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(Contact Music) Interesting Leonardo DiCaprio, Mel Gibson will play Vikings in an upcoming film which documents their tragic 1994 season   (contactmusic.com) divider line 70
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ragekage
2009-12-14 01:32:03 PM
You mean the Vikings' soon to be tragic 2009 season, right subby?
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 01:38:07 PM
ragekage: You mean the Vikings' soon to be tragic 2009 season, right subby?

That will be the inevitable sequel.
 
howdyyall9999
2009-12-14 03:03:47 PM
They have already cast Favre:

blogs.sfweekly.com
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 03:04:25 PM
DiCaprio will play Favrearr Favresson, a Viking warrior embarking on a plundering mission to Favreal, a town on the coast of Favre. After pillaging, Favresson meets a beautiful native girl name Favreiella, and they favre for several hours until the movie favres.
 
Rambino
2009-12-14 03:06:24 PM
"Scandinavian warrior race?" WTF?
 
DonCaballero
2009-12-14 03:06:59 PM
Quasar: DiCaprio will play Favrearr Favresson, a Viking warrior embarking on a plundering mission to Favreal, a town on the coast of Favre. After pillaging, Favresson meets a beautiful native girl name Favreiella, and they favre for several hours until the movie favres.

I want to have your baby.
 
Orgasmatron138
2009-12-14 03:09:42 PM
howdyyall9999: They have already cast Favre:

Nice.
 
GameSprocket
2009-12-14 03:14:59 PM
howdyyall9999: They have already cast Favre:

He's like a kid out there.

/Gunslinger
//Just having fun
///Bingo!
 
dittybopper
2009-12-14 03:16:35 PM
Still waiting for the terrible Njorl's Saga.
 
Kurmudgeon
2009-12-14 03:16:44 PM
For some reason, Keanu Reeves comes to mind.
/whoa
 
mhd
2009-12-14 03:18:06 PM
Aaaaaaaa-ah.

Aaaaaaaa-ah.
 
GOB
2009-12-14 03:18:55 PM
A skinny Italian playing a viking warrior? Whats next? Some Irish guy playing Alexander the Great?
 
Tommy Moo
2009-12-14 03:20:00 PM
That boy had better start eating some meat.
 
PizzaJedi81
2009-12-14 03:20:26 PM
GOB: A skinny Italian playing a viking warrior? Whats next? Some Irish guy playing Alexander the Great?

Or some Australian-raised American playing a Scot?
 
jake3988
2009-12-14 03:20:59 PM
ragekage 2009-12-14 01:32:03 PM You mean the Vikings' soon to be tragic 2009 season, right subby?
=============================================

Well, the Vikings are one of only two teams thus far that have started a season 5-0 and then gone on to miss the playoffs. (in 2003)

Giants could join 'em.
 
Funk Brothers
2009-12-14 03:21:10 PM
Well what about the 1998 season?
 
Tigggy
2009-12-14 03:21:41 PM
Yaa! Coood be guud!
 
GOB
2009-12-14 03:23:05 PM
PizzaJedi81: GOB: A skinny Italian playing a viking warrior? Whats next? Some Irish guy playing Alexander the Great?

Or some Australian-raised American playing a Scot?

Guess it beats a fat redneck playing Genghis Khan
 
BobtheFascist
2009-12-14 03:23:17 PM
Two questions:

1. Who will play Denny Green?
2. Will Sarah Palin be the voice coach?
 
hasty ambush
2009-12-14 03:24:19 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio as a Viking Warrior? I don't think so.
 
Admiral Digby
2009-12-14 03:24:20 PM
www.crazynfunny.com
 
wyrlss
2009-12-14 03:24:20 PM
FTFA: LEONARDO DiCAPRIO is set to team up with MEL GIBSON for a new movie about the Vikings.
The Titanic actor will star and Gibson will direct the upcoming epic, about the medieval Scandinavian warrior race.

You know, he did other stuff.

The film, which is expected to begin shooting next year (10), comes from screenwriter William Monahan and producer Graham King, who previously teamed up on DiCaprio's 2006 movie The Departed.

Oh, carry on.
 
Ball of Confusion
2009-12-14 03:24:30 PM
Because when I think Berserker, I think Leo diCaprio.

/I used to go see the Vikings play at the Met Center
//Get off my frozen tundra
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 03:26:29 PM
Ball of Confusion: Because when I think Berserker, I think Leo diCaprio.

