Pathman: hey cool - that's where i'm from.i wonder if he had any illegitimates...i have noticed a bit of a belly lately and i'm starting to get a little grey.also elves make me horny
MikeyFuccon: Some say that Santy is deadThat Santy is dead that Santy is deadSome say that Santy is deadAnd buried in KilkennyMore say he rose againMore say he rose againMore say he rose againAnd went to work at Macy's/obscure?fark no
Panty Sniffer: Do you know who else left anonymous gifts for the poor?Major Charles Emerson Winchester.
ThreeEdgedSword: So, anonymous delivers?
Psumek: ThreeEdgedSword: So, anonymous delivers?Always. But there's a 50/50 shot it will be a kitty or a guy taking a dump in a girls mouth. Roll the die.
Psumek: Odd I thought he was the Bishop of Turkey and brought six to eight black men with him.
Shakespeare's Monkey: Pathman...also elves make me hornyI think you're onto something; these elves make my pants fit funny.
flyingmonkeysreign: I heard Santa raped and murdered a girl in 1990
tuna fingers: Meanwhile, Krampus is buried deep in your mom.
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