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Trielli

2009-12-14 01:38:02 PM

In other news, people get old.

50mm

2009-12-14 01:41:24 PM

That looks more like too much plastic surgery than time.

ScubaDude1960

2009-12-14 01:41:33 PM

In other other news, plastic surgery is only temporary.

nirwana

2009-12-14 01:41:47 PM

I dig muppet chicks.

SurfaceTension

2009-12-14 01:46:34 PM

This is not a repeat from 2002?

vossiewulf

2009-12-14 02:44:10 PM

Trielli: In other news, people get old.

Yes, and they can frequently look quite nice. Then there are those who go for 6,000 plastic surgeries in an attempt to fend that off, which eventually collapses into something so horrifying that small children shriek and ask mommy what it is and can she make it go away NOW. Guess which one we are looking at here.

markie_farkie

2009-12-14 02:48:51 PM

~~Time~~ Melanie Griffith has not been kind to Melanie Griffith

FTFY Subby

FloydA

2009-12-14 03:08:34 PM

She looked way different when she was younger.

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chemical_angel

2009-12-14 03:15:16 PM

So, any day now Cher is just going to collapse upon herself?

AutumnSong

2009-12-14 03:30:08 PM

chemical_angel: So, any day now Cher is just going to collapse upon herself?

Affirmative...
www.catalogs.com

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Not Available

2009-12-14 03:31:05 PM

Wanted for questioning?

/ 0H-EE-OH-EE-OH

coco ebert

2009-12-14 03:32:09 PM

Trielli: In other news, people get old.

She was really cute. She would have looked fine without all the work done to her face.

oldebayer

2009-12-14 03:41:59 PM

At least she didn't pull a Meg Ryan and botox herself into a gargoyle.

beerrun

2009-12-14 03:50:07 PM

Time has not been kind to Melanie Griffith

Neither has her plastic surgeon.

TommyymmoT

2009-12-14 03:55:16 PM

With pic of what a 52 year old woman without makeup might look like.

FredaDeStilleto

2009-12-14 04:02:32 PM

She wouldn't look bad if she had the lip implants removed.

jehovahs witness protection

2009-12-14 04:09:54 PM

vossiewulf: Trielli: In other news, people get old.

Yes, and they can frequently look quite nice. Then there are those who go for 6,000 plastic surgeries in an attempt to fend that off, which eventually collapses into something so horrifying that small children shriek and ask mommy what it is and can she make it go away NOW. Guess which one we are looking at here.

You'd still hit it.

Diogenes

2009-12-14 04:44:35 PM

She still married to Banderas?

madmann

2009-12-14 06:11:13 PM

Diogenes: She still married to Banderas?

Looks like she's all hung up on the One True Ring now.

/My preciiiiiooooouuuusssssssss.....

LessO2

2009-12-14 06:16:24 PM

Jeebus, she's morphing into Jocelyn Wildestein.

mycathatesyou

2009-12-14 06:20:16 PM

She's looked hideous for the past 20 years.

theorellior

2009-12-14 06:37:00 PM

These actresses need to stop listening to their idiotic publicists. Another example of this, Annette Bening was aging gracefully and was still quite hot until she decided to pull a Meg Ryan and get all dishface fishy-lips on us.

PaisleyHunter

2009-12-14 06:37:50 PM

Something Wild is a great movie.

/sadly time has not been kind to me either

Saturn5

2009-12-14 06:39:25 PM

Collagen has not been kind to Melanie Griffith.

IQ7ZuuIU

2009-12-14 06:40:11 PM

We'll always have 'Body Double' Melanie. Thank you for that.

/God bless recordable media.

WayToBlue

2009-12-14 06:52:34 PM

Meg Ryan looking very "altered," I'm sure she'll collapse shortly.

LegacyDL

2009-12-14 06:58:05 PM

Antonio Banderas must either be getting something on the side or he broke his penis intentionally.

1lastcall

2009-12-14 07:13:08 PM

Coincidence? I think not.

Igor Jakovsky

2009-12-14 07:22:04 PM

First the Helen Hunt thread, now this...sigh

PeppaJack

2009-12-14 07:23:48 PM

Trielli: In other news, people get old.

over in one.

