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(Telegraph)   Yes Virginia, Father Christmas is buried in Ireland   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 36
    More: Interesting, Father Christmas, Ireland, St Nicholas, Jerpoint Abbey, bishops, philanthropy, Turkey, teachings  
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2009-12-14 11:41:19 AM
Due to his habit for leaving anonymous gifts for the poor, he was declared a saint soon after his death in 346, and inspired the legend of Father Christmas.

Do you know who else left anonymous gifts for the poor?

Major Charles Emerson Winchester.
 
2009-12-14 11:41:34 AM
Buried is a euphamism, he's drunk.

/irish
//hungover
 
2009-12-14 11:42:23 AM
Santa's a ninja, and you know it!.
 
2009-12-14 11:43:42 AM
Yes, Virginia trifecta in play?

/0 points for originality, subby.
 
2009-12-14 11:46:26 AM
Meanwhile, Krampus is buried deep in your mom.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-12-14 11:48:36 AM
farm2.static.flickr.com

Modern Santa is very different. He doesn't like sharing the lime light with baby Jesus.

AbbeySomeone
Buried is a euphamism, he's drunk.

I thought that was, "tired and emotional."

/irish
//stuck at work
 
2009-12-14 11:48:40 AM
hey cool - that's where i'm from.
i wonder if he had any illegitimates...

i have noticed a bit of a belly lately and i'm starting to get a little grey.

also elves make me horny
 
2009-12-14 11:50:22 AM
Pathman: hey cool - that's where i'm from.
i wonder if he had any illegitimates...

i have noticed a bit of a belly lately and i'm starting to get a little grey.

also elves make me horny


Yes, but your urge to steal other people's gifts might lead you to believe that you are the black sheep of the family.
 
2009-12-14 11:51:27 AM
Pathman: hey cool - that's where i'm from.
i wonder if he had any illegitimates...

i have noticed a bit of a belly lately and i'm starting to get a little grey.

also elves make me horny


Those tights make the package clearly visible.
Pick and choose.
 
2009-12-14 11:53:58 AM
Some say that Santy is dead
That Santy is dead that Santy is dead
Some say that Santy is dead
And buried in Kilkenny

More say he rose again
More say he rose again
More say he rose again
And went to work at Macy's

/obscure?
 
2009-12-14 11:57:14 AM
And all this time i thought santa snuck in on the down low for secret sexual favors.
proof (new window)nsfw. duh.

/That's a big candy cane
 
2009-12-14 12:05:18 PM
Odd I thought he was the Bishop of Turkey and brought six to eight black men with him.
 
2009-12-14 12:05:33 PM
MikeyFuccon: Some say that Santy is dead
That Santy is dead that Santy is dead
Some say that Santy is dead
And buried in Kilkenny

More say he rose again
More say he rose again
More say he rose again
And went to work at Macy's

/obscure?fark no
 
2009-12-14 12:11:02 PM
Due to his habit for leaving anonymous gifts for the poor, he was declared a saint soon after his death in 346, and inspired the legend of Father Christmas.

How do they know it was him, if they were anonymous? Maybe he took credit for something someone else did, and we *SHOULD* be telling our kids about Saint Fallopian or something.
 
2009-12-14 12:11:44 PM
Of course he's dead. He wouldn't give us money and we have no use for his silly toys.
 
2009-12-14 12:12:15 PM
Came for the PBF reference.

/i am disappoint
 
2009-12-14 12:12:37 PM
So, anonymous delivers?
 
2009-12-14 12:13:36 PM
Panty Sniffer: Do you know who else left anonymous gifts for the poor?

Major Charles Emerson Winchester.


One of my favorite episodes.

/"It is sadly inappropriate to offer dessert to a child who has had no meal."
 
2009-12-14 12:14:02 PM
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Oblig
 
2009-12-14 12:17:49 PM
ThreeEdgedSword: So, anonymous delivers?

Always. But there's a 50/50 shot it will be a kitty or a guy taking a dump in a girls mouth. Roll the die.

johnadlai.com
 
2009-12-14 12:18:12 PM
Came for dead Santa Claus photo with crying kid. Left satisfied. Thanks, the-meter-man.

/wipes hands on pants
 
2009-12-14 12:22:02 PM
What an Irish Santa may look like.
unix.rulez.org
 
2009-12-14 12:29:17 PM
well, he's got a nose "like a cherry", so, obviously, a Mick
 
2009-12-14 12:33:29 PM
Psumek: ThreeEdgedSword: So, anonymous delivers?

Always. But there's a 50/50 shot it will be a kitty or a guy taking a dump in a girls mouth. Roll the die.


UNDER 50 GET
 
2009-12-14 12:36:29 PM
i141.photobucket.com

wait...wut
 
2009-12-14 12:52:36 PM
trappedspirit: wait...wut

Better than the people that put crosses up. Nothing makes me think of Christ's birth more than how he died.
 
2009-12-14 01:02:59 PM
Thierry Henry?
 
2009-12-14 01:03:17 PM
FTFA: "There is a great story about a notorious old miser. He never gave the children any Christmas presents, instead he delighted in bringing them to Jerpoint and showing them Father Christmas's grave."

First Farker ever?
 
2009-12-14 01:10:35 PM
Pathman
...

also elves make me horny


I think you're onto something; these elves make my pants fit funny.

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2009-12-14 01:40:50 PM
Psumek: Odd I thought he was the Bishop of Turkey and brought six to eight black men with him.

Came here to make that reference, you bastard.

"Um... You might want to pack a few things together..."
 
2009-12-14 02:09:59 PM
MikeyFuccon: /obscure?

No
 
2009-12-14 02:21:11 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey: Pathman
...

also elves make me horny

I think you're onto something; these elves make my pants fit funny.


I thought the same thing.

/I'll be in my bunk.
 
2009-12-14 07:09:30 PM
"Santa Claus is Dead" -- Friedrich Nietzsche

/or something like that
 
2009-12-14 08:09:30 PM
I heard Santa raped and murdered a girl in 1990
 
2009-12-15 07:28:04 AM
flyingmonkeysreign: I heard Santa raped and murdered a girl in 1990

She was a ho ho ho.
 
2009-12-15 06:40:29 PM
tuna fingers: Meanwhile, Krampus is buried deep in your mom.

Krampus is better than Santa.
 
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