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(New York Daily News)   Apparently this needs repeating: Before exposing and fondling yourself on the subway, remember that cell phone cameras work whether the user can get a signal or not   (nydailynews.com) divider line 59
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2009-12-15 08:13:25 AM  
Fap
 
2009-12-15 08:23:15 AM  
I encourage people to take pics while I do that.
 
2009-12-15 09:12:43 AM  
Yeah, cuz a guy fapping in public is really concerned about the pictures.

Imagine the embarrassment when he checks his facebook page!
 
2009-12-15 10:36:03 AM  
no pictures of his junk? i mean how will they identify him?
 
2009-12-15 10:36:20 AM  
Is that his fark handle also?
 
2009-12-15 10:38:48 AM  
:(
 
2009-12-15 10:39:59 AM  
shiat. i missed the inservice. oh well, been in cuffs before.
 
2009-12-15 10:40:19 AM  
This thread is useful without pics...
 
2009-12-15 10:40:28 AM  
No cell phones or photos mentioned in TFA. WTF Subby?
 
2009-12-15 10:40:43 AM  
Are we sure he wasn't on a tug boat?
 
2009-12-15 10:43:03 AM  
When keepin' it real goes wrong...
 
2009-12-15 10:43:23 AM  
whew, that was a close one. i thought for sure i would have some explaining to do.
Go on your yearly trip to NYC and try to get the true NYC feel by masturbating on the subway my friend says. I thought that when the woman started crying, she would not be able to take a good picture, and i guess i was right.
On the other hand that guy is a freakin loser. You should never wear white after Labor day.
 
2009-12-15 10:44:04 AM  
Heh, that article surely used neutral language... "sicko", "creep"?

/Stupid journalism is stupid.
 
2009-12-15 10:44:17 AM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

kimchisoup.com
 
2009-12-15 10:45:30 AM  
yesterday was BIE. Today is PICPC
 
2009-12-15 10:45:30 AM  
A hoe needs to remember her place when she gets on the G train.


farm3.static.flickr.com

Seriously tho, this guy has some issues. He needs to go turn himself in and win a free lifetime supply of brain meds.
 
2009-12-15 10:45:37 AM  
The look in his eyes is going to give me nightmares for a month.
 
2009-12-15 10:45:41 AM  
ntrino: whew, that was a close one. i thought for sure i would have some explaining to do.
Go on your yearly trip to NYC and try to get the true NYC feel by masturbating on the subway my friend says. I thought that when the woman started crying, she would not be able to take a good picture, and i guess i was right.
On the other hand that guy is a freakin loser. You should never wear white after Labor day.


LOL
 
2009-12-15 10:45:43 AM  
First, we need a pic of the "victim" to determine whether the fapping was justified.

Second, she's not a real "victim" unless the guy came on her face.
 
2009-12-15 10:47:07 AM  
eraser8: First, we need a pic of the "victim" to determine whether the fapping was justified.

Second, she's not a real "victim" unless the guy came on her face.


I'd like to put you on a train while some creepy dude drops trou and masturbates while staring into your face and see if you don't feel like a victim.
 
2009-12-15 10:47:12 AM  
Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.
 
2009-12-15 10:47:40 AM  
Judging by the picture in the article I would guess that taking a picture of the guy probably may not be the best thing to do. He was looking right at the girl. It kinda seems like she was asking for trouble. Anyway, there is one thing that the article doesn't mention.

Did he cum?
 
2009-12-15 10:47:44 AM  
isleifure.blog.is

It had been a busy day for Mr. Chin. Work at the Advanced Fuel Cell Design Consortium was grueling but rewarding. Just this day, he had reformulated the synthetic membrane allowing electrons to pass through 50% faster. The power output of the experimental G7 engine tripled electrical output. His supervisor said that Mr. Chin's efforts not only saved the company but the G7 could reduce the consumption of fossil fuel 72%.

But it was just another day in the life of a MIT grad. Before he left work, his wife called and asked him to pick up the daughters' pillows. They were at the cleaners and ready for pickup.

As Mr. Chin road the subway home, he wondered if the world would remember him for his work in alternative fuels. "Well, it's for the kids" he thought to himself. But still, it would be nice to be remembered for something he did today.
 
2009-12-15 10:49:50 AM  
Tiger Woods has really hit bottom!
 
2009-12-15 10:50:57 AM  
NicoFinn: eraser8: First, we need a pic of the "victim" to determine whether the fapping was justified.

Second, she's not a real "victim" unless the guy came on her face.

I'd like to put you on a train while some creepy dude drops trou and masturbates while staring into your face and see if you don't feel like a victim.


This happened to me on a train going from Amsterdam to The Hague. It was creepy as hell. Sorry, no pictures as cellphones were not around yet. And yes, it does make one feel ..um ..used.
 
2009-12-15 10:51:10 AM  
Is that Mike Epps circa Next Friday?
 
2009-12-15 10:51:38 AM  
Last time I was in Budapest I got a wonderful view of a homeless man masturbating at the entrance to the subway.

My wife didn't even notice. HOW CAN YOU NOT NOTICE?
 
2009-12-15 10:52:19 AM  
Harry Freakstorm:

I Always wondered if there was a way to make that picture more awesome, and by God you found it.
 
