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2009-12-14 01:04:28 PM
EIP

if its going to be here why not join the party
 
2009-12-14 01:05:25 PM
Airius: What are BIE?

/Graphical explanations preferred


John Ashpool: Pretty please non hairy BIE!

EIP

read above from TIL and FelineMommy27
 
2009-12-14 01:06:02 PM
It's fun watching the banter, and occasionally partaking myself in said banter. Makes my Monday go by SO much quicker.
 
2009-12-14 01:06:09 PM
FelineMommy27: makes my pants fit funny :)
 
2009-12-14 01:06:24 PM
To the generous farkettes, I would just like to publicly say I thank you profusely and ...

i110.photobucket.com
/sorry
//No I'm not!!
 
2009-12-14 01:06:36 PM
John Ashpool: Pretty please non hairy BIE!

EIP

zedster: EIP

if its going to be here why not join the party


You know, I've already sent you some out of a TorD once upon a time but I think I could manage to give just a little bit more.
 
2009-12-14 01:07:46 PM
Meatschool: It's fun watching the banter, and occasionally partaking myself in said banter. Makes my Monday go by SO much quicker.

Glad to be of assistance

fookin eejit: FelineMommy27: makes my pants fit funny :)

Orly?

tamsnod27: To the generous farkettes, I would just like to publicly say I thank you profusely and ...


/sorry
//No I'm not!!


Okay, I lol'd
 
2009-12-14 01:07:57 PM
Third In Line:

makes my pants need dry cleaning
 
2009-12-14 01:08:40 PM
Third In Line: Airius: What are BIE?

/Graphical explanations preferred

John Ashpool: Pretty please non hairy BIE!

EIP

read above from TIL and FelineMommy27


I actually like this more centralized method of requesting. A lot more organized and efficient. How long has this policy been in effect? I remember my first BIE thread resembling the floor of the stock exchange with BIE sellers frantically trying to fulfill all the buyer requests after the latest BIE earnings report was released.
 
2009-12-14 01:08:57 PM
FelineMommy27: Herb_the_betta:
Just making sure I'm not left off the BIE boat ;-)

Wait, there was a boat? Why the fark have I been swimming then?


It's possible you may not want to know.
 
2009-12-14 01:09:34 PM
Thanks to my inability to walk around then office in this condition, is there a way to send a H(ummer)IE?

I mean sent TO me, freaks
 
2009-12-14 01:09:36 PM
fookin eejit: Third In Line:

makes my pants need dry cleaning


Yay!!!
 
2009-12-14 01:09:37 PM
Ty ladies and thank you Dell for transforming my Monday.
 
2009-12-14 01:11:09 PM
R.A.Danny: Thanks to my inability to walk around then office in this condition, is there a way to send a H(ummer)IE?

I mean sent TO me, freaks


I'll send you one here haha

:^O
 
2009-12-14 01:12:47 PM
Herb_the_betta:
I actually like this more centralized method of requesting. A lot more organized and efficient. How long has this policy been in effect? I remember my first BIE thread resembling the floor of the stock exchange with BIE sellers frantically trying to fulfill all the buyer requests after the latest BIE earnings report was released.


It does make it flow a little easier.

Confusion696:
It's possible you may not want to know.


Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with you

R.A.Danny: Thanks to my inability to walk around then office in this condition, is there a way to send a H(ummer)IE?

I mean sent TO me, freaks


I don't think it works that way

samiam4200: Ty ladies and thank you Dell for transforming my Monday.

Excellent, glad to help.
 
2009-12-14 01:12:55 PM
Third In Line: R.A.Danny: Thanks to my inability to walk around then office in this condition, is there a way to send a H(ummer)IE?

I mean sent TO me, freaks

I'll send you one here haha

:^O


8========)~~~~~
 
2009-12-14 01:13:57 PM
BIE.... i believes in it. i heard from a friend that his friends sisters boyfriends best friends cousin got it. he got that thing you sent him
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MY inbox...... lets you show them to me
 
2009-12-14 01:14:04 PM
FelineMommy27: It does make it flow a little easier.

