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(Some Guy)   All Norwegian women have beards, so the reporter is excused   (cphpost.dk) divider line 52
    More: Obvious, Norwegian, reporters, television hosts, Adam Holm, word choices, Douay-Rheims  
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2009-12-14 10:43:31 AM
This is a vicious lie. Some Norwegian women shave.
 
2009-12-14 11:25:02 AM
Define beard vaguemitter.
 
2009-12-14 11:26:40 AM
All Norwegian women have beards

Boooooo!

...but not on their faces

Yeaaaaa!

Salvation Army, Salvation Army
Put a nickel in the drum,
save another drunken bum
Salvation Army, Salvation Army
Put a nickel in the drum and be saved.
 
2009-12-14 11:28:14 AM
Does anyone anywhere actually get upset about "insults" that are due to the speaker not fully understanding the language? Anyone who would actually be insulted is an idiot.
 
2009-12-14 11:28:18 AM
What a Norwegian woman might look like:

www.sweater.no
 
2009-12-14 11:29:35 AM
farked already? host ftl.
 
2009-12-14 11:30:27 AM
www.beforeyoutakethatpill.com
 
2009-12-14 11:30:34 AM
Haakon is shaping up to be one of the world's great leaders. A wonderful blend of his parents personality traits, amicable and gracious, intelligent and sensible. He will be a great king, and I am truly happy for Norway.
 
2009-12-14 11:33:03 AM
Can't read the article (link broken) but I am assuming the reporter went into the wrong bar.
 
2009-12-14 11:33:14 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-12-14 11:33:15 AM
Norwegian women and Republican Senators.
 
2009-12-14 11:33:59 AM
Link isn't quite farked, but is taking a helluva long time to load.
 
2009-12-14 11:36:55 AM
Balchinian: Haakon is shaping up to be one of the world's great leaders. A wonderful blend of his parents personality traits, amicable and gracious, intelligent and sensible. He will be a great king, and I am truly happy for Norway.

And the eels were really scrummy.

Still waiting for that lawn-edger, though.
 
2009-12-14 11:39:02 AM
sharkspage.com

Some facial hair, which I doubt exists, is not going to slow me down. I'd be all up in this like a diabetic on a Christmas cookie.
 
2009-12-14 11:39:27 AM
yakmans_dad: Norwegian women and Republican Senators.

And Scientologist actors.
 
2009-12-14 11:41:46 AM
norwegian woman are incredibly loud in bed.

just throwing that out there.
 
2009-12-14 11:42:07 AM
With all due respect, sir, you're wrong about the beards.

/not obscure for Fark
 
2009-12-14 11:42:14 AM
s.bebo.com
 
2009-12-14 11:45:50 AM
Professional Wizard: norwegian woman are incredibly loud in bed.

just throwing that out there.


Why? Do they have hearing problems or something?
 
2009-12-14 11:46:26 AM
You spelled Glaswegian wrong.
 
2009-12-14 11:46:32 AM
Maybe he thought they were dwarfs?
 
2009-12-14 11:48:37 AM
img.skitch.com

No beards here. Disgusting skin, yes. But no beards.
 
2009-12-14 11:48:40 AM
www.ecc2007.de

/would like to have a word with you...
 
2009-12-14 11:53:31 AM
I don't see no beard.

www.chinadaily.com.cn
 
2009-12-14 11:55:16 AM
Nightsweat: I don't see any beards.



/FTFY, and yum
 
2009-12-14 11:55:50 AM
Yuck...

i765.photobucket.com

i765.photobucket.com

i765.photobucket.com

i765.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-14 11:57:54 AM
tezdoll: /would like to have a word with you...

Picture caption should be "World's Happiest Lesbian Curling Coach"

www.ecc2007.de
 
2009-12-14 12:05:37 PM
Clams. Tacos.

Getting hungry here at the lunch hour.
 
2009-12-14 12:05:38 PM
jdog71: tezdoll: /would like to have a word with you...

Picture caption should be "World's Happiest Lesbian Curling Coach"


hahahah :)
 
2009-12-14 12:06:13 PM
MooseBayou: Clams. Tacos.

Getting hungry here at the lunch hour.


not hungary, its norway,


/doing it wrong :(
 
2009-12-14 12:18:51 PM
Our arguments are invalid, they have beards.
 
2009-12-14 12:24:27 PM
ThreeEdgedSword: Our arguments are invalid, they have beards.

Yes, but why Norwegian women? Don't all women have beards...down there?
 
2009-12-14 12:26:15 PM
Tyranicle: ThreeEdgedSword: Our arguments are invalid, they have beards.

Yes, but why Norwegian women? Don't all women have beards...down there?


Brazilians do not have beards down there.
 
2009-12-14 12:27:27 PM
Be fair, we Danes have a speech impediment called "Danish accent". We don't make fun of Aussies, do we?

/ok, we do, but they ARE hillarious.
//Danish women have no beards, spend your tourist money here instead.
 
2009-12-14 12:34:10 PM
Can I "be headed"?

mylittlenorway.com

//with hotlinked beards
//and slashies
 
2009-12-14 12:35:26 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey: Some facial hair, which I doubt exists, is not going to slow me down. I'd be all up in this like a diabetic on a Christmas cookie.

