FARK.com: (4856398) Rihanna's highly publicized domestic violence account gave her an opportunity to show impressionable girls that women are not objects and should be respected. But that doesn't sell CDs so she's taking her clothes off

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		Rihanna's highly publicized domestic violence account gave her an opportunity to show impressionable girls that women are not objects and should be respected. But that doesn't sell CDs so she's taking her clothes off (music-mix.ew.com)		65
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Tr0mBoNe

2009-12-15 05:20:21 PM

Officially? Because we've already seen it.

DamnYankees

2009-12-15 05:30:29 PM

TFA is relevant to my interests.

gopher321

2009-12-15 05:38:28 PM

And God bless her for that.

Crudbucket

2009-12-15 06:09:53 PM

Hooray!

Pashc

2009-12-15 06:11:46 PM

Tr0mBoNe: Officially? Because we've already seen it.

Yeah, if you haven't seen it, you just haven't looked for it. To quote Patrick Stewart, "I've seen everything. I've seen it all." But hey, just like Lays, one is never enough.

NewportBarGuy

2009-12-15 06:12:30 PM

I'd hit that, with BOTH fists!

Wise_Guy

2009-12-15 06:13:38 PM

I though she'd be more bruise-colored.

MysticSavage

2009-12-15 06:14:02 PM

Tr0mBoNe: Officially? Because we've already seen it.

As Ron White so eloquently put it, "You've seen one woman nekkid, you pretty much wanna see the rest of them nekkid."

strangeguitar

2009-12-15 06:19:15 PM

I'm not a fan of her music, but she is very sexually attractive.
/From the home office of Obvious Affairs

BobtheFascist

2009-12-15 06:25:46 PM

Like the old saying goes... If you've got it, flaunt it.

mongbiohazard

2009-12-15 06:26:01 PM

She's soooo hot from the neck down, but that enormous billboard forehead is a little distracting.

I'd hit it, and then serve snacks off her forehead.

Such a shame about the music, though. So terrible.

Rapmaster2000

2009-12-15 06:26:48 PM

Hopefully, he didn't beat up her auto-tuner too much.

GoteamVenture

2009-12-15 06:28:55 PM

NewportBarGuy: I'd hit that, with BOTH fists!

bravo sir. bravo.

/window seat

theorellior

2009-12-15 06:32:37 PM

Does this mean I gotta smack a biatch?

Didgeridon't

2009-12-15 06:33:33 PM

Classy.

Atomic Spunk

2009-12-15 06:39:37 PM

If she doesn't show any nipples, areola, genitals, pubic hair or anus, I'm not interested.

DevideByZer0

2009-12-15 06:43:11 PM

She's an exhibitionist, if you couldn't already tell.

She also just had a #1 hit with Jay Z and Douche-ye. So, I don't think her music career is hurting that badly.

strangeguitar

2009-12-15 06:49:35 PM

Atomic Spunk: If she doesn't show any nipples, areola, genitals, pubic hair or anus, I'm not interested.

Sir! I find that post offensive! How dare you suggest that she would be attractive having pubic hair in her gential region. To suggest that gazing upon her vulva with the unsightly obtrusion of pubic hair is uncalled for.

JasonOfOrillia

2009-12-15 06:49:39 PM

I think she's making the right choice.

alaric3

2009-12-15 07:09:47 PM

Yay!

The_Six_Fingered_Man

2009-12-15 07:11:55 PM

Tr0mBoNe: Officially? Because we've already seen it.

THIS.

Why look at the GQ cover when there are ACTUAL topless pictures somewhere on the tubes?

CornFedIowan

2009-12-15 07:15:04 PM

So nice of Donald Trump to let her borrow his hair.

Tr0mBoNe

2009-12-15 07:22:52 PM

MysticSavage: Tr0mBoNe: Officially? Because we've already seen it.

As Ron White so eloquently put it, "You've seen one woman nekkid, you pretty much wanna see the rest of them nekkid."

Awesome. Too true.

TheBigPythagoras

2009-12-15 07:28:15 PM

In before "Disregard Females, Obtain Currency"

Third_Uncle_Eno

2009-12-15 07:28:37 PM

so.... was the woman in those nekkid cell phone pictures really her?
i remember reading an article about her being all ashamed and stuff.

i never thought she was hot until I saw this article, then I was all like DAAYYYYUMMM

with emphasis on "YUM"

DamnYankees

2009-12-15 07:56:33 PM

Kludge: NSFW (new window)
NSFW (new window)

She posed nude for a photoshoot? When did this happen?

Kludge

2009-12-15 08:00:58 PM

DamnYankees:
She posed nude for a photoshoot? When did this happen?

First ones a 'shop, second one is real.

Her real boobies are much better.

Crudbucket

2009-12-15 08:01:01 PM

DamnYankees: Kludge: NSFW (new window)
NSFW (new window)

She posed nude for a photoshoot? When did this happen?

