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(Some Guy)		Animal rescue organization asks that if you see a seagull looking "sad" in 2010, don't make an emergency call to it for help. Not like you did this year (newspostleader.co.uk)		73
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jehovahs witness protection

2009-12-14 01:16:41 PM

8. A cat-lover wanted advice on why his furry feline did not purr.

My guess is that the cat doesn't really like peanut butter.

Sybarite

2009-12-14 01:38:58 PM

10. A man requested help to remove the ladybirds which were climbing up a wall at his house.

Nobody wants that.

veronicalisastark.files.wordpress.com

veedeevadeevoodee

2009-12-14 01:58:28 PM

if you see a seagull looking "sad"

www.womansday.com

veedeevadeevoodee

2009-12-14 02:01:21 PM

A lady contacted the RSPCA to say that the farm next door smelt

www.seagrant.umn.edu

/ lolwut

jehovahs witness protection

2009-12-14 04:14:47 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: if you see a seagull looking "sad"

okay dammit....rest of the office is wanting to know why I'm laughing

Bf+

2009-12-14 04:19:32 PM

Don't do it! You have so much to live for!

/GIS sad gull

roothog

2009-12-14 04:19:43 PM

I'm trying to figure out how to make an emergency call to a seagull. Does it have a cell phone?

Vanetia

2009-12-14 04:22:33 PM

roothog: I'm trying to figure out how to make an emergency call to a seagull. Does it have a ~~cell~~ shell phone?

FTFY

/so sorry

fritopendejo

2009-12-14 04:22:50 PM

3. A caller asked us if we could remove the spider from her bathroom sink.

What a idiot! I would make a drawing of it. No more money problems for me!

Maxout623

2009-12-14 04:24:04 PM

This reminds me of the time I was watching Leno do his News Clips reports.

There was one of a "Suspicious Seagull."

I laughed so hard I fell out of bed, almost unable to breath.

MBooda

2009-12-14 04:24:53 PM

If I see one looking mad, damn straight I'm calling 911.
www.zuguide.com

roothog

2009-12-14 04:25:48 PM

Vanetia: roothog: I'm trying to figure out how to make an emergency call to a seagull. Does it have a cell shell phone?

FTFY

/so sorry

Nice!

vodka

2009-12-14 04:26:16 PM

Who calls an insect a "bird"? LOL

I prefer calling them "lady cows".

technicolor-misfit

2009-12-14 04:28:15 PM

Depression hurts... Zymbalta can help.

/forlorn

luckyeddie

2009-12-14 04:28:34 PM

roothog: I'm trying to figure out how to make an emergency call to a seagull. Does it have a cell phone?

Could be.

If it's a ring billed gull

BobNesta420

2009-12-14 04:29:12 PM

Instead, if you see a seagull looking "sad", you should run, run so far away.

1.bp.blogspot.com

ptelg

2009-12-14 04:31:08 PM

Here's a few solutions to THAT problem.

graham_paige

2009-12-14 04:33:58 PM

ptelg: Here's a few solutions to THAT problem.

To the sad seagull or to the morans? or both?

roothog

2009-12-14 04:34:10 PM

Airfoilsguy: WAS it you that called the RSPCA this year to report a seagull looking sad because it was sat in the rain?

No but my grammar teacher is sad you have a writing job.

If someone else placed the gull in the rain, then the above isn't terrible. It's still passive voice, and I'd swap out "that" for "who", but it stops being cringe-worthy.

ptelg

2009-12-14 04:34:11 PM

gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yaxnlj8

OH my god...

*don't look don't look don't look... fark it.*

YEEEARRRGHGHGHGH!!!!

You just....

I can't...

It's a...

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

ptelg

2009-12-14 04:34:59 PM

graham_paige: ptelg: Here's a few solutions to THAT problem.

To the sad seagull or to the morans? or both?

I'm a Republican what do YOU think?

Spirit Hammer

2009-12-14 04:36:16 PM

I meant to come in here and straighten out the article, since my mom always called them ladybugs.
But fortunately I gergled it and found out that they are indeed known as ladybirds.

going back to work.

CitizenTed

2009-12-14 04:38:16 PM

Maybe the seagull saw this. (new window).

tenhigh

2009-12-14 04:47:32 PM

And british people actually call americans stupid? I mean seriously.

plastic_peso

2009-12-14 04:47:44 PM

should have taken it in and read it Johnathan livingston seagull and set it free.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier

2009-12-14 04:51:56 PM

Sad seagulls make me a sad panda.

