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snuffy

2009-12-15 04:26:54 PM

how much money is he asking for this time?

BunkoSquad

2009-12-15 04:27:35 PM

Oh, wow, when the first thread got pulled, for a second I thought he came back to life again

AutumnSong

2009-12-15 04:27:36 PM

Uh huh... MUCH better headline!

fpage77

2009-12-15 04:27:41 PM

Brilliant!

Drew

2009-12-15 04:27:50 PM

I greened a different headline first but this is funnier so i swapped em

LittleKidLover

2009-12-15 04:27:52 PM

oh +1...much better this time.

Olmy's Jart

2009-12-15 04:27:53 PM

Lol, they swapped the approved headline.

/ Not that I should complain, this one is mine.

jennyz

2009-12-15 04:27:59 PM

Well, that just happened.

henryhill

2009-12-15 04:28:01 PM

Hallelujah

bighairyguy

2009-12-15 04:28:03 PM

Taking bets on when this one redlights.

Teknowaffle

2009-12-15 04:28:07 PM

How is this a news flash?

So will we be finding about about his gay lovers and love children soon?

Qel

2009-12-15 04:28:07 PM

MUCH better headline.

when the news broke of his death. I smiled. Was that bad?

/Beware of piety. Its seeks power.

Malinki

2009-12-15 04:28:13 PM

Best. Headline. Evar.

Amen.

Airius

2009-12-15 04:28:28 PM

Ok, 1) better headline

2) Here is the first strawman argument to get this oral discussion started into a proper fark religious flamewar...

If he was such a good man doing god's work, why would god fire him by giving him viral pneumonia?

mr.fisher

2009-12-15 04:28:32 PM

RIP ORAL ROBERTS

effyew2

2009-12-15 04:28:37 PM

God finally called him home.

plywoodjungle

2009-12-15 04:28:38 PM

I am pretending to be sad.

RHMolBio

2009-12-15 04:28:48 PM

Again, when Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton die, that'll be a good day.

vinnydoz007

2009-12-15 04:28:57 PM

Yea this headline is incredible.

rjShadow

2009-12-15 04:29:12 PM

Man he's sure going to be surprised when he's instead reincarnated as a gay chicken.

FuelCycle

2009-12-15 04:29:19 PM

Hmm, got the wrong newsflash article.

MadTheologian

2009-12-15 04:29:21 PM

I'm Going Straight to Heaven! (new window)

ReAnimator

2009-12-15 04:29:23 PM

Nice headline.

Earl of Chives

2009-12-15 04:29:28 PM

Goodnight funnyman.

kellyshannon

2009-12-15 04:29:30 PM

Gays marridge whut dun 'im in.

/Go DC!

silo123j

2009-12-15 04:29:37 PM

Drew, I like this "head" line better...

:)

markie_farkie

2009-12-15 04:29:38 PM

This headline blows

rFarke

2009-12-15 04:29:45 PM

He wasn't prepared, he came prematurely

ertznay

2009-12-15 04:29:49 PM

+1 Subby

Jument

2009-12-15 04:29:59 PM

I remember the whole "ima gunna die if ya'll dont pay me" but was it really for only $8 million? That seems like a pretty paltry amount of money to threaten the sheep with death over.

Anyways, I ain't really too sorry to see him go.

jerry2a

2009-12-15 04:29:59 PM

Teknowaffle: So will we be finding about about his gay lovers and love children soon?

You're confusing him with his brother...Anal Roberts.

Darwin FTW

2009-12-15 04:30:02 PM

Too bad there isn't a hell for him to go to.

RobinTheHood

2009-12-15 04:30:08 PM

Hey admins, good job putting that TF article on the front page.

Funny thing is, I could read the comments but not the article. WTF?

bighairyguy

2009-12-15 04:30:09 PM

Drew: I greened a different headline first but this is funnier so i swapped em

You should had greenlit mine. Now I'll have to take your beer away from you. Again.

ju66l3r

2009-12-15 04:30:10 PM

Rot in hell, douchebag. Take your son with you.

Sir Cumference the Flatulent

2009-12-15 04:30:12 PM

RIP COKIE ROBERTS

Norman Greenbaum

2009-12-15 04:30:16 PM

God must not have wanted him very badly, to wait 91 years before calling him home.

Inaditch

2009-12-15 04:30:22 PM

Great. Now the entire Internet is going to hell.

jehovahs witness protection

2009-12-15 04:30:24 PM

AGAIN...Don't mouth off about Oral.

veedeevadeevoodee

2009-12-15 04:30:25 PM

/ RIP, Julia Roberts

Tresser

2009-12-15 04:30:29 PM

RIP Popcorn Man

zekeburger

2009-12-15 04:30:29 PM

Kudos to the person at Yahoo who set up that link address.

TurnerBrown

2009-12-15 04:30:41 PM

Oh man, you are all so going to hell... With virtually all of the televangelists.

/Smack them for me please.

Marley'sGirl

2009-12-15 04:30:46 PM

How did the headline change in two minutes? I liked the first one better.

SharkInfested

2009-12-15 04:30:51 PM

Please tell me this is the start of the rapture???

Qel

2009-12-15 04:30:57 PM

Well, I was sucked in by the headline.

Whose leg...

2009-12-15 04:30:58 PM

So I have to say this again? Bad thread-switch!
Are we sure Obama didn't kill him? We had a list going of those Obama has offed this year.

/killed my gramma this year
//death panel style

Antimatter

2009-12-15 04:31:02 PM

Great headline.

SwissArmyGnome

2009-12-15 04:31:04 PM

I almost posted in the last thread.

Glad I waited, this one has a much better headline.

So, any guess on how much money they'll make off all the commemorative keepsakes for this farker? It's the grift that keeps on giving.

Sir Cumference the Flatulent

2009-12-15 04:31:22 PM

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/y8wa36m
(copy and paste, NSFW)

You, sir, are my hero. Why don't you bring your awesomeness to TFD?

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