Jesus.

Good lord those people are whiners!
Throw that crap right outta the court!

Hey sistah! What kind of meat does a priest eat on Fridays?

NUN! laffo!!

And to think the boys I raised return as thieves with filthy mouths, and bad attitudes! Don't come back until you have redeemed yourselves!

Huh?

Attila the bun?

Canadians just don't know how to have real labor dispute.

Here in the US, labor will block blood deliveries to hospitals.

Announcer: And now for something completely different.

It's Man: It's ...

Massive canned applause.
Animated credit titles.
At the end of these titles cut to a country road. After three seconds a motorbike appears in the distance and speeds towards the camera. We see that a wild-looking nun is riding it.

First Voice Over: Yes, it's Attila the Nun.

Attila the Nun flashes past the camera, There is a loud sound of the bike crashing off camera.

Second Voice Over: A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.

Attila the Nun on a hospital bed, struggling wildly with two doctors and a nurse who are trying to hold her down. She looks really fearsome. Another doctor enters and summons the nurse away.

My dad actually fondly recalls the days when he had "Attila the Nun" for math and science. Woman even dragged herself out of bed w/ a debilitating flu when the priest subbing for her not only deviated from the lesson plan but also took the kids out for hiking, swimming and horseback riding.

This being the 50s my father actually had that Bing Crosby style priest and no one would think anything of it.

PS Religion = Superstition + $$$$$

Somebody find the link to Mel Sharpe and the Sharptones'
"They Don't make Nun Names Like That No More"


They don't make nun names
like that no more
no more cool nun names
that's for sure

Times have changed
nuns use their real names today
but I miss those old nun names
like Sister Bob
And Sister Ray...



Sister Mary rutabega,
sister mary Himalaya...

...and they'll know we are Christians by our love, by our love,
Yes, they'll know we are Christians by our love...

/is sooooo thankful for Catholic school

This is a dull story about dull people.

Inflatable Rhetoric: PS Religion = Superstition + $$$$$

Sorry, thou art god whether you like it or not.

/you don't get off that easy
//if I'm god, you have to be, too.. sucker

Inflatable Rhetoric: This is a dull story about dull people.

I disagree I think this is a colourful, flavourful, honourable, neighbourly rumour about labour

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Denial_of_Death: Inflatable Rhetoric: PS Religion = Superstition + $$$$$

Sorry, thou art god whether you like it or not.

/you don't get off that easy
//if I'm god, you have to be, too.. sucker

That makes a lot of sense.

A disagreement between a priest and a nun can get out of hand quickly.

Paul & Storm - Nun Fights (live)

Gotta see "The Penguin"

Yes, she shoots sparks out of her mouth!

Truer words were probably never spoken.

She'll be having NUN of it

Religions are unionized in Canadia?

i am the infidel: Religions are unionized in Canadia?

My mother belonged to something called the UCM (Union of Catholic Mothers) back in the UK. These gals had meetings where they discussed how they'd like to bang the new parish priest.

Of course, the priest would have nunofit!

"Of course, the priest would have nunofit!"

OK. You are officially on probation for that one.

Attila the Bun!

What Attila the Nun might look like...

Ward said he has no formal chaplaincy or management certification, but has "experiential" qualifications in the travel industry then the priesthood for the last 24 years.

In his defense, he was able to find a job more useless than travel agent - not an easy task, especially when you have no qualifications, skills or ability to work with others.

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100 reasons global warming can't be caused by man.

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"I want you kids to get a head."
*audience laughter*


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As someone seeking to become a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence, I'm getting a ruler-slap out of these replies.

Mean Daddy: Link (new window)

100 reasons global warming can't be caused by man.

Well I'm convinced.