LOL

and you're right
I make a wordpad of names and email addys
 
2009-12-14 01:14:42 PM
R.A.Danny: Third In Line: R.A.Danny: Thanks to my inability to walk around then office in this condition, is there a way to send a H(ummer)IE?

I mean sent TO me, freaks

I'll send you one here haha

:^O

8========)~~~~~


cyber bj
 
2009-12-14 01:15:04 PM
Third In Line:
I'll send you one here haha

:^O


Bwahahahahahahahaha!
 
2009-12-14 01:15:44 PM
Third In Line: FelineMommy27: It does make it flow a little easier.

LOL

and you're right
I make a wordpad of names and email addys


Finally.. a list worth being on!
 
2009-12-14 01:16:06 PM
FelineMommy27: Third In Line:
I'll send you one here haha

:^O

Bwahahahahahahahaha!


It's how gorgor and I became best buddies ;)

I said became haha
 
2009-12-14 01:16:13 PM
FelineMommy27: It does make it flow a little easier.

I concur. As long as folks know who is dispersing. I can't imagine being a farkette in a thread like this, where after one individual offers up BIE, my inbox gets flooded with requests.
 
2009-12-14 01:16:44 PM
Airius: Third In Line: FelineMommy27: It does make it flow a little easier.

LOL

and you're right
I make a wordpad of names and email addys

Finally.. a list worth being on!


EIP
 
2009-12-14 01:16:45 PM
Third In Line:
LOL

and you're right
I make a wordpad of names and email addys


See, you're more organized than I am with it.
 
2009-12-14 01:17:16 PM
FelineMommy27:

StaleCoffee:
Well, now I've totally changed my mind.

Have you now? Funny how that happens...


Yes. I replaced it with a newer model. It's shiny.
 
2009-12-14 01:17:32 PM
FelineMommy27: Third In Line:
LOL

and you're right
I make a wordpad of names and email addys

See, you're more organized than I am with it.


the more you know
I edumacated you!
 
2009-12-14 01:17:45 PM
I'm happy to provide technical support in trade...
 
2009-12-14 01:18:25 PM
FelineMommy27: Third In Line:
LOL

and you're right
I make a wordpad of names and email addys

See, you're more organized than I am with it.


Gotta keep the boobies organized. Victoria's Secret make a mint doing just that.
 
2009-12-14 01:18:27 PM
anyone other than TIL sending teh BIE on this Monday?

/EIP
 
2009-12-14 01:18:43 PM
FelineMommy27: Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi: May I please have BIE? Please?

EIP

EIP

StaleCoffee:
Well, now I've totally changed my mind.

Have you now? Funny how that happens...


I'm so confused right now. And sad.
 
2009-12-14 01:19:27 PM
Airius:
Finally.. a list worth being on!


It is, isn't it.

/eip

Third In Line:
It's how gorgor and I became best buddies ;)

I said became haha


So that's how it works...

Meatschool:
I concur. As long as folks know who is dispersing. I can't imagine being a farkette in a thread like this, where after one individual offers up BIE, my inbox gets flooded with requests.


In all honesty, you boys are really tame compared to TFers. Both of my inboxes would've already exploded if this was in TFD. Not to mention that it would also be somewhere around 2000 posts by now.
 
2009-12-14 01:22:37 PM
FelineMommy27: Airius:
Finally.. a list worth being on!

It is, isn't it.

/eip

Third In Line:
It's how gorgor and I became best buddies ;)

I said became haha

So that's how it works...

Meatschool:
I concur. As long as folks know who is dispersing. I can't imagine being a farkette in a thread like this, where after one individual offers up BIE, my inbox gets flooded with requests.

