You say that like the two groups are mutually exclusive- What about my jobless stoner 6 year old? Can she rejoice too?

Hooray!

As a guy who got stoned and watched Spongebob while unemployed a few years back, I feel like the headline is making fun of me

ME, DAMMIT!


/meh, I won't remember in 10 min

When will Spongebob and Patrick finally get married?

I am no jobless stoner but I like watching Spongebob with my kids. It's pretty funny stuff.

I haven't smoked pot in 8 years, but I thoroughly enjoy Spongebob.

BTW, I forgot to ask and I'm scared to look, but does rule 34 still apply?

I have a job, but I'm glad to hear it. Of course, there's probably more Spongebob out there already than I'll ever see, but so what?

I'M READY!

Spongebob is awesome. Underemployed but not unemployed.

/got nothing

I love Spongebob Squarepants. Its a rare animated show that both my daughter and I have both enjoyed for years together. The only difference is as shes grown up we tend to laugh in the same places now.

Tr0mBoNe: PainInTheASP: It can't be as good as Rocko's Modern Life.

/I was unemployed in 1995.

Oh man I miss that show.

/I was in grade 5 in 1995.

I WAS FIVE IN 1995!

Digitalstrange: I love Spongebob Squarepants. Its a rare animated show that both my daughter and I have both enjoyed for years together. The only difference is as shes grown up we tend to laugh in the same places now.

My mother and I had a similar experience with Pinky and the Brain. She would remind me it was on after school.

Anyone who doesnt enjoy Spongebob Squarepants NEEDS to see the movie.

Now will they please order another season of Penguins of Madagascar?

ARE YA READY KIDS?!?!?!?!?!
(AYE AYE CAPTAIN!)
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
(AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish.
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!
THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH!
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!

ready?
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
SONGE BOB SQUARE PAAAAAAAAAANTS!

Spongebob is still remarkably good after all these years.


My kids and I are all about Chowder now, though.

Gangway Fathead: My kids and I are all about Chowder now, though.

Chowder and Flapjack are hilarious. Both crack me up everyday.

Next time, on a special, all new Spongebob Squarepants movie.

As a father of (almost) 2 year old twins...I have to say that show is pretty damn funny. I can watch that (and Yo Gabba Gabba) and not feel bored.

Sweet. Spongebob viewings in my house usually go like this:

Me: LOLing at something
6 y/o daughter: "What? Why are you laughing?"

Gangway Fathead: Spongebob is still remarkably good after all these years.


My kids and I are all about Chowder now, though.

I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!

As a jobless alcoholic, I appreciate Spongebob as well. Even if everyone else in the room mocks me when I turn it on.

Please, Nick, for the love of God, air the episodes on a regular basis.

No waiting 6 months and then 36 in one day. And then waiting another 6 months.

/Icarly is, for the first time in YEARS, the first show to air on a near-regular basis in the same day and slot.
//Please do the same for Spongebob.
///This is why all the half-decent nick shows disappear in 3 years. Nobody knows WTF they're on!

You know your kids watch ALOT of Spongebob when their fave swear word is 'tartan sauce'.

/yes, they think its a bad word
//not going to correct them
///'Sailor Mouth' episode FTW, yea verily!

tartar, not tartan

espiaboricua: Gangway Fathead: Spongebob is still remarkably good after all these years.


My kids and I are all about Chowder now, though.

I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!

Have you seen the eps with Mr. Fugu and his cat valet Foie Gras? Brilliantly absurd.

I'm ready, I'm ready!

jake3988: Please, Nick, for the love of God, air the episodes on a regular basis.

No waiting 6 months and then 36 in one day. And then waiting another 6 months.

/Icarly is, for the first time in YEARS, the first show to air on a near-regular basis in the same day and slot.
//Please do the same for Spongebob.
///This is why all the half-decent nick shows disappear in 3 years. Nobody knows WTF they're on!


Are you kidding? It seems like it is always on in my house.

Spongebob saved a kid.

When I was an EMT a while back, we were called to a car accident. People were really hurt except one kid we couldn't tell. No outer marks but he wouldn't talk. Just sat and stared. Wouldn't give us his name or anything.
Then one of the EMT's went over to him and said, "Hey, who lives in a Pineapple under the sea?"
It was like a switch went on. He looked over and said, "Spongebob Squarepants." and began telling us what happened.

/my story, bro

Gangway Fathead: Spongebob is still remarkably good after all these years.


My kids and I are all about Chowder now, though.

Seriously? I find that and Flapjack annoying as hell.My daughter likes it but I cant stand it

jst3p: Are you kidding? It seems like it is always on in my house.
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400th run reruns, yes. New shows, no.

Did I hear about Jobless Children?

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/industrial_revolution_provides

jake3988: jst3p: Are you kidding? It seems like it is always on in my house.
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400th run reruns, yes. New shows, no.

I watch SBSP every day. They play 10 episodes twice a week every week.

Yes, yes, SpongeBob.

How many more Penguins episodes though? HOW MANY MORE PENGUINS!?!?!



/cute and cuddly, boys, cute and cuddly
//sparks a bowl

I watched this guy when I was unemployed, but I wasn't stoned.

You mean kids watch that show?

As someone who has noticed that Spongebob conveniently happens to air DIRECTLY at 4:20 on my cable... Ok ok, i like my reefer, and i like my spongebob. Its a great combo.

Other awsome cartoon i love? Jimmy Two Shoes
That show is wonderful.

PainInTheASP: It can't be as good as Rocko's Modern Life.

/I was unemployed in 1995.

i was 4 and enjoying life and the shows that made Nick actually good in 1995

/misses the 90's

katerbug72: Whoops, too big and wrong doll. Mine has lips you can flick and a nose you can pinch.

Why is it I always misread flick? And not, like, different ways, no. The same way, every time.

He's ready!

/and me too.
//34 yr old. loves the sponge.
///"Look, doubloons! Don't drop 'em."

cantthinkofafarkingname: /misses the 90's

You werent even alive the whole decade.

LeafyGreens: Yes, yes, SpongeBob.

How many more Penguins episodes though? HOW MANY MORE PENGUINS!?!?!






I haven't seen the show, but I loved those characters in the movies.

you forgot homosexuals subby.

Spongebob is really surprisingly good. Even when you aren't stoned. It's in the top three best kids shows I've seen, not counting the ones around when I was a kid.

/They are Courage the Cowardly Dog (which is more an exercise in surrealism than comedy IMO), The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy (which is mainly about making references kids have no chance of getting IMX), and Spongebob Squarepants (which is genuinely entertaining for all ages).
//And, of course, they are better if you are stoned.