/I used to go see the Vikings play at the Met Center
//Get off my frozen tundra

Can I draw you naked please
BERSERKER
Would you get off sinking ship
BERSERKER
 
PizzaJedi81
2009-12-14 03:28:19 PM
GOB: PizzaJedi81: GOB: A skinny Italian playing a viking warrior? Whats next? Some Irish guy playing Alexander the Great?

Or some Australian-raised American playing a Scot?

Guess it beats a fat redneck playing Genghis Khan

Nothing, NOTHING beats a fat redneck playing Genghis Khan!
 
hasty ambush
2009-12-14 03:34:34 PM
PizzaJedi81: GOB: PizzaJedi81: GOB: A skinny Italian playing a viking warrior? Whats next? Some Irish guy playing Alexander the Great?

Or some Australian-raised American playing a Scot?

Guess it beats a fat redneck playing Genghis Khan

Nothing, NOTHING beats a fat redneck playing Genghis Khan!

But at least it had the hottness that was Maureen O'hara.
 
Crudbucket [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 03:35:01 PM
PizzaJedi81: GOB: PizzaJedi81: GOB: A skinny Italian playing a viking warrior? Whats next? Some Irish guy playing Alexander the Great?

Or some Australian-raised American playing a Scot?

Guess it beats a fat redneck playing Genghis Khan

Nothing, NOTHING beats a fat redneck playing Genghis Khan!

racebending.com
 
Bermuda59
2009-12-14 03:35:13 PM
How will Mel Gibson make the English the villains as he has in his other pseudo-historical movies?
 
PizzaJedi81
2009-12-14 03:39:38 PM
Bermuda59: How will Mel Gibson make the English Jews the villains as he has in his other pseudo-historical movies?

But seriously, Crudbucket: PizzaJedi81: GOB: PizzaJedi81: GOB: A skinny Italian playing a viking warrior? Whats next? Some Irish guy playing Alexander the Great?

Or some Australian-raised American playing a Scot?

Guess it beats a fat redneck playing Genghis Khan

Nothing, NOTHING beats a fat redneck playing Genghis Khan!

CHAAAAAAAAAANNNN!
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 03:40:44 PM
Will Johnny Drama be in it?
 
PizzaJedi81
2009-12-14 03:41:54 PM
Damn, I failed that one up right and proper, didn't I?
 
germ78 [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 03:44:31 PM
PizzaJedi81: GOB: PizzaJedi81: GOB: A skinny Italian playing a viking warrior? Whats next? Some Irish guy playing Alexander the Great?

Or some Australian-raised American playing a Scot?

Guess it beats a fat redneck playing Genghis Khan

Nothing, NOTHING beats a fat redneck playing Genghis Khan!

What about a Scot playing a Russian?
 
sweetcakes
2009-12-14 03:44:59 PM
Bermuda59: How will Mel Gibson make the English Jews the villains as he has in his other pseudo-historical movies?

ftfy
 
PizzaJedi81
2009-12-14 03:52:10 PM
germ78: PizzaJedi81: GOB: PizzaJedi81: GOB: A skinny Italian playing a viking warrior? Whats next? Some Irish guy playing Alexander the Great?

Or some Australian-raised American playing a Scot?

Guess it beats a fat redneck playing Genghis Khan

Nothing, NOTHING beats a fat redneck playing Genghis Khan!

What about a Scot playing a Russian?

Connery gets a pass for simple awesomeness.
 
quietbs
2009-12-14 03:54:24 PM
Quasar: DiCaprio will play Favrearr Favresson, a Viking warrior embarking on a plundering mission to Favreal, a town on the coast of Favre. After pillaging, Favresson meets a beautiful native girl named Favreiella Maddenella, and they favre for several hours until the movie favres.

FTFY, even though it didn't need fixing.
 
dittybopper
2009-12-14 03:56:18 PM
GOB: PizzaJedi81: GOB: A skinny Italian playing a viking warrior? Whats next? Some Irish guy playing Alexander the Great?

Or some Australian-raised American playing a Scot?

Guess it beats a fat redneck playing Genghis Khan

How about Jewish guy playing a Korean assassin?

www.80sreborn.com

/Yes, that's Baby's dad.
 
PizzaJedi81
2009-12-14 03:57:01 PM
dittybopper: GOB: PizzaJedi81: GOB: A skinny Italian playing a viking warrior? Whats next? Some Irish guy playing Alexander the Great?

Or some Australian-raised American playing a Scot?

Guess it beats a fat redneck playing Genghis Khan

How about Jewish guy playing a Korean assassin?