In all honesty, you boys are really tame compared to TFers. Both of my inboxes would've already exploded if this was in TFD. Not to mention that it would also be somewhere around 2000 posts by now.


what she said
c'mon now!
 
2009-12-14 01:23:06 PM
FelineMommy27: Meatschool:
I concur. As long as folks know who is dispersing. I can't imagine being a farkette in a thread like this, where after one individual offers up BIE, my inbox gets flooded with requests.

In all honesty, you boys are really tame compared to TFers. Both of my inboxes would've already exploded if this was in TFD. Not to mention that it would also be somewhere around 2000 posts by now.


It's hard to post when you're "checking" your inbox.
 
2009-12-14 01:23:30 PM
FelineMommy27: Airius:
Finally.. a list worth being on!

It is, isn't it.

/eip

Third In Line:
It's how gorgor and I became best buddies ;)

I said became haha

So that's how it works...

Meatschool:
I concur. As long as folks know who is dispersing. I can't imagine being a farkette in a thread like this, where after one individual offers up BIE, my inbox gets flooded with requests.

In all honesty, you boys are really tame compared to TFers. Both of my inboxes would've already exploded if this was in TFD. Not to mention that it would also be somewhere around 2000 posts by now.


So is this a plea to flood your inbox? If so, I'm down.

/Of course I'm always down for my inbox flooding
//EIP
 
2009-12-14 01:23:37 PM
FelineMommy27: In all honesty, you boys are really tame compared to TFers. Both of my inboxes would've already exploded if this was in TFD. Not to mention that it would also be somewhere around 2000 posts by now.

Some of us, in spite of our shameless requests, do try to exhibit something resembling a wee bit of class.

/not that we always succeed
 
2009-12-14 01:23:40 PM
Guess I missed out on all the BIEs :(
 
2009-12-14 01:23:42 PM
StaleCoffee:
Yes. I replaced it with a newer model. It's shiny.


Oooh, shiny...

Third In Line:
the more you know
I edumacated you!


I used to do that when I AWed the Cafes

R.A.Danny:
Gotta keep the boobies organized. Victoria's Secret make a mint doing just that.


My boobies are perfectly organized inside my Victoria's Secret bra, does that count?

Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi:
I'm so confused right now. And sad.


Why?
 
2009-12-14 01:24:45 PM
Hi ladies and fellow Farkers, Does anyone have some spare BIE that I may borrow?? a little cup,? a big cup?? any and all are appreciated. Thank you in advance.

/EIP
 
2009-12-14 01:24:56 PM
FelineMommy27: wookie1:
Otherwise, I think this'll die shortly.

I'm doing the best I can to keep up over here. It would be so much easier if the requests were going directly to my E in my P.


If that's all it takes, consider it done.

FelineMommy27: Herb_the_betta:
You can fix that.

/E still IP :-)

I'm doing all that I can. It's not easy trying to keep up with you boys


You'd have an even harder time keeping up with me, *wink*, *wink*.

/Giggity
//Giggity
 
2009-12-14 01:25:17 PM
FelineMommy27: In all honesty, you boys are really tame compared to TFers. Both of my inboxes would've already exploded if this was in TFD. Not to mention that it would also be somewhere around 2000 posts by now.

I don't know, it seems like TF has tamed down in recent times. Even TorD has trouble getting off the ground, though apparently Saturday night was an exception.

Am I too late for the good times, FM27?
 
2009-12-14 01:25:30 PM
darkcambria: FelineMommy27: Airius:
Finally.. a list worth being on!

It is, isn't it.

/eip

Third In Line:
It's how gorgor and I became best buddies ;)

I said became haha

So that's how it works...

Meatschool:
I concur. As long as folks know who is dispersing. I can't imagine being a farkette in a thread like this, where after one individual offers up BIE, my inbox gets flooded with requests.

In all honesty, you boys are really tame compared to TFers. Both of my inboxes would've already exploded if this was in TFD. Not to mention that it would also be somewhere around 2000 posts by now.

