
 
2009-12-15 04:29:21 PM
 
2009-12-15 04:29:23 PM
Nice headline.
 
2009-12-15 04:29:28 PM
Goodnight funnyman.
 
2009-12-15 04:29:30 PM
Gays marridge whut dun 'im in.

/Go DC!
 
2009-12-15 04:29:37 PM
Drew, I like this "head" line better...

:)
 
2009-12-15 04:29:38 PM
This headline blows
 
2009-12-15 04:29:42 PM
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/y8wa36m
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-12-15 04:29:45 PM
He wasn't prepared, he came prematurely
 
2009-12-15 04:29:49 PM
+1 Subby
 
2009-12-15 04:29:59 PM
I remember the whole "ima gunna die if ya'll dont pay me" but was it really for only $8 million? That seems like a pretty paltry amount of money to threaten the sheep with death over.

Anyways, I ain't really too sorry to see him go.
 
2009-12-15 04:29:59 PM
Teknowaffle: So will we be finding about about his gay lovers and love children soon?

You're confusing him with his brother...Anal Roberts.
 
2009-12-15 04:30:02 PM
Too bad there isn't a hell for him to go to.
 
2009-12-15 04:30:08 PM
Hey admins, good job putting that TF article on the front page.

Funny thing is, I could read the comments but not the article. WTF?
 
2009-12-15 04:30:09 PM
Drew: I greened a different headline first but this is funnier so i swapped em

You should had greenlit mine. Now I'll have to take your beer away from you. Again.
 
2009-12-15 04:30:10 PM
Rot in hell, douchebag. Take your son with you.
 
2009-12-15 04:30:12 PM
chicagofree.info
RIP COKIE ROBERTS
 
2009-12-15 04:30:16 PM
God must not have wanted him very badly, to wait 91 years before calling him home.
 
2009-12-15 04:30:22 PM
Olmy's Jart: Lol, they swapped the approved headline.

/ Not that I should complain, this one is mine.


Stop now dude because it's all downhill from here.

+1
 
2009-12-15 04:30:22 PM
Great. Now the entire Internet is going to hell.
 
2009-12-15 04:30:24 PM
AGAIN...Don't mouth off about Oral.
 
2009-12-15 04:30:25 PM
www.mixunit.com

/ RIP, Julia Roberts
 
2009-12-15 04:30:29 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com

RIP Popcorn Man
 
2009-12-15 04:30:29 PM
Kudos to the person at Yahoo who set up that link address.
 
2009-12-15 04:30:41 PM
Oh man, you are all so going to hell... With virtually all of the televangelists.

/Smack them for me please.
 
2009-12-15 04:30:46 PM
How did the headline change in two minutes? I liked the first one better.
 
2009-12-15 04:30:51 PM
Please tell me this is the start of the rapture???
 
Qel
2009-12-15 04:30:57 PM
Well, I was sucked in by the headline.
 
2009-12-15 04:30:58 PM
So I have to say this again? Bad thread-switch!
Are we sure Obama didn't kill him? We had a list going of those Obama has offed this year.

/killed my gramma this year
//death panel style
 
2009-12-15 04:31:02 PM
Great headline.
 
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