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(Telegraph) Followup Yeah, as suspected, Lindsay Lohan's "I saved 40 Indian orphans" claim is probably just a bit of drug psychosis kicking in   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 44
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2009-12-14 04:00:11 PM
FTFA: Ruchira Gupta, an anti-trafficking campaigner, said: "If celebrities do it to get publicity then they are trivialising child-trafficking."

Now, I don't think I could care any less about the daily goings on of Lohan, but one thing to keep in mind, and it is a sad thing to be sure, is that there are literally thousands of people who would not have been aware of this event had it not been for her capitalizing on it.

I'm not saying that this justifies what she did, there were certainly better ways to bring light to this, but at least people were paying attention, if only for a few minutes.

She'll get ridiculed for a few days and then it'll blow over. People will forget about both her stupidity and the plight of the kids in India with equal ease.
 
2009-12-14 05:46:06 PM
timujin: She'll get ridiculed for a few days and then it'll blow over. People will forget about both her stupidity and the plight of the kids in India with equal ease.

Nonsense. Ridiculing her stupidity makes me feel good, and kids forced into labor makes me feel bad, so I will certainly forget the latter much easier.
 
2009-12-14 06:31:42 PM
Remember when this chick was hot?
 
2009-12-14 06:34:47 PM
How did she save them? By giving them clean/uninfected blankets?
 
2009-12-14 06:40:55 PM
She'll never be another Princess Diana, no matter how much she attentionwhores.
 
2009-12-14 06:48:49 PM
She saved them by stealing all of their cocaine.
 
2009-12-14 06:55:08 PM
I'd still hit it.
My cock has such a penchant for crazy redheads, i nicknamed it "Ricky Ricardo".
That, and it has a pompadour, and can play the bongos.
 
2009-12-14 06:56:12 PM
She killed a hunnerd men fer th' duke!
 
2009-12-14 07:00:59 PM
ExcedrinHeadache: Remember when this chick was hot?

Those were the days
*fap*
 
2009-12-14 07:16:55 PM
well, at least the pict they used wasn't half bad. would have hit it i her prime (16), but it's been down hill ever since.
 
2009-12-14 07:18:05 PM
ExcedrinHeadache: Remember when this chick was hot?

yup... sigh.

binside.typepad.com

/hot, like she once was...
 
2009-12-14 07:19:42 PM
maybe she meant...
"I farked 40 indie band members"
or...
"I smoked 40 indo blunts"
 
2009-12-14 07:22:06 PM
Let's call it a career with this one. Sure, she was hot, but that was at least a couple of years ago. Sure, she was a pretty decent actress, but that was at least a couple of years ago too.

Now, we have a skank with the drug crazies who looks like mule puke and who is a danger to the community.
 
2009-12-14 07:23:03 PM
Is this the 'remember when Lindsay Lohan was hot' thread?

l.yimg.com
 
2009-12-14 07:41:57 PM
I can't speak for the kids, but I personally would choose the street.
 
2009-12-14 07:55:45 PM
...probably just a bit of drug psychosis kicking in...

I thought it was the Thorazine, but hey.

/moar hot Lindsay pics please
 
2009-12-14 08:05:29 PM
But did she save them from Bosnian snipers?
 
2009-12-14 08:30:56 PM
She hid them all in her cooch. The 40 are those that fell out before they died from disease.

/actually wishes her well & hopes she can recover
//needed to feed the stereotype
 
2009-12-14 08:50:43 PM
What's wrong with her career can be summarised in three words...

a/ No talent, and b) [Holds straw to each nostril] Sniiiiiiiiiiiiifffff !!

/that is all
 
2009-12-14 08:51:23 PM
My dentist got a laugh today when I commented that the aesthetic had made my nose numb, and I said that I felt like Lindsay Lohan after a party.

/csb
 
2009-12-14 08:51:32 PM
It was actually seven Chinese brothers.
 
2009-12-14 08:53:17 PM
HarlequinGuy: What's wrong with her career can be summarised in three words...

a/ No talent, and b) [Holds straw to each nostril] Sniiiiiiiiiiiiifffff !!

/that is all


I'm pretty sure red headed and busty counts as a talent. Either way I count it as a talent.
 
2009-12-14 08:54:00 PM
GWSuperfan: My dentist got a laugh today when I commented that the aesthetic had made my nose numb, and I said that I felt like Lindsay Lohan after a party.

/csb


That's some crazy feng shui.
 
2009-12-14 08:56:20 PM
Crudbucket:

That's some crazy feng shui.


Heh- I just caught that. Farking autocorrect.