That first one is a fake, unless she unpierced her nipple and changed her bellybutton to an outie after the cellphone pics came out.

McDonough35

2009-12-15 08:15:54 PM

She's got a rockin' body, but one big ass man face. I'd put a bag on her head and then hit it till the sun comes up.

/and then I'd laugh cause I said 'comes'

BadSpellingAGoGo

2009-12-15 08:24:05 PM

I don't get it. This girl is too skinny, her hair and nails are fake, she is less than average looking...*shakes head*

/gimme Carla Gugino.
//yes, I like women.

featherspy

2009-12-15 08:24:31 PM

All I came to say is girl got some serious issues with her hair. It NEVER looks good.

None of you farkers even looked that far, but I won't hold it against you.

James Scameron

2009-12-15 08:24:58 PM

McDonough35: She's got a rockin' body, but one big ass man face. I'd put a bag on her head and then hit it till the sun comes up.

/and then I'd laugh cause I said 'comes'

pffffft

bronyaur1

2009-12-15 08:38:13 PM

I have absolutely no reason whatsoever to care about her as a person. Therefore I will focus my caring about her on her as a singer and her as a sex object.

tooeasy

2009-12-15 08:41:34 PM

shes purty

Atomic Spunk

2009-12-15 08:45:52 PM

BadSpellingAGoGo:
//yes, I like women.

Doubtful

LeafyGreens

2009-12-15 08:48:49 PM

featherspy: All I came to say is girl got some serious issues with her hair. It NEVER looks good.

None of you farkers even looked that far, but I won't hold it against you.

Alien Princess RiRi's hair has been an issue for some time now (poppy).

swahnhennessy

2009-12-15 09:00:12 PM

With a forehead that size you'd think she'd just use her enormous brain to telepathically instruct young women the world over and persuade them to buy her CDs.

CrackedEgg

2009-12-15 09:13:05 PM

Her forehead(fivehead?) is like the covering on an AEGIS radar array.

/wonder if she can track targets with it

Bonkthat_Again

2009-12-15 09:43:53 PM

I don't know...i give her a 6 for beauty and an 8 for body.
/she's got an evil look to her
//All the pics i see, makeup is just caked on

PeppaJack

2009-12-15 10:20:55 PM

Bonkthat_Again: I don't know...i give her a 6 for beauty and an 8 for body.
/she's got an evil look to her
//All the pics i see, makeup is just caked on

I condemn you sir, may angrily typing farkers pound their keyboards in fury at you.

tricycleracer

2009-12-15 10:29:47 PM

I'd hit it with a sack of oranges.

SnakeMan

2009-12-15 10:31:58 PM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Tr0mBoNe: Officially? Because we've already seen it.

THIS.

Why look at the GQ cover when there are ACTUAL topless pictures somewhere on the tubes?

Because those pictures are shiatty quality?!?! DUH!!!!!

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym

2009-12-15 11:26:04 PM

"No baby, you're taking all of your clothes off to signify your vulnerability about the attack, not to sex up the issue."

"Oh, ok..."

Bored Horde

2009-12-16 12:05:06 AM

SnakeMan: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Tr0mBoNe: Officially? Because we've already seen it.

THIS.

Why look at the GQ cover when there are ACTUAL topless pictures somewhere on the tubes?

Because those pictures are shiatty quality?!?! DUH!!!!!

Women do look a lot better after a few hours of photoshop

limboslam

2009-12-16 12:19:31 AM

Bored Horde: SnakeMan: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Tr0mBoNe: Officially? Because we've already seen it.

THIS.

Why look at the GQ cover when there are ACTUAL topless pictures somewhere on the tubes?

Because those pictures are shiatty quality?!?! DUH!!!!!

Women do look a ~~lot better~~ worse after a few ~~hours~~ minutes of photoshop

i486.photobucket.com

Man, that's fun!
i486.photobucket.com

Remarkable_Anus

2009-12-16 12:39:17 AM

I'd teabag her....

NuclearPenguins

2009-12-16 01:20:08 AM

God damned nipple ring in those leaked pictures ruins it for me. I cannot stand piercings. I'd still hit it with unholy fury, but I'd ask if she could her keep her top on.

The_Pink_Pimp

2009-12-16 01:26:17 AM

why does she hate knittings so much?

cache.gawker.com

/off to kill some knittings

BadSpellingAGoGo

2009-12-16 01:44:30 AM

Why aren't male artists forced to do this shiat?

Kludge

2009-12-16 01:59:37 AM

BadSpellingAGoGo: I don't get it. This girl is too skinny, her hair and nails are fake, she is less than average looking...*shakes head*

/gimme Carla Gugino.
//yes, I like women.

BadSpellingAGoGo: Why aren't male artists forced to do this shiat?

www.theassociatednews.com