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(Some Guy) Amusing Animal rescue organization asks that if you see a seagull looking "sad" in 2010, don't make an emergency call to it for help. Not like you did this year   (newspostleader.co.uk) divider line 73
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jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 01:16:41 PM
8. A cat-lover wanted advice on why his furry feline did not purr.

My guess is that the cat doesn't really like peanut butter.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 01:38:58 PM
10. A man requested help to remove the ladybirds which were climbing up a wall at his house.

Nobody wants that.

veronicalisastark.files.wordpress.com
 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 01:58:28 PM
if you see a seagull looking "sad"

www.womansday.com
 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 02:01:21 PM
A lady contacted the RSPCA to say that the farm next door smelt

www.seagrant.umn.edu

/ lolwut
 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 04:14:47 PM
veedeevadeevoodee: if you see a seagull looking "sad"

okay dammit....rest of the office is wanting to know why I'm laughing
 
Bf+
2009-12-14 04:19:32 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com
Don't do it! You have so much to live for!

/GIS sad gull
 
roothog
2009-12-14 04:19:43 PM
I'm trying to figure out how to make an emergency call to a seagull. Does it have a cell phone?
 
Vanetia
2009-12-14 04:22:33 PM
roothog: I'm trying to figure out how to make an emergency call to a seagull. Does it have a cell shell phone?

FTFY

/so sorry
 
fritopendejo
2009-12-14 04:22:50 PM
3. A caller asked us if we could remove the spider from her bathroom sink.

What a idiot! I would make a drawing of it. No more money problems for me!
 
Maxout623
2009-12-14 04:24:04 PM
This reminds me of the time I was watching Leno do his News Clips reports.

There was one of a "Suspicious Seagull."

I laughed so hard I fell out of bed, almost unable to breath.
 
MBooda
2009-12-14 04:24:53 PM
If I see one looking mad, damn straight I'm calling 911.
www.zuguide.com
 
roothog
2009-12-14 04:25:48 PM
Vanetia: roothog: I'm trying to figure out how to make an emergency call to a seagull. Does it have a cell shell phone?

FTFY

/so sorry

Nice!
 
vodka
2009-12-14 04:26:16 PM
Who calls an insect a "bird"? LOL

I prefer calling them "lady cows".
 
technicolor-misfit [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 04:28:15 PM
www.hickerphoto.com
Depression hurts... Zymbalta can help.

/forlorn
 
luckyeddie
2009-12-14 04:28:34 PM
roothog: I'm trying to figure out how to make an emergency call to a seagull. Does it have a cell phone?

Could be.

If it's a ring billed gull
 
BobNesta420
2009-12-14 04:29:12 PM
Instead, if you see a seagull looking "sad", you should run, run so far away.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
ptelg
2009-12-14 04:31:08 PM
www.jamesdjulia.com

Here's a few solutions to THAT problem.
 
graham_paige
2009-12-14 04:33:58 PM
ptelg: Here's a few solutions to THAT problem.

To the sad seagull or to the morans? or both?
 
roothog
2009-12-14 04:34:10 PM
Airfoilsguy: WAS it you that called the RSPCA this year to report a seagull looking sad because it was sat in the rain?

No but my grammar teacher is sad you have a writing job.

If someone else placed the gull in the rain, then the above isn't terrible. It's still passive voice, and I'd swap out "that" for "who", but it stops being cringe-worthy.
 
ptelg
2009-12-14 04:34:11 PM
gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yaxnlj8

OH my god...

*don't look don't look don't look... fark it.*

YEEEARRRGHGHGHGH!!!!

You just....

I can't...

It's a...

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
 
ptelg
2009-12-14 04:34:59 PM
graham_paige: ptelg: Here's a few solutions to THAT problem.

To the sad seagull or to the morans? or both?

I'm a Republican what do YOU think?
 
Spirit Hammer
2009-12-14 04:36:16 PM
I meant to come in here and straighten out the article, since my mom always called them ladybugs.
But fortunately I gergled it and found out that they are indeed known as ladybirds.

going back to work.
 
CitizenTed [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 04:38:16 PM
Maybe the seagull saw this. (new window).
 
tenhigh
2009-12-14 04:47:32 PM
And british people actually call americans stupid? I mean seriously.
 
plastic_peso
2009-12-14 04:47:44 PM
should have taken it in and read it Johnathan livingston seagull and set it free.
 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier
2009-12-14 04:51:56 PM
Sad seagulls make me a sad panda.
 
Bennie Crabtree
2009-12-14 04:54:46 PM
luckyeddie: roothog: I'm trying to figure out how to make an emergency call to a seagull. Does it have a cell phone?