/anesthetic
 
2009-12-14 09:47:06 PM
davezog: What Lindsay doesn't want you to know is she then drained the life essence of the 40 children to sustain herself:

= ?


Haha I forgot about her from Dark Crystal.

The rest of your post might be true, except teh draining isn't working so well.
 
2009-12-14 11:00:33 PM
Mr. Potatoass: I'd still hit it.
My cock has such a penchant for crazy redheads, i nicknamed it "Ricky Ricardo".
That, and it has a pompadour, and can play the bongos.


Beer out the nose funny. Thanks.
 
2009-12-14 11:45:51 PM
eddievercetti: ExcedrinHeadache: Remember when this chick was hot?

Those were the days
*fap*


we thought they'd never end. We'd sing and dance, forever and a day.This was the life we'd choose, we'd fap and never lose...
 
2009-12-15 12:11:01 AM
i.realone.com

Came here for the pics of Lindsay when she was bangable. Leaving satisfied.

/and to find more pics of her when she was bangable.
 
2009-12-15 12:35:55 AM
Walks in
i46.tinypic.com
Kills thread
Leaves
 
2009-12-15 12:56:37 AM
drjekel_mrhyde: Walks in

Kills thread
Leaves


I'd still titty fark that version.

/and you would too
 
2009-12-15 12:58:56 AM
drjekel_mrhyde: Walks in

Kills thread
Leaves


By the power of Greyskull, she looks awful.
 
2009-12-15 01:18:09 AM
when is she just gonna OD and be gone
 
2009-12-15 03:11:24 AM
Why is there so many hotties who went to seed threads on Fark when there are hardly no threads on the rest of the crop?
For crying out loud, just a thread on Amanda Seyfield would be killar!
Lindsey had her chance and put it up her nose, time to move on.
 
2009-12-15 08:11:34 AM
She means "ate" 40 orphans. ATE.

Of course, she purged them afterward, too many calories and they taste like curry.
 
2009-12-15 08:28:53 AM
FTA: "It is not uncommon for well known faces to be involved in current affairs programmes and often helps engage younger audiences with subjects they don't traditionally go to such as international affairs..."

I think the BBC is about 10 years a bit too late if they think that Lindsay Lohan is someone that younger viewers still idolize.
 
2009-12-15 08:32:05 AM
PsyLord: FTA: "It is not uncommon for well known faces to be involved in current affairs programmes and often helps engage younger audiences with subjects they don't traditionally go to such as international affairs..."

I think the BBC is about 10 years a bit too late if they think that Lindsay Lohan is someone that younger viewers still idolize.


Holy crap, Mean Girls was only 5 years ago?!?! And she went from
this:

i.realone.com

to this:
i46.tinypic.com
in 5 years?!?! Guess cocaine IS one helluva drug.
 
2009-12-15 10:15:18 AM
Holy crap, Mean Girls was only 5 years ago?!?! And she went from
this:



to this:

in 5 years?!?! Guess cocaine IS one helluva drug.


I'm not going to say that I can see the pixels, but that last pic looks shopped.
 
2009-12-15 10:40:52 AM
img685.imageshack.us

'LEAVE Lindsay Alone! She's saving the Chirrenz!!!'
 
2009-12-15 10:42:18 AM
I'm Lindsey Lohan...Loan...Lowon...I'm Lois Lane!
 
2009-12-15 10:59:26 AM
You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
 
2009-12-15 11:11:37 AM
PizzaJedi81: You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.

Is this why you went back to men?

Just kidding.
 
2009-12-15 01:47:20 PM
I would still do her. I have lowered my standards!
 
2009-12-15 01:52:44 PM
greenapple, I used to claim to have standards. More than once have I "changed my stance" on women I said I would never sleep with when they were naked asking me to give it to them. I always give in. With the exception of ones with stuff penicillin won't cure, there is no such thing as a bad screw. You are my hero for admitting it yourself.
 
2009-12-15 07:33:05 PM
scout48: greenapple, I used to claim to have standards. More than once have I "changed my stance" on women I said I would never sleep with when they were naked asking me to give it to them. I always give in. With the exception of ones with stuff penicillin won't cure, there is no such thing as a bad screw. You are my hero for admitting it yourself.

That is admirable. It's true that almost every guy with a functioning penis has a cutoff that is just slightly below what they are currently able to get (beer goggles and all that), and most guys would screw almost anything if it was only a matter of showing up for the event to make it a sure thing.

God knows I have, but then again, I'm still youngish, so I haven't veered into that horror movie territory with the ladies (yet I suppose?).

/Maybe I'm just a depraved sexual deviant?
//But one with hilariously terrifying stories to tell
 
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