Too soon?

peachy92: Where can I get some of these? I know a few people that would want these.

Amazon has them, but they're only pre-order

//same attraction - wanted to snag one for a quick gift..

skinnycatullus: 'They are distasteful, hundreds of people died in the tragedy,' he said. 'How long will it be before this firm makes ice cubes of the Twin Towers to commemorate 9/11?'

Oh give me a farkin' break. Lighten up, Frances.

Twin Tower swizzle sticks would be more appropriate.

If by "sick and distasteful" you mean "totally awesome".

skinnycatullus: 'They are distasteful, hundreds of people died in the tragedy,' he said. 'How long will it be before this firm makes ice cubes of the Twin Towers to commemorate 9/11?'

Oh give me a farkin' break. Lighten up, Frances.

If the timetable holds, we can make ice cubes of 9/11 in 2098

I want one of these in the worst way.

Every night in my drink
I see you. I feel you.
That is how I know you go on....

Comedy = Tragedy + Time

peachy92: Where can I get some of these? I know a few people that would want these.

I've seen them in stores all over the place. They seem to be fairly popular. Try novelty/gift type stores or kitchenware stores.

The Vancouver Art Gallery is even selling them.

Ha ha ha! That's actually really funny. But it's best if you have a glass that is the proper size to do what they did in the picture.

I approve

Guaranteed amusing. As used by the crowned heads of Europe. Has brought tears to the eyes of Royalty. 'Denmark has never laughed so much' - 'The Stage'. Nice little novelty number - 'a naughty Humphrey' - breaks the ice at parties. Put it on the table. Press the button. It vomits. Absolutely guaranteed. With refills. 'Black soap' - leave it in the bathroom, they wash their hands, real fungus grows on the fingers. Can't get it off for hours. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties. Frighten the elderly - real snakes. Comedy hernia kit. Plastic flesh wounds - just keep your friends in stitches. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties. Hours of fun with 'honeymoon delight' - empty it into their beds - real skunk juice. They won't forget their wedding night. Sticks to the skin, absolutely waterproof, guaranteed to break the ice at parties. Amuse your friends - CS gas canisters - smells, tastes and acts just like the real thing - can blind, maim or kill. Or for drinks, why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. Or get the new Pooh-Pooh machine. Embarrass your guests - completely authentic sound. Or why not try a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties.

Weaver95: markie_farkie: How long before the Lil Auschwitz ovens hit store shelves?

I'll take 3 units please.

It's the final solution to all your warm drink problems.

/Dear god I feel horrible for that one.

MorningBreath: if this is popular, my Hindenberg tiki torches should do great.

Oh, the humuhumanity!

Gecko Gingrich: In fact, since they're not alcohol, I can even ship them.

Well, only about half way.

MorningBreath

if this is popular, my Hindenberg tiki torches should do great.


Tiki tiki,
Burning bright

I wish I may
I wish I might
Set my deck
Afire with thermite.

Burma shave

AdolfOliverPanties: That's pretty cool. It's been 97 years. I think even the great grandchildren of Titanic passengers should just chill.

nice as ice

i'd pick up a set of these, it's hilarious.

skinink: "'They are distasteful, hundreds of people died in the tragedy,' he said. 'How long will it be before some hack director turns this tragedy into some cheap love story?"

Cameron ripped this movie off, almost shot for shot in the begining.