/Yes, that's Baby's dad.

What movie's that?
 
Hillbilly Jim
2009-12-14 03:57:44 PM
Quasar: Ball of Confusion: Because when I think Berserker, I think Leo diCaprio.

/I used to go see the Vikings play at the Met Center
//Get off my frozen tundra

Can I draw you naked please
BERSERKER
Would you get off sinking ship
BERSERKER

Well done sir, well done indeed.
 
I am Ahab
2009-12-14 03:58:13 PM
As a person of Scandinavian descent AND a MN Vikings fan, I am not amused by the idea of this film or this headline. That is all.
 
dittybopper
2009-12-14 04:01:47 PM
PizzaJedi81: dittybopper: GOB: PizzaJedi81: GOB: A skinny Italian playing a viking warrior? Whats next? Some Irish guy playing Alexander the Great?

Or some Australian-raised American playing a Scot?

Guess it beats a fat redneck playing Genghis Khan

How about Jewish guy playing a Korean assassin?



/Yes, that's Baby's dad.

What movie's that?

The awesomeness that is "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins".
 
Ball of Confusion
2009-12-14 04:04:55 PM
dittybopper: PizzaJedi81: dittybopper: GOB: PizzaJedi81: GOB: A skinny Italian playing a viking warrior? Whats next? Some Irish guy playing Alexander the Great?

Or some Australian-raised American playing a Scot?

Guess it beats a fat redneck playing Genghis Khan

How about Jewish guy playing a Korean assassin?



/Yes, that's Baby's dad.

What movie's that?

The awesomeness that is "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins".

The Korean is the most perfect creature ever to sanctify the earth with its footprint.

/good god damn that movie is a lot of fun to watch
 
dittybopper
2009-12-14 04:13:19 PM
Ball of Confusion:
The Korean is the most perfect creature ever to sanctify the earth with its footprint.

/good god damn that movie is a lot of fun to watch

Breathe out... slowly... do not gulp. If you do not breathe correctly, you do not move correctly. Pitiful. I can see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work.

/Joel Grey as Chiun is *AWESOME*.
//Fred Ward is an underrated actor.
 
garandman1a
2009-12-14 04:14:03 PM
hasty ambush: Leonardo DiCaprio as a Viking Warrior? I don't think so.

Guys like him and Tom Cruise just don't understand. They do not appear heroic or masculine on screen. They need to take parts that play more into their actual attributes, and tough guy ain't it for either of them.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 04:15:41 PM
Fark 1994, how about 1998.

/ANDERSON!
//*slams table*
 
Huck Chaser [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 04:16:24 PM
germ78: PizzaJedi81: GOB: PizzaJedi81: GOB: A skinny Italian playing a viking warrior? Whats next? Some Irish guy playing Alexander the Great?

Or some Australian-raised American playing a Scot?

Guess it beats a fat redneck playing Genghis Khan

Nothing, NOTHING beats a fat redneck playing Genghis Khan!

What about a Scot playing a Russian?

What about a Scot playing a Spartan?
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 04:18:15 PM
robsul82: Fark 1994, how about 1998.

/ANDERSON!
//*slams table*

I googled "Vikings worst season" and 1994 was the first year that popped up in the results. Trust me, if they were making a movie about (the) Bears, I would've been able to mention every season but 1985.

/way to be eliminated from the playoffs again, Chicago
 
AmazinTim [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 04:21:59 PM
I'll never forget when he missed that kick my father, a man who I'd never seen cry in his life, shed a single tear and said, "Son, a little part of me died today."

blog.nj.com
 
PizzaJedi81
2009-12-14 04:23:06 PM
AmazinTim: I'll never forget when he missed that kick my father, a man who I'd never seen cry in his life, shed a single tear and said, "Son, a little part of me died today."

Son?
 
CitizenTed [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 04:35:12 PM
Screw Mel, Leo and Bill Monahan. They suck.

I'm totally psyched for Nicolas Winding Refn directing Mads Mikkelson in Valhalla Rising.

Trailer (new window)

/I like my Viking movies done by Scandinavians, not Californians.
 
Mart Laar's beard shaver
2009-12-14 04:44:34 PM
robsul82: Fark 1994, how about 1998.

/ANDERSON!
//*slams table*

Came here to say this. Losing to Atlanta? What were they, 16-1?

/But thanks, Vikings!
//Broncos fan
/// ( ) The empty space in Minnesota's SB trophy case
 
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