I want that hockey jersey!

/part Norgey, no beard
//stray hair now and then though...
 
2009-12-14 12:40:48 PM
ruByroD: Can I "be headed"?



//with hotlinked beards
//and slashies


Why certainly! (Not Safe For Work)
 
2009-12-14 12:41:57 PM
HKWolf

I want that hockey jersey!

Do you want that with, or without, the contents? I'll take what's inside and you can keep the wrapping.

Not only can we watch hockey, but I can rest my beer on her ass.

/too much?
 
2009-12-14 12:46:05 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey: HKWolf

I want that hockey jersey!

Do you want that with, or without, the contents? I'll take what's inside and you can keep the wrapping.

Not only can we watch hockey, but I can rest my beer on her ass.

/too much?


too much .... helllllll no.
 
2009-12-14 12:57:30 PM
rebelyell2006: ruByroD: Can I "be headed"?



//with hotlinked beards
//and slashies

Why certainly! (Not Safe For Work)


You son-of-a-vitch
 
2009-12-14 12:59:01 PM
A-Rth-Urp-Hil-Ipdenu: rebelyell2006: ruByroD: Can I "be headed"?



//with hotlinked beards
//and slashies

Why certainly! (Not Safe For Work)

You son-of-a-vitch


I warned you.

/Inb4 b&?
 
2009-12-14 01:15:35 PM
"All Norwegian women have beards"

What a Norwegian woman might look like:

img2.timeinc.net
 
2009-12-14 01:22:50 PM
Rootbzzr: "All Norwegian women have beards"

What a Norwegian woman might look like:


damn you... *snicker*
 
2009-12-14 01:30:57 PM
The link works, albeit slowly:

"
Norwegian crown prince luckily had a good sense of humour about DR interviewer's poor word choices on Saturday

Television host Adam Holm of public broadcaster DR can probably thank his lucky stars he was not interviewing Saudi Arabian leader Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud on Saturday night.

Other royal or political figures might otherwise have lost their cool at the reporter, Crown Prince Haakon was able to laugh after Holm made several embarrassing errors during his interview of the Norwegian king-to-be in front of a full house at the city's Forum venue.
Holm's unforgettable evening - where Danish Crown Prince Frederik and Swedish Crown Princess Victoria were also sitting in on the interview - began when the host first addressed Haakon as the 'Crown Princess' of Norway.

One could certainly forgive Holm for his initial verbal misstep, as he was conducting the interview in English. But unfortunately for him he proceeded to compound his error, joking that he made the mistake because 'all Norwegian women have beards'.

Holm may have quickly realised his insult of half of Norway's population, as he asked Crown Prince Haakon if he was planning on beheading him for his gaffe after the show.

The DR reporter can take solace in the fact that the rest of the evening went without any further hitches - and that he reportedly still has his head."


I like how the article goes on to insult Saudi Arabia instead.
 
2009-12-14 02:00:12 PM
rebelyell2006: A-Rth-Urp-Hil-Ipdenu: rebelyell2006: ruByroD: Can I "be headed"?



//with hotlinked beards
//and slashies

Why certainly! (Not Safe For Work)

You son-of-a-vitch

I warned you.

/Inb4 b&?


context motherfarker, do you speak it?

/teh internet has pretty much completely desensitized me so take that as a humorous rebuke.
//a tiny voice in my head tells me I should be lashing out at you, though
///meh
 
2009-12-14 02:05:42 PM
spawn73: The link works, albeit slowly:

[snip]

I like how the article goes on to insult Saudi Arabia instead.


It's one of the things I love about Denmark. They tend to do stuff like this every now and then and nobody bats an eyelid. Not because of lack of respect but just because they know better than to get offended at every little thing under the sun.

I got stuck on the wrong side of the Sound (luckily not in Malmoe) while I was over there but I would take each and every opportunity I had to cross over and spend some time in KVH.
 
2009-12-14 02:06:34 PM
A-Rth-Urp-Hil-Ipdenu: rebelyell2006: A-Rth-Urp-Hil-Ipdenu: rebelyell2006: ruByroD: Can I "be headed"?



//with hotlinked beards
//and slashies

Why certainly! (Not Safe For Work)

You son-of-a-vitch

I warned you.

/Inb4 b&?

context motherfarker, do you speak it?

/teh internet has pretty much completely desensitized me so take that as a humorous rebuke.
//a tiny voice in my head tells me I should be lashing out at you, though
///meh


I've passed up plenty of opportunities because I wasn't sure if that was considered a bannable picture, even if linked and not hotlinked.

/Especially because it is a real head, minus body
 
2009-12-14 03:28:35 PM
norwegian with a beard, so i'm getting a kick...
just not a lady.
/not yet, anyway...

//j/k
 
2009-12-14 04:19:06 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey: HKWolf

I want that hockey jersey!

Do you want that with, or without, the contents? I'll take what's inside and you can keep the wrapping.

Not only can we watch hockey, but I can rest my beer on her ass.

/too much?


Deal...and can i watch?
 
2009-12-14 05:26:32 PM
FTFA:

Television host Adam Holm of public broadcaster DR can probably thank his lucky stars he was not interviewing Saudi Arabian leader Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud on Saturday night.

What a weird thing to say...
 
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