/came to say this

swahnhennessy

2009-12-14 07:39:45 PM

Old, nuthin'. That damage is all plastic. Whatever cruelties of time she was hoping to hide couldn't be any worse than that monstrosity she's masked herself with.

MrCheeks

2009-12-14 07:41:45 PM

Forbidden Doughnut

2009-12-14 07:50:33 PM

swahnhennessy: Old, nuthin'. That damage is all plastic. Whatever cruelties of time she was hoping to hide couldn't be any worse than that monstrosity she's masked herself with.

Probably toss in excessive sun exposure as well...( esp. in the 70's and 80's)

Huggermugger

2009-12-14 07:50:39 PM

She was so insanely hot when she was in her teens and 20s that anything subsequent is pardonable.

/straight female
//would have hit it

bwesb

2009-12-14 08:01:31 PM

Rent Brian de Palma's "Body Double" to see Melanie at her sexy sultry best. Great day in the mawnin' she was hot in that movie.

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Midnight Rambler

2009-12-14 08:08:10 PM

Her mom has held up much better than her.

1lastcall

2009-12-14 08:11:03 PM

Midnight Rambler: lh5.ggpht.com

Persnickety

2009-12-14 08:31:33 PM

SomeoneDumb

2009-12-14 08:36:18 PM

Nothing quite fits the idea of "it's not news" better than the idea that humans age.

/Still thanks Ms. Griffin for Something Wild

RemyDuron

2009-12-14 08:40:10 PM

WayToBlue: Meg Ryan looking very "altered," I'm sure she'll collapse shortly.

Really? She looks really good there IMO. I don't see a lot of obvious plastic surgery.

/Farks daily, "ZOMG this hot chick got old!" article quota has been filled

Malachilenomade

2009-12-14 08:46:28 PM

TommyymmoT: With pic of what a 52 year old woman without makeup might look like.

Hardly. When my mom was 52, people thought she was in her 30s.

Quantum Apostrophe

2009-12-14 08:53:36 PM

Malachilenomade: TommyymmoT: With pic of what a 52 year old woman without makeup might look like.

Hardly. When my mom was 52, people thought she was in her 30s.

Hell, she *felt* like she was in her thirties! Yee haw!!

NittLion78

2009-12-14 08:53:57 PM

to say the least of

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flashfry

2009-12-14 09:08:45 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Malachilenomade: TommyymmoT: With pic of what a 52 year old woman without makeup might look like.

Hardly. When my mom was 52, people thought she was in her 30s.

Hell, she *felt* like she was in her thirties! Yee haw!!

Both your moms did.

atlfarkette

2009-12-14 09:11:11 PM

Ugh. Facial plastic surgery looks bad 95% of the time. I can understand if someone has a huge nose and they want to shape it down a bit but anything on the eyes, cheeks and forehead looks bad and obvious. She looked great naturally and shouldn't have messed with her face. The lip plumping thing never works out well either. Eventually they end up with saggy wrinkled lips that look like they are melting off the face.

exatron

2009-12-14 09:35:00 PM

More proof that while men age like wine, while women age like milk.

zabadu

2009-12-14 09:48:00 PM

exatron: More proof that while men age like wine, while women age like milk.

Has nothing to do with natural aging. Melanie has had more cosmetic procedures on herself and they all look like they were done by a $5 doctor.

LeafyGreens

2009-12-14 09:52:44 PM

Trielli: In other news, people get old.

Yeah, but.

My mom's side of the family has really good skin genes, like everybody looks 10-15 years younger than what you'd expect. Ryan and Griffith have always struck me as having the same genetic magic going on, but all it takes it a plastic surgery or six and what could have been a graceful aging process turns into a farking freakshow because someone got greedy (vain?) and wanted to look 25 again.

cryinoutloud

2009-12-14 09:55:36 PM

TommyymmoT: With pic of what a 52 year old woman without makeup might look like.

A 52-year-old woman with a lot of plastic surgery, unfortunately. It's not like she was ever a raving beauty, anyway.

/A lot of Farkers are going to sadly disappointed when their women actually look their age.

sinanju

2009-12-14 10:13:05 PM

bwesb: Rent Brian de Palma's "Body Double" to see Melanie at her sexy sultry best. Great day in the mawnin' she was hot in that movie.

Trying hard to look like Lois Ayres and, per her requirements as stated later, not quite making it.

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