The candy-coffee thing makes me sad. If I wanted a milkshake, something something 12 year old boy.

My wife gets a non-fat soy caramel machiattos and calls it coffee. I correct her and call it dessert.

That is of course until you dump 6 spoonfuls of sugar in every cup.

Three Caramel Brulee Frappuccino Blended Crème whips.

foo monkey: My wife gets a non-fat soy caramel machiattos and calls it coffee. I correct her and call it dessert.

From what I hear, she likes her coffee like she likes her men: Black and Strong.

"1 large Caramel Brulee Frappuccino Blended Crème whip, please"



where's the coffee?

"Three orange whips."

I bet they're talking about fat and old people diabetes.

/checks article

Yup. You know what else prevents diabetes? Not being fat or old.

Like that gap between the first and third Starship Troopers movies, I do not acknowledge 99% of the things people call coffee.

I see Peter King has finally found FARK...

I used to only drink coffee with a ton of stuff in it, which is why I now drink tea instead. If you have to put so much flavoring in/on something it no longer resembles the original item, why are you eating/drinking it in the first place?

This is absolutely true. Diabetes runs in my family very strongly. Virtually all my aunts and uncles and grandparents on my mom's side, except my mom have it to some degree. And the difference? My mom drinks coffee and tea religiously. On my Dad's side it's not so cut and dry, but the family members who drink lots of coffee are precisely the ones without weight issues and without diabetes.

I think I'm going to go drink myself into a caffeine coma. I feel my blood sugar starting to go haywire.

Breve. My brother knows what it means. For those that wish to croak immediately after drinking.

Coffee and tea (with caffeine), makes you jittery and fidgety which makes you move around, which makes you burn calories, which makes you lose weight, which makes you a less likely candidate for diabetes.


Next study, can cocaine prevent diabetes?

Excellent!
The coffee shop in the lobby of my building is selling all-you-can-drink coffee until the end of 2010 for $130.

Good for the prostate too.

/Actual story.
//Didn't matter if it was caffinated or not.

And I get the weird looks when I order a coffee black w/ no sugar.
/Assumes it's from everyone else ordering dessert drinks
//Ass
///U
////Mes
MEGA-SLASHIES

came here for the Blues Brothers reference

/3 orange whips

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yef7kj6
(copy and paste, NSFW)

...and gorgor comes through again! Well-done, sir, well-done.

I prefer coffee flavored coffee (black), but that's just me. Occassionally I'll make the leap into espresso or chicory for a change of pace. Oh, and for all you folks that make that general purpose office "coffee", please for the love of all that's beautiful make COFFEE and not hot brown water! That stuff doesn't even smell like coffee. It's so horrible at my office that I've started to bring in my own french press and bean grinder and I don't consider myself a true coffee snob.

/rant

Also, instant coffee isn't really coffee. They add the color a flavor by spraying it onto the crystals just before packaging. Just FYI.

Sweet, and here I was worried that my "drink a pot of tea every morning" ritual would damage my health.

/British Breakfast or Earl Gray are my teas of choice.

I totally confuse the workers at the coffee shop when all I went is a cup of coffee. I don't think they know how to make it.

TheGogmagog: Good for the prostate too.

/Actual story.
//Didn't matter if it was caffinated or not.

Coffee enemas for all, you queers.

HawgWild: I don't drink coffee, because my co-workers would kill me.

What workplace would look down upon coffee? That makes no sense to me.

Working at Starbucks ironically taught me to appreciate strong black coffee from a French press (from the Pacific islands or Yemen, preferably, and NOT from Sbux). Also, it taught me to think less of anyone who orders a drink with more than 1 'modifier', unless it's 'for here'. The most annoying/rude people always ordered Frappuccinos so no, you can't drink those either.

/Your baristas judge you.

Learn these two orders:

Hot.

Iced.

Take this, brother, may it serve you well!

each additional cup of coffee consumed in a day cut diabetes risk by 7%.

Thatmakesmyrisk(100-7*20/100)-40%sofar!!!!!

Approves

I drink espresso straight. I make it at home. I also drink coffee black at home. Sometimes I'll put Irish cream in my coffee, but that's an evening drink. I get a mocha from starbucks on a regular basis. I don't call that coffee.

Kanemano: Coffee and tea (with caffeine), makes you jittery and fidgety which makes you move around, which makes you burn calories, which makes you lose weight, which makes you a less likely candidate for diabetes.


Heh. Your post reminded me of the Programmer's Creed: "It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java the thoughs acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion"

/ not mine
/ wish I could take credit for this, however.

Farkwaddle: I prefer coffee flavored coffee (black)

can't you see we talkin (white)?

Farkwaddle: I prefer coffee flavored coffee (black), but that's just me. Occassionally I'll make the leap into espresso or chicory for a change of pace. Oh, and for all you folks that make that general purpose office "coffee", please for the love of all that's beautiful make COFFEE and not hot brown water! That stuff doesn't even smell like coffee. It's so horrible at my office that I've started to bring in my own french press and bean grinder and I don't consider myself a true coffee snob.

/rant

Also, instant coffee isn't really coffee. They add the color a flavor by spraying it onto the crystals just before packaging. Just FYI.

I like my coffee like I like my women...with a fetus inside.

I like my coffee like I like my men.

Huge penises.

Bell: How fresh is this coffee?

Ellis: I generally make a fresh pot ever week even if there's some left over.

French press or turkish style is the best. A little sugar and it's perfect. Coffee is supposed to be sweet already.

Axe Wound: Working at Starbucks ironically taught me to appreciate strong black coffee from a French press (from the Pacific islands or Yemen, preferably, and NOT from Sbux). Also, it taught me to think less of anyone who orders a drink with more than 1 'modifier', unless it's 'for here'. The most annoying/rude people always ordered Frappuccinos so no, you can't drink those either.

/Your baristas judge you.

I'm on a first name basis with all of the baristas at my local Starbucks. They already know what I'll order (most of the time). During the summer they just need to know if I'm having my regular or a frappaccino. I'm not rude, so I break your rule. Ok, they did get annoyed when, during a discussion about espresso, I said they burnt their beans. They denied this. I proved them wrong by bringing properly roasted espresso beans from home (Jamaican Blue Mountain) for them to compare. They now know better.

fritopendejo: Farkwaddle: I prefer coffee flavored coffee (black), but that's just me. Occassionally I'll make the leap into espresso or chicory for a change of pace. Oh, and for all you folks that make that general purpose office "coffee", please for the love of all that's beautiful make COFFEE and not hot brown water! That stuff doesn't even smell like coffee. It's so horrible at my office that I've started to bring in my own french press and bean grinder and I don't consider myself a true coffee snob.

/rant

Also, instant coffee isn't really coffee. They add the color a flavor by spraying it onto the crystals just before packaging. Just FYI.

I like my coffee like I like my women...with a fetus inside.

Niiiice. I bet that's an awkward order at the coffee shop.

I drink 3-5 cups of coffee and 2 large iced teas a day and I was diabetic at age 30...so I am getting a kick out of these replies...

HawgWild: NuclearPenguins: HawgWild: I don't drink coffee, because my co-workers would kill me.

What workplace would look down upon coffee? That makes no sense to me.

It's because I'm already wired. THEY drink coffee. I don't need it.

/seriously, I'm annoying and hyper enough as it is

Oh ok. That is an acceptable explanation. I was wondering what kind of losers would frown upon coffee.

i wonder if it will still be healthy next year