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2009-12-15 01:01:18 PM
Meh, no Heat.
 
2009-12-15 01:02:33 PM
Ghey. Watch Commando or Predator and get back to me.
 
2009-12-15 01:03:30 PM
Not manly enough.

Pulp Fiction, now there's a manly movie.
 
2009-12-15 01:04:01 PM
Weak flowchart. Three paths, ending up with same movies.
 
2009-12-15 01:04:03 PM
Disappointing chart.
 
2009-12-15 01:05:32 PM
I nominate The Road Warrior as one of the manliest movies of all time.
 
2009-12-15 01:06:06 PM
That was the biggest waste of my time this month.
 
2009-12-15 01:06:18 PM
I don't get it.
 
2009-12-15 01:06:37 PM
Skwishmitten: Ghey. Watch Commando or Predator and get back to me.

Conan

The music alone should raise your testosterone by a few points
 
2009-12-15 01:07:05 PM
Every flow chart about manliness should begin and end with Lee Marvin.
 
2009-12-15 01:07:08 PM
Sorry but watching Amelie isn't going to make me any less of a man.
 
2009-12-15 01:08:26 PM
The first question is "What kind of 'man' are you looking for?"

Sounds gay.
 
2009-12-15 01:08:27 PM
bigworld2000: Sorry but watching Amelie isn't going to make me any less of a man.

haha, yes it will, sally.
 
2009-12-15 01:08:55 PM
Skwishmitten: Ghey. Watch Commando or Predator and get back to me.


"Commando" and "Predator" don't have the word "Man" in the title. All the movies in this silly chart do. You shoulda said "Demolition Man" or um...anyway, there was a "theme" in the chart & you broke it.
 
2009-12-15 01:09:49 PM
schattenteufel: Skwishmitten: Ghey. Watch Commando or Predator and get back to me.


"Commando" and "Predator" don't have the word "Man" in the title. All the movies in this silly chart do. You shoulda said "Demolition Man" or um...anyway, there was a "theme" in the chart & you broke it.


I stand corrected.
May I submit "The Running Man" as a suitable replacement?
 
2009-12-15 01:10:25 PM
bigworld2000: Sorry but watching Amelie isn't going to make me any less of a man.

Watching that movie with a girl pretty much guarantees you will be getting some pussy when it is over.
 
2009-12-15 01:10:38 PM
That flowchart was so lame it inverted my penis.

/pops in 'Man on Fire' to get the mojo back
 
2009-12-15 01:10:44 PM
Platoon. Sniper. That is all for now.
 
2009-12-15 01:11:33 PM
No Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, Hamburger Hill, Saving Private Ryan, Blackhawk Down? What about Blazing Saddles, Life of Brian, Holy Grail, Meaning of Life? And where the hell are the sports and porn?? This is a whole lotta fail. Where's my gottdam beer?
 
2009-12-15 01:11:50 PM
Flow-Chart Thread? Please? Not yet?

I'll be back.
 
2009-12-15 01:11:57 PM
Skwishmitten: schattenteufel: Skwishmitten: Ghey. Watch Commando or Predator and get back to me.


"Commando" and "Predator" don't have the word "Man" in the title. All the movies in this silly chart do. You shoulda said "Demolition Man" or um...anyway, there was a "theme" in the chart & you broke it.

I stand corrected.
May I submit "The Running Man" as a suitable replacement?


bicentennial man.
 
2009-12-15 01:12:10 PM
TailsAndy: Not manly enough.

Pulp Fiction, now there's a manly movie.


Shotguns.

We should have them for this shiat.
 
2009-12-15 01:12:39 PM
schattenteufel: Skwishmitten: Ghey. Watch Commando or Predator and get back to me.


"Commando" and "Predator" don't have the word "Man" in the title. All the movies in this silly chart do.


It's there, it's just stealthy
 
2009-12-15 01:12:46 PM
bigworld2000: Sorry but watching Amelie isn't going to make me any less of a man.

Mansquito, simply the best movie ever made.

subby has the ghey
 
2009-12-15 01:14:11 PM
Hell, even Big Trouble In Little China has more balls than all of those choices put together. 2-to-1 the article was written by a metrosexual who likes long walks on the beach, knitting, and sobbing over bad hair days.
 