Could be.

If it's a ring billed gull

Bad pun! But I don't understand why I would call a sad seagull anyhow. It's not like Johnathan Livingston was a particularly helpful guy.
 
mesohorny
2009-12-14 04:56:15 PM
what a sad seagal might look like. img694.imageshack.us
 
LarryDan43 [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 05:00:46 PM
4. An inspector went to a call that a bat had been on a bedroom ceiling
for a number of days. It turned out to be a damp patch.

You don't want to sleep on it.
 
theknuckler_33
2009-12-14 05:01:52 PM
Seagulls are flying rats. Nearly as disgusting and annoying as pigeons.
 
SwiftFox
2009-12-14 05:04:23 PM
veedeevadeevoodee: A lady contacted the RSPCA to say that the farm next door smelt

/ lolwut
Someone wants to add another irregular verb into those that have creeped into the English language
 
Dinjiin
2009-12-14 05:12:46 PM
How one should view sad seagulls:

i4.photobucket.com
 
Death_Poot
2009-12-14 05:14:54 PM
meh, feed it an alka-seltzer. It won't be sad anymore

/not really
 
JellyDoughnut
2009-12-14 05:16:02 PM
veedeevadeevoodee: if you see a seagull looking "sad"

That's terrible. Funny, but terrible.
 
Dinobot [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 05:18:50 PM
yaranaiko.net

/way too obscure
 
Doc Loliday [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 05:21:09 PM
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

some happy birds
 
Theguybehindtheguy
2009-12-14 05:21:31 PM
blog.seattlepi.com
nbcsportsmedia2.msnbc.com
 
cutthroat
2009-12-14 05:30:34 PM
www.illkinda.com

Sad seagulls are often on the lowest rung of seagullciety.
/hot like fresh roasted seagull on the beach bbq
 
2chris2
2009-12-14 05:33:39 PM
WAS it you that called the RSPCA this year to report a seagull looking sad because it was sat in the rain?

So is "was sat in the rain" considered grammatically correct in British english?
 
Keys dude
2009-12-14 06:03:05 PM
someone else placed the gull in the rain...

Someone placed the sea gull in the rain
And I don't think I can take it
Because it took so long to wake it
And I'll never see that farking gull again
Oh NOOOOOO Oh NOOOOOO
 
Thresher
2009-12-14 06:11:26 PM
www.angelzfunnyz.com hot like the frappe button!
 
sobertoo
2009-12-14 06:13:30 PM
Seagulls are the Souls of Dead Sailors...They can not make up their minds to live on the land or sea..and they both eat garbidge..
 
Mr. Potatoass
2009-12-14 06:25:02 PM
Keys dude: someone else placed the gull in the rain...

Someone placed the sea gull in the rain
And I don't think I can take it
Because it took so long to wake it
And I'll never see that farking gull again
Oh NOOOOOO Oh NOOOOOO

LOL

You sound old.

/Lawn..off..
 
Taima
2009-12-14 07:03:36 PM
Theguybehindtheguy

You should have just posted pics from yesterday's game.

/Seahawks fan
//I has a sad
 
Annoyance
2009-12-14 07:23:32 PM
mesohorny: what a sad seagal might look like.

i.imagehost.org
 
Jory
2009-12-14 07:27:48 PM
How the birds really felt:
img.metro.co.uk

Hotlinked for my convenience
 
Keys dude
2009-12-14 07:28:50 PM
Mr. Potatoass 2009-12-14 06:25:02 PM

Keys dude: someone else placed the gull in the rain...

Someone placed the sea gull in the rain
And I don't think I can take it
Because it took so long to wake it
And I'll never see that farking gull again
Oh NOOOOOO Oh NOOOOOO

LOL

You sound old.

/Lawn..off..

Not old. Just way too much useless in the brain ;)
 
1lastcall
2009-12-14 07:30:20 PM
Keys dude: someone else placed the gull in the rain...

Someone placed the sea gull in the rain
And I don't think I can take it
Because it took so long to wake it
And I'll never see that farking gull again
Oh NOOOOOO Oh NOOOOOO

Damnitallsomuch Keys Dude. I CANNOT believe someone else thought of that.

/MacArthur Park my ass, will ya?
 
NakedApe
2009-12-14 07:34:37 PM
If you see a sad seagull tell it a joke.

/Nothing complicated, seagulls are stupid
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2009-12-14 07:38:59 PM
My deceased brother-in-law's favorite joke:

Why wouldn't the seagull fly over the bay?
Because then it would be a bagel.

Almost as sad as a seagull placed in the rain, but he always got a kick out of it.
 
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