2009-12-15 10:56:23 AM  
The thing to do is to start mocking/hecking/goofing on the guy. See, he WANTS a negative/freaked out reaction, thats what they get off on, so if you were to start in with "It's your birthday! Whoop whoop!" and clapping in tune with his strokes, it would kill the mood for him. Start laughing at his junk, make a mockery of the situation and it would turn the tables on the perv.
 
2009-12-15 10:56:24 AM  
haddie: Last time I was in Budapest I got a wonderful view of a homeless man masturbating at the entrance to the subway.

My wife didn't even notice. HOW CAN YOU NOT NOTICE?


Bum fap? You'd think the odor alone would have alerted your wife. Wonder how many infections he has given himself.

/not really
 
2009-12-15 10:57:02 AM  
thread worthless w/o pics
 
2009-12-15 10:57:45 AM  
the victim
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-12-15 10:57:49 AM  
FarkinHostile: The thing to do is to start mocking/hecking/goofing on the guy. See, he WANTS a negative/freaked out reaction, thats what they get off on, so if you were to start in with "It's your birthday! Whoop whoop!" and clapping in tune with his strokes, it would kill the mood for him. Start laughing at his junk, make a mockery of the situation and it would turn the tables on the perv.

Or you could always just whip yours out and ask if he wants to race.
 
2009-12-15 10:59:23 AM  
haddie: Last time I was in Budapest I got a wonderful view of a homeless man masturbating at the entrance to the subway.

My wife didn't even notice. HOW CAN YOU NOT NOTICE?


In all fairness, if she sees this type of stuff every time she walks through the house, she may not have noticed...

/wink wink nudge nudge
 
2009-12-15 10:59:31 AM  
Just dropping in to make sure I didnt date the pervert in question.
Yup, not the German exchange student!
Leaves satisfied... just like the train perv!
 
2009-12-15 11:01:10 AM  
JokerMattly: Harry Freakstorm:

I Always wondered if there was a way to make that picture more awesome, and by God you found it.


He is a master of his art.
 
2009-12-15 11:02:21 AM  
slave2grind: the victim

I's was so offended. I thought it would have been bigger.
 
2009-12-15 11:03:09 AM  
What if it were a hot and attractive woman naked and fapping?.

/Double standards?
 
2009-12-15 11:07:35 AM  
I was expecting this story to be in Boston. We fondle all day long in The Bean.
 
2009-12-15 11:07:46 AM  
On this Subway, the footlongs are free, baby.
 
2009-12-15 11:13:27 AM  
I did notice a PSA on the Blue Line train in Chicago this morning. It said something like, "Touching, Grabbing, etc. - if it's unwanted, it's harrassment".

Good thing biatches ALWAYS wanna see my junk dressed up in different puppet outfits, because my morning commute routine is NOT changing.
 
2009-12-15 11:14:38 AM  
assets.nydailynews.com

Oh yeah. Got the train action. Clickety clack makes my junk go 'wee'. Oh. Lookie there. Nice lady with all her clothes on. What a turn on, oh yeah. It's nicer than all those nekkid chicks I gotta look at down at the Victory's Secret Research Facility. Oh yeah, mama's got it goin' on. Say, every time we go over a spot on the tracks, her bewbies jiggle. Wow. This is nice. Oh yeah, baby. Keep them clothes on, jiggle for me. Oh yeah...
 
2009-12-15 11:15:03 AM  
NittLion78: I did notice a PSA on the Blue Line train in Chicago this morning. It said something like, "Touching, Grabbing, etc. - if it's unwanted, it's harrassment".

Good thing biatches ALWAYS wanna see my junk dressed up in different puppet outfits, because my morning commute routine is NOT changing.


It's not harassment if he's attractive. Tom Brady told me so.
 
2009-12-15 11:16:39 AM  
Harry Freakstorm

That... was beautiful.
 
2009-12-15 11:18:41 AM  
Fondle My Sweaters: It's not harassment if he's attractive. Tom Brady told me so.

I showed that biatch my junk dressed up like an Ewok. Biatches love my junk dressed up like an Ewok.
 
2009-12-15 11:18:49 AM  
Funtime Subway Game of The Day!

After throwing your hot coffee onto the masturbator's erection, see if you can get your coffee cup to stay on his junk.

It's like horseshoes, but with penis. Penishoes!
 
2009-12-15 11:20:18 AM  
CygnusDarius: What if it were a hot and attractive woman naked and fapping?.

/Double standards?


Yes, a definite and glaring double standard that I am 100% content to uphold...mostly...
It depends on her appearance/hygene...not nec. in that order.
 
2009-12-15 11:27:00 AM  
www.mtv.com
 
2009-12-15 11:34:55 AM  
Heineken Skywalker: Is that Mike Epps circa Next Friday?

ty I couldn't remember where he looked familiar from
 
2009-12-15 11:38:41 AM  
brap: Funtime Subway Game of The Day!

After throwing your hot coffee onto the masturbator's erection, see if you can get your coffee cup to stay on his junk.

It's like horseshoes, but with penis. Penishoes!


That game is fun year-round. Though for seasonal fun, you can't beat Wintertime's "Guess which Chinese person has TB by the phlegm they hack up and spit on the train floor."

/Bet on the brown jell-o stuff.
 
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