2009-12-15 01:17:50 PM
Skwishmitten: May I submit "The Running Man" as a suitable replacement?

There was a 5 year period that whenever I got too hungover, that movie would always be on TV the next morning. I think My Cousin Vinnie used to be that movie, then The Running Man, and now I don't know anymore. I've noticed Blood Sport is on a lot, maybe it's that now.
 
2009-12-15 01:18:12 PM
RockIsDead: Manly? If you define it by drooling over big plastic tits.

I'll assert my manliness by calling you ghey.
 
2009-12-15 01:18:40 PM
uncletogie: Hell, even Big Trouble In Little China has more balls than all of those choices put together. 2-to-1 the article was written by a metrosexual who likes long walks on the beach, knitting, and sobbing over bad hair days.

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
 
2009-12-15 01:20:15 PM
Vanishing Point...the 70's version.
 
2009-12-15 01:20:50 PM
WORST. FLOWCHART. EVER.

/check the chromosomes on whoever greenlit this.
 
2009-12-15 01:21:09 PM
www.worldatlas.com

It's a man's world
 
2009-12-15 01:21:42 PM
Meh... Back to the Many Faces of Death
 
2009-12-15 01:21:50 PM
Drink a beer, spit, then scratch your crotch before using this handy flowchart to find a Manly Movie that matches your testosterone level

What does the chart show that's off the chart?
 
2009-12-15 01:22:36 PM
uncletogie: Hell, even Big Trouble In Little China has more balls than all of those choices put together. 2-to-1 the article was written by a metrosexual who likes long walks on the beach, knitting, and sobbing over bad hair days.

I'd add "They Live" to that list....
 
2009-12-15 01:23:41 PM
I would like to say from the bottom of my heart... That is the worst flowchart I have ever seen!
 
2009-12-15 01:24:20 PM
If it's that lame, I'm not clicking.
 
2009-12-15 01:25:08 PM
miltonbabbitt: It's a man's world

That movie was singularly responsible for making my testicles drop as a wee one.
 
2009-12-15 01:25:33 PM
You mean I can't just flip on Spike TV and get my daily dose of painfully forced masculinity?
 
2009-12-15 01:26:36 PM
My steps:

Step 1: Be a man and watch whatever movie you damn well feel like watching.
 
2009-12-15 01:26:45 PM
Pope Michael of Discordia: If it's that lame, I'm not clicking.

It's that lame. The key here is the title: Chart: The Season of "Man"-ly Movies where "man" is in quotation marks. As in, not really.
 
2009-12-15 01:26:55 PM
Skwishmitten: schattenteufel: Skwishmitten: Ghey. Watch Commando or Predator and get back to me.


"Commando" and "Predator" don't have the word "Man" in the title. All the movies in this silly chart do. You shoulda said "Demolition Man" or um...anyway, there was a "theme" in the chart & you broke it.

I stand corrected.
May I submit "The Running Man" as a suitable replacement?


Rain Man?
 
2009-12-15 01:27:05 PM
No Hard Boiled, Desperado? What manner of gheyness is this chart?
 
2009-12-15 01:29:06 PM
Site's farked. Doesn't show flowchart.
 
2009-12-15 01:29:14 PM
The Angry Hand of God: bigworld2000: Sorry but watching Amelie isn't going to make me any less of a man.

Watching that movie with a girl pretty much guarantees you will be getting some pussy when it is over.


Indeed, you will be joining that group of Parisian Couples.

(BTW, it is a great update on the screwball comedy)
 
2009-12-15 01:30:52 PM
The Angry Hand of God: Watching that movie with a girl pretty much guarantees you will be getting some pussy when it is over.

You don't even want to know the thrashing doing that AND knowing french will get you.
 
2009-12-15 01:31:43 PM
Snake wants a word with you
www.ugo.com
hot
 
2009-12-15 01:32:56 PM
www.videodetective.com

/First guy that came to mind.
 
2009-12-15 01:33:17 PM
nhs.needham.k12.ma.us

What a manly movie may look like.
 
2009-12-15 01:33:49 PM
RockIsDead: Manly? If you define it by drooling over big plastic tits.

What is wrong with fake tits? I mean a well done pair are still a damn good time.

/noticed this list is for 2009, WTF
 
2009-12-15 01:34:07 PM
Knucklepopper: Meh, no Heat.

This.
 
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