So is this a plea to flood your inbox? If so, I'm down.

/Of course I'm always down for my inbox flooding
//EIP


Dude!
 
2009-12-14 01:25:40 PM
FelineMommy27: My boobies are perfectly organized inside my Victoria's Secret bra, does that count?

Two of the best organized Bs ever IE
 
2009-12-14 01:26:18 PM
Ok, another break between work meetings, so thought I'd check in. I guess my previous post about the BIE song didn't resonate, so....

...Yes, please send me BIE also. It is cold here, and besides you will get some sublte pleasure of knowing that my large corporation is paying me to dreamingly and visually consume your charitable, BIE blessed, attempt at brightening my day. I will, of course, look like I am very seriously working when I type my most enthusiastic and praise filled response.

So, again, if not clear, BIE Please...
...Of course FelineMommy27, I am looking your way.
 
2009-12-14 01:26:50 PM
RminusQ: I don't know, it seems like TF has tamed down in recent times. Even TorD has trouble getting off the ground, though apparently Saturday night was an exception.

it comes and goes in cycles.

This past Oct there were a few good late night sat threads in TFD that got pulled promptly at 6am
 
2009-12-14 01:26:56 PM
Third In Line: darkcambria: FelineMommy27: Airius:
Finally.. a list worth being on!

It is, isn't it.

/eip

Third In Line:
It's how gorgor and I became best buddies ;)

I said became haha

So that's how it works...

Meatschool:
I concur. As long as folks know who is dispersing. I can't imagine being a farkette in a thread like this, where after one individual offers up BIE, my inbox gets flooded with requests.

In all honesty, you boys are really tame compared to TFers. Both of my inboxes would've already exploded if this was in TFD. Not to mention that it would also be somewhere around 2000 posts by now.

So is this a plea to flood your inbox? If so, I'm down.

/Of course I'm always down for my inbox flooding
//EIP

Dude!


Howdy!
 
2009-12-14 01:26:58 PM
SarahL: Glendale: Meh, BIE is an urban legend.

Take note, gentlemen. This man has gone about it the right way. He was shown lack of enthusiasm and has dismissed the idea as hokum! This will undoubtedly make women crazy and they'll develop the "Oh you won't get excited about strange breasts showing up in your email? Well I'll show you! No one put my babies in a corner!" attitude and send him tits anyway.

/golf clap


wait, this is a bie thread? i thought this was dell support thread

meh
 
2009-12-14 01:27:15 PM
dccc: Ok, another break between work meetings, so thought I'd check in. I guess my previous post about the BIE song didn't resonate, so....

...Yes, please send me BIE also. It is cold here, and besides you will get some sublte pleasure of knowing that my large corporation is paying me to dreamingly and visually consume your charitable, BIE blessed, attempt at brightening my day. I will, of course, look like I am very seriously working when I type my most enthusiastic and praise filled response.

So, again, if not clear, BIE Please...
...Of course FelineMommy27, I am looking your way.


*pouts*
 
2009-12-14 01:27:52 PM
FelineMommy27: StaleCoffee:
Yes. I replaced it with a newer model. It's shiny.

Oooh, shiny...

Third In Line:
the more you know
I edumacated you!

I used to do that when I AWed the Cafes

R.A.Danny:
Gotta keep the boobies organized. Victoria's Secret make a mint doing just that.

My boobies are perfectly organized inside my Victoria's Secret bra, does that count?

Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi:
I'm so confused right now. And sad.

Why?


BIE isn't showing up in my email, and I'm just not sure what I'm doing wrong. Is there some sort of protocol that I'm not quite getting? I'm new to this whole thing and I feel like I'm being left out due to ignorance.
 
2009-12-14 01:28:29 PM
mralphabet: Guess I missed out on all the BIEs :(

I am sure someone will make more.
 
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