Bennie Crabtree

2009-12-14 04:54:46 PM

luckyeddie: roothog: I'm trying to figure out how to make an emergency call to a seagull. Does it have a cell phone?

Could be.

If it's a ring billed gull

Bad pun! But I don't understand why I would call a sad seagull anyhow. It's not like Johnathan Livingston was a particularly helpful guy.

mesohorny

2009-12-14 04:56:15 PM

what a sad seagal might look like. img694.imageshack.us

LarryDan43

2009-12-14 05:00:46 PM

4. An inspector went to a call that a bat had been on a bedroom ceiling
for a number of days. It turned out to be a damp patch.

You don't want to sleep on it.

theknuckler_33

2009-12-14 05:01:52 PM

Seagulls are flying rats. Nearly as disgusting and annoying as pigeons.

SwiftFox

2009-12-14 05:04:23 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: A lady contacted the RSPCA to say that the farm next door smelt

/ lolwut
Someone wants to add another irregular verb into those that have creeped into the English language

Dinjiin

2009-12-14 05:12:46 PM

How one should view sad seagulls:

i4.photobucket.com

Death_Poot

2009-12-14 05:14:54 PM

meh, feed it an alka-seltzer. It won't be sad anymore

/not really

JellyDoughnut

2009-12-14 05:16:02 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: if you see a seagull looking "sad"

That's terrible. Funny, but terrible.

Dinobot

2009-12-14 05:18:50 PM

/way too obscure

Doc Loliday

2009-12-14 05:21:09 PM

some happy birds

Theguybehindtheguy

2009-12-14 05:21:31 PM

cutthroat

2009-12-14 05:30:34 PM

Sad seagulls are often on the lowest rung of seagullciety.
/hot like fresh roasted seagull on the beach bbq

2chris2

2009-12-14 05:33:39 PM

WAS it you that called the RSPCA this year to report a seagull looking sad because it was sat in the rain?

So is "was sat in the rain" considered grammatically correct in British english?

Keys dude

2009-12-14 06:03:05 PM

someone else placed the gull in the rain...

Someone placed the sea gull in the rain
And I don't think I can take it
Because it took so long to wake it
And I'll never see that farking gull again
Oh NOOOOOO Oh NOOOOOO

Thresher

2009-12-14 06:11:26 PM

hot like the frappe button!

sobertoo

2009-12-14 06:13:30 PM

Seagulls are the Souls of Dead Sailors...They can not make up their minds to live on the land or sea..and they both eat garbidge..

Mr. Potatoass

2009-12-14 06:25:02 PM

Keys dude: someone else placed the gull in the rain...

Someone placed the sea gull in the rain
And I don't think I can take it
Because it took so long to wake it
And I'll never see that farking gull again
Oh NOOOOOO Oh NOOOOOO

LOL

You sound old.

/Lawn..off..

Taima

2009-12-14 07:03:36 PM

Theguybehindtheguy

You should have just posted pics from yesterday's game.

/Seahawks fan
//I has a sad

Annoyance

2009-12-14 07:23:32 PM

mesohorny: what a sad seagal might look like.

i.imagehost.org

Jory

2009-12-14 07:27:48 PM

How the birds really felt:
img.metro.co.uk

Hotlinked for my convenience

Keys dude

2009-12-14 07:28:50 PM

Mr. Potatoass 2009-12-14 06:25:02 PM

Keys dude: someone else placed the gull in the rain...

Someone placed the sea gull in the rain
And I don't think I can take it
Because it took so long to wake it
And I'll never see that farking gull again
Oh NOOOOOO Oh NOOOOOO

LOL

You sound old.

/Lawn..off..

Not old. Just way too much useless in the brain ;)

1lastcall

2009-12-14 07:30:20 PM

NakedApe

2009-12-14 07:34:37 PM

If you see a sad seagull tell it a joke.

/Nothing complicated, seagulls are stupid

Gyrfalcon

2009-12-14 07:38:59 PM

My deceased brother-in-law's favorite joke:

Why wouldn't the seagull fly over the bay?
Because then it would be a bagel.

Almost as sad as a seagull placed in the rain, but he always got